stupid first world problems you're dealing with

asking how to do stuff, being told to just go and do it myself, then being told i did it all wrong.

  On 5/9/2014 at 11:06 AM, MadameChaos said:

asking how to do stuff, being told to just go and do it myself, then being told i did it all wrong.

should've asked for help

Unfortunately writing a CV is the most mind numbing job ever. I feel for you, but you never know it may be worth the effort.

Friday was a great day for me! woke up sick and with abdominal pain, called in sick but no one could replace me so i had to go to work, it was horrible but i managed. The abdominal pain got worse and worse, it would be fine if i could just rest but I HAD TO TAKE A FUCKING DRIVING TEST. and of course i was not even able to start the test as the instructor noticed i was really sick and told me to reschedule. Now my job is in danger (maybe im just being paranoid) because my boss has been nagging me about getting a license since i started working there, so i dont know what gonna happen.

life is great

Stayed in last night (Friday), looks I might be doing the same again tonight.

My cell has 0 battery despite being plugged in to charge all night.

  On 5/10/2014 at 9:29 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

My cell has 0 battery despite being plugged in to charge all night.

thanks for reminding me. /drops phone on charge thinganator.

Dating.

Shit is wild. I don't get it. I try being a nice guy and no girl wants to talk to me. I try being a dick and I attract women that are crazier than a bag of cats. I either get women where I'm Mr. 'Wednesday' because they are banging like 5 guys at one time, or I get women who want to dump off their baggage, move in and crush your hopes and dreams under the guise of 'love'

I JUST WANT A CHICK THAT CAN APPRECIATE SOME AFX, NOT BE CRAZY, HAVE A LIFE, AND BE A MYNX IN THE SACK....

(doomed to loner-status forever)

Try a dating site, if you're that desperate for a relationship that's compatible, apparently they are good at that sort of thing. Of course it screens for the type of person that puts themselves up on dating sites, i'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. In men perhaps bad, as you may determine that they'd either be desperados or deviant nutters. But i would imagine that the women being women and pragmatic, willing to try things like sites out, therefore you'd get a reasonable cross section of the gender available for your eager perusal.

I am not offering this advice based on experience, as i've never even been in a relationship, true watmmr to the boenr and quite happy about it.

Bought what was supposed to be an original K&R's C Programming Language but got a lousy, ugly Indian edition instead. The book's the same tho, even if it has the answer book's back cover...

What the hell happened to the OP? He turned into some kind of ghost, guest, erm...ghouest, thing.

  On 5/11/2014 at 6:10 AM, ambermonk said:

What the hell happened to the OP? He turned into some kind of ghost, guest, erm...ghouest, thing.

dust in the wind...

My TV won't stop thinking that it's got headphones plugged in even though the jack has been pulled out. Imma pissed off.

The menu let me disable the headphone link, but that means i'll have to enable it everytime that i want to use headphones, sigh. Maybe the plug needs an ear bud with some isopropyl alcohol, which i'll have to grab.

  On 5/11/2014 at 6:10 AM, ambermonk said:

What the hell happened to the OP? He turned into some kind of ghost, guest, erm...ghouest, thing.

maybe hea ccepted his problems and moved on

he walked and farted into the sunset, the end.

trying to change between chords that clash but absolutely having to do it

Rain.

Its so delicious

morons have started using their chimneys again, which has inflamed my sinuses and left me a bit of a mess. I hope all their chimney stacks block up and their fking houses fill with the noxious toxic smoke. I mean it's only 16*C at half past midnight for hells sake, it's not like they are going to freeze to death. cnts

My cat controls my sleep cycle. I am powerless.

I wasted almost 3 quid today on coffee I could not drink. It tasted so awful.

I googled my watmm username and there's some dipshit on reddit going as "baph" now, and that dipshit is not me.

How do I change my watmmname?

Also, what the shit is this:

this is even more egregious:

https://soundcloud.com/dreamcast/dreamcast-ft-baph-mc-perfect

FUCK THIS SHIT

I BET THESE PEOPLE AREN"T EVEN MEMBERS OF THE BRITISH ASSOCIATION OF PAPER HISTORIANS

you are all those people, in your narcoleptic sleep-awake alterworld

went to record store today. i don't buy vinyl anymore cause it doesn't get listened to. went in, saw all this shit, reissued stuff i NEED, right. but i controlled myself and left with no vinyl.

I miss buying things from record stores. But I like still having the money that would have gone there otherwise.

FWP - it just dawned on me that I need someone to look after my cat for a week when i go on vacation. It needs to be a special someone who's okay with poo handling.