stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 5/26/2014 at 7:09 AM, usagi said:

yesterday I had a hotdog with "hot" mustard. I guess I'd only ever tried mild mustards before because that shit was nigh-unbearable to me.each bite causedacrid as fuckchemical burn in my nose. I'd literally never tasted anything like it before, it wasn't a regular kind of hotness at all. maybe the vendor pissed in it or something I dunno.

I frigging love that stuff.

 

You will learn to love it, usagi, just as my tender asshole has had to learn to love a capsaicin-soaked bhuna gosht or khada masala (my asshole is currently burning from yesterday's extra hot lamb khada masala, FYI).

Edited May 26, 2014 by baph

lol. but bhuna gosht burns your mouth, not your durn nose! and it's a delicious burn, not one that makes you want to wash out your sinuses with icewater. I never knew a condiment could rape my senses so, jaysus.

It's good in small doses. I gather you're not a fan of wasabi?

  On 5/26/2014 at 8:40 AM, usagi said:

lol. but bhuna gosht burns your mouth, not your durn nose! and it's a delicious burn, not one that makes you want to wash out your sinuses with icewater. I never knew a condiment could rape my sensesso, jaysus.

Maybe it's because I grew up in a place where the winter is so cold that you can literally (not literally) drown in your own snot, but I really came to relish having my sinuses cleared out by that hot mustard, horseradish, wasabi, etc.

 

My wife hates it, too.

Edited May 26, 2014 by baph

  On 5/26/2014 at 8:45 AM, modey said:

It's good in small doses. I gather you're not a fan of wasabi?

 

I've actually never had it because I was told it'd be like what I just experienced with hot mustard. except I didn't know hot mustard was like hot mustard, yaknow? I finished the hotdog but only mild mustard for this cat henceforth.

 

  On 5/26/2014 at 8:54 AM, baph said:

 

  On 5/26/2014 at 8:40 AM, usagi said:

lol. but bhuna gosht burns your mouth, not your durn nose! and it's a delicious burn, not one that makes you want to wash out your sinuses with icewater. I never knew a condiment could rape my sensesso, jaysus.

 

Maybe it's because I grew up in a place where the winter is so cold that you can literally (not literally) drown in your own snot, but I really came to relish having my sinuses cleared out by that hot mustard, horseradish, wasabi, etc.

 

My wife hates it, too.

 

it made me want to sneeze though, I can't imagine that'd be a pretty sight with a facefulla snot

Even back when I couldn't handle chilli heat or even pepper (as a kid), I fucking loved sinus-scalding English mustard.

 

Usually have a big blob of it on the side of my plate if I'm eating any kind of meat (doesn't really work with chicken though).

 

Usually get through a big jar of this stuff every fortnight or so:

 

 

Can't stand that yellow mayonnaise non-hot mustard stuff, shit is not lush :p

maybe the stuff I had was really shit, I dunno.

 

  On 5/26/2014 at 9:33 AM, hello spiral said:

Can't stand that yellow mayonnaise non-hot mustard stuff, shit is not lush :p

 

let's fight about it

 

Fuckinell that's mental

Good thing about proper hot mustard is that it's hot and that's it, chilli just keeps on dancing it's volcanic dance through your mouth. That said, i'm more a djion or german mustard man for the most part. Nice to have the english stuff in the fridge though, but not the big pot lol, man points for that spiral.

Je voudrais aime pratiquer mon français avec quelqu'un, mais il n'ya pas beaucoup des gens qui parlent dans la sud du Nouveau- Brunswick

Colman's mustard 10/10

  On 5/26/2014 at 11:23 AM, Cryptowen said:

Je voudrais aime pratiquer mon français avec quelqu'un, mais il n'ya pas beaucoup des gens qui parlent dans la sud du Nouveau- Brunswick

 

pas cool.

I forgot that I swapped a shift today and got a call two hours after start of shift asking where I was.. I've been late quite a few times since I've been working there. I love my job so much I wish I was more organised and wasn't so absent minded - I've always made stupid mistakes like this

 

Going to go and get a diary to write my shifts in today, why did it take me this long to sort it out?

 

Then my housemate said it's my responsibility to be on time and I said I know, why are you telling me? And now I think she thinks I'm being a dick

 

I hate how easy it is to fuck up things I really care about

  On 5/26/2014 at 12:00 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

wholegrain > all

 

Nah

  On 5/26/2014 at 10:19 AM, hello spiral said:

 

 

hahah i hope they were fighting over the only geezer in town with a viagra prescription

  On 5/26/2014 at 4:55 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

  On 5/26/2014 at 1:58 PM, hoggy said:

I forgot that I swapped a shift today and got a call two hours after start of shift asking where I was.. I've been late quite a few times since I've been working there. I love my job so much I wish I was more organised and wasn't so absent minded - I've always made stupid mistakes like this

 

Going to go and get a diary to write my shifts in today, why did it take me this long to sort it out?

 

Then my housemate said it's my responsibility to be on time and I said I know, why are you telling me? And now I think she thinks I'm being a dick

 

I hate how easy it is to fuck up things I really care about

how patronising of your housemate...as if you didn't acknowledge it already right?

 

 

I don't know, maybe I sounded like I was fishing for sympathy when I told her about it

  On 5/26/2014 at 12:00 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

wholegrain > all

 

yes

  On 5/26/2014 at 10:19 AM, hello spiral said:

 

lol

I'm procrastinating like a fucking idiot.

Absentmindedly went a little overboard scratching at my nuts. Now I'm uncomfortable. FML.

  On 5/27/2014 at 4:56 AM, luke viia said:

Absentmindedly went a little overboard scratching at my nuts. Now I'm uncomfortable. FML.

 

That's a problem that translates to any world.

 

My deepest condolences and I hope you make a speedy recovery.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the other hand, I got laid last night by some random floozie a friend set me up with, it was lackluster at best... but the worst part is, SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE. I had to work in the morning and she was making vague suggestions along the lines of her just hanging out till I get home. It was horrifying.

  On 5/27/2014 at 2:58 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 5/26/2014 at 10:19 AM, hello spiral said:

 

lol

 

darn those old ladies, fighting in the street over cock. will they ever learn?

girlfriend lives 2 ferries away and i can't drink alcohol

Gonna lose the beard for summer and not looking forward to it.