stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 5/27/2014 at 3:26 PM, spratters said:

Gonna lose the beard for summer and not looking forward to it.

lol, it's not like you live in the tropics. You trying to give your face a tan or something?

I'm going to Spain twice in June, once for a wedding, and I can't look like a tramp at the wedding and would look ridiculous with a partly tanned face.

Then again it might be a baking hot summer in London like every other year too.

Cool. I'm just very pro beard, heh. But then i keep mine trimmed so maybe i don't know about these hot beard problems. That's a cool holiday itinerary, i'm having next week off and have planned nothing.

Farmers tan.

Bought black and not expresso colored furniture, had to drive back to target to exchange it.

Hellish session of installing shelves into drywall.

Moved to awesome place but realizing I have way too much stuff.

Having to wash dick and balls off after intercourse.

Maybe not a fwp.

I don't know.

Depends on how messy, which hole, natural or synthetic lube, smelly condom, or no condom at all.

my life fucking sucks

  On 5/28/2014 at 4:58 AM, Alcofribas said:

my life fucking sucks

No... it can't.. You're Alco.. Legendary reviewer of everything legendary....

=(

yeah man, hanging by a thread tbqh

and imo peace7 is simply alphafribas

What's wrong?

Peace7 is BetaFribas

You're Alcoalphafribas.

I live in Canada and today was hot.

  On 5/26/2014 at 9:33 AM, hello spiral said:

Even back when I couldn't handle chilli heat or even pepper (as a kid), I fucking loved sinus-scalding English mustard.

 

Usually have a big blob of it on the side of my plate if I'm eating any kind of meat (doesn't really work with chicken though).

 

Usually get through a big jar of this stuff every fortnight or so:

 

 

Can't stand that yellow mayonnaise non-hot mustard stuff, shit is not lush :p

YESS!!! Hot stuff :D

Hot peppers, hot mustard, wasabi, etc.. This stuff makes eating worth it.

i just read through the "forever alone dude kills 7 people" thread.

  On 5/28/2014 at 12:09 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

even the multiple page sexism debate that broke out?

the insightful commentary on levels you mean?

haha, you're welcome. /revels in his degenerate status.

Got a mix rejected from a broadcaster because the music is 'too loud'. Now I'm remixing the music so that the show I truly loved working on and felt was one of my best mixes to date sounds like a boring flaccid penis just so it passes quality control.

I ate too many anzac biscuits and now i can't be fucked making the bolognese that i bought all the ingredients for.

I had to eat a quick lunch a few days ago and I ate at Panda Express and I still feel like I gained 30 pounds on food that didn't even taste very good. All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.

The idiots at pret put milk in my black filter coffee. Didnt notice til I was on the train. Idiots!!! Its lucky im not lactose intolerant.

You're idiot intolerant though. When i order something that isn't the usual i generally do stuff like open the lid/packaging. Even when it's usual i do the same. Food service people are sometimes rushed and sometimes don't care and sometimes it's a bit too deep to be able to remember things and do stuff. You had one of those serve you.

Koss PortaPros hurt my ears after a while, dunno if I'm wearing them wrong or what

i love this song:

PISHRD OUT MA HAID

when you watch a new tv series once and then you happen to watch it MONTHS later and it's the same episode

i couldn't find a tea spoon to stir the sugar into my espresso.

i therefore ended up with 98% sugarless bitterness, and 2% super sugared rocket juice.