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  On 6/12/2014 at 12:46 AM, logakght said:

I couldn't unfreeze my hamburger fast enough so I went bananas and tried to kill it stabbing it multiple times. I finally threw it to the garbage.

If you had a gun you could have saved yourself a lot of effort.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

It's where it should have been in the first place really. I also approve of the gun solution though, seems like it would make a good clay pigeon.

 

PULL /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>BLAM

A member of the non sequitairiate.

I messed up my application for a job I really wanted. Now I doubt I will even get an interview.

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I'm too depressed to do anything.

I can't make music or work or hang out with friends.

I feel like a fucking alien.

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  On 6/17/2014 at 4:08 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

it always picks up limpy. just gotta find out what's making you blue and eliminate it so it's no longer a prob. sometimes getting a new job or meeting new people can be the shake up you need.

 

I'm kinda feeling the same at the mo - I'm 22 and haven't studied or attempted anything 'career' wise. I get anxious when I think about the fact that I've done nothing cept work on music over the last 4 years, holding down casual jobs to pay the rent. because it's hard for me to finish songs, I barely have any proper releases to show off for people. it's hard to be taken seriously by most people when you're a musician, actor, painter, comic or anything creative.

Yer 22 - worry about that career shit later! Fucks sake youth really is wasted on the youth.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 6/18/2014 at 12:43 AM, modey said:

my colleagues won't shut the fuck up about game of thrones

 

This is how I feel about everyone, everywhere.

  On 6/18/2014 at 12:46 AM, baph said:

 

  On 6/18/2014 at 12:43 AM, modey said:

my colleagues won't shut the fuck up about game of thrones

 

This is how I feel about everyone, everywhere.

 

 

I may have sorta kinda in a way possibly told a colleague to shut the fuck up about game of thrones. pretty sure we're kaput.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

haha, don't get me wrong, my colleagues are wicked, but yesterday almost the entire lunch table discussion was about GoT, jesus.

 

 

why don't they all lose their shit over Louie or something? cmon

 

 

edit: actually, I think they were so involved with talking about GoT that nobody remembered to slip in the daily Waterworld reference that usually occurs at lunchtime and/or friday drinx. WTF

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lol what, daily Waterworld reference? how did this come about?

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

who the fuck talks about game of thrones in real life? (or any other tv show)

 

dont you feel silly talking about tv shows to people?

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:22 AM, Deer said:

who the fuck talks about game of thrones in real life? (or any other tv show)

 

dont you feel silly talking about tv shows to people?

 

not if it's not to excess, no. how weird would it be if everyone just watched a TV show and then kept to themselves about it without ever discussing it with anyone? TV shows = stories = meaning. people derive meaning from any kind of story, and discussing those stories helps elicit further meaning. as hokey as that sounds, it's basically true.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

We all watch some form of TV. I mean Deer, use that same logic for sporting matches.

 

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:22 AM, Deer said:

who the fuck talks about football in real life? (or any other sports)

 

don't you feel silly talking about sports to people?

 

In this cause ironically i'd agree that talking about sport in real life or on the net is utterly silly. Nevertheless, you can see why what you said is a little beyond the leaky pale of pee.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:20 AM, usagi said:

lol what, daily Waterworld reference? how did this come about?

I have no idea, but suddenly we noticed it was slipping into our lunchtime discussions more and more.. so we now are conscious of anything that can be connected to Waterworld. zole

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:36 AM, modey said:

 

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:20 AM, usagi said:

lol what, daily Waterworld reference? how did this come about?

I have no idea, but suddenly we noticed it was slipping into our lunchtime discussions more and more.. so we now are conscious of anything that can be connected to Waterworld. zole

 

 

 

Was hoping one of you drank your own piss once.

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:29 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

Just like I talk about music, movies and books to people... I don't see your point here

 

it just feels really silly, i cant see myself saying names like "Denerys" or "Melissandre" in real life (in a serious matter)

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  On 6/18/2014 at 1:38 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:29 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

Just like I talk about music, movies and books to people... I don't see your point here

 

it just feels really silly, i cant see myself saying names like "Denerys" or "Melissandre" in real life (in a serious matter)

 

 

i fell like that when it comes to the names of some of your sports people. I mean Jeremiah Attaochu, Jared Abbrederis, Carrington Byndom, Shaquil Barrett, who comes up with these names.

 

(in the nfl draft in case someone was wondering, and you know that i could have gotten a lot weirder, just didn't want to bother going any further through the alphabet)

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 6/18/2014 at 1:49 AM, hello spiral said:

I watched Hellraisers 4 to 9 in the space of a week while doing night shifts.

 

Why did I do that?

 

fuck.

 

omg r u ok

 

I watched 1 last weekend after a late night out. came home drank, decided "let's chuck on a bit of Pinhead, why not". it's pretty hilarious and still gives me a bit of the fear. Ashley Laurence is a babe. quite good/10

 

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also that scene where Ashley is in the hospital bed and is playing around with the cube and opens that passageway and goes into it - goes really well with this

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQW6GUlakWY

 

seriously. try playing the two together.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

All the death and violence going on around the globe while this World Cup hype is going on inspired me to get drunk tonight.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 6/18/2014 at 4:14 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

  On 6/17/2014 at 6:46 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 6/17/2014 at 4:08 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

it always picks up limpy. just gotta find out what's making you blue and eliminate it so it's no longer a prob. sometimes getting a new job or meeting new people can be the shake up you need.

 

I'm kinda feeling the same at the mo - I'm 22 and haven't studied or attempted anything 'career' wise. I get anxious when I think about the fact that I've done nothing cept work on music over the last 4 years, holding down casual jobs to pay the rent. because it's hard for me to finish songs, I barely have any proper releases to show off for people. it's hard to be taken seriously by most people when you're a musician, actor, painter, comic or anything creative.

Yer 22 - worry about that career shit later! Fucks sake youth really is wasted on the youth.
yeah i know its super whiney and backhanded to some of the older members here but it doesn't make me feel any better about it. seems like just yesterday I was 18 and leaving home and now I'm almost 23 and haven't done a great deal of anything. a lot of people see me as a drop out, a joke, an idealistic dreamer...I'm sure some of y'all can relate to dealing with the expectations of others.

 

plus, this is the first world problems thread ;)

 

 

23 is still pretty young. you've got most of your twenties before you. I didn't even understand my problems at 23, let alone know what to do about them. hell, most of my 20s were spent figuring out who I am. felt like I wasted a lot of time.

 

anyway, just cruising without direction is only a problem if you think it's one. regardless of what you're actually doing in terms of career etc, there's a lot to be said for just being out there and afloat on your own, away from home. that says something about your resourcefulness, independence, and adaptability.

 

I meet heaps of people working in hospitality who probably have a bit of nagging worry that they've missed out on higher education, better pay, corporate perks blah blah, but ultimately I'd say that's not even as important as the aforementioned qualities.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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