stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 5/2/2014 at 10:11 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

They only had 2% evaporated milk at Mac's, and it's as though I put regular milk in my coffee. Fucking disgrace if you ask me.

What is macs?

  On 5/3/2014 at 2:46 PM, spratters said:

I fucking hate moths. Bees and wasps aren't a problem but I fucking hate moths.

Moths are big and easy to lead out of the room man, they don't even sting, how can you hate them more than wasps. They sting you for no reason at all. Fuck wasps, seriously. I found that comment deeply offensive

Little moths are a pain. Maybe he doesn't like the clothes eating little moths. We also have other moths that build little nest capsules out of silk on the ceiling sometimes. In another house it was like an infestation. All these moth grubs climbing up the walls, that was a weird house.

I've looked everywhere and can't find the nest. Litetally cleaned everywhere in the flat. Still appearing!

Offensive? You big wussy.

There are carpenter bees having sex outside my bedroom window, in mid-flight. It is distracting.....

  On 5/3/2014 at 4:36 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 5/2/2014 at 10:11 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

They only had 2% evaporated milk at Mac's, and it's as though I put regular milk in my coffee. Fucking disgrace if you ask me.

 

What is macs?

 

It's pretty much 7-11.

I don't often see moths here, but mosquitoes are a bloody nuisance in the summer (no pun intended). I want to destroy all mosquitokind.

I think that, but then i remember what an important part of the food chain that they are (i'm of two mind about this, because sure in the frozen northern parts of the world perhaps they bring nutrients from the land animals into little ponds, but then again, is it worth the aggravation for every other being in nature. Fucking parasites, who needs 'em, apparently there are more parasitic species than non-parasitic, i wonder about that stat, but there it is. So i wonder what would happen if we got rid of them all. Well except for useful things like wasps that lay their eggs in caterpillars, species like that can stick around.)

So maybe wherever i am have lasers shooting down all the mozzies before they can bite me. Whilst i'm figuring out whether we should annihilate the whole species.

I spent all day pigging out on biryani at my mum's yesterday and today I smell like masala.

super hot hippy girl smiling and taking a seat next to me on the bus but i'm in a relationship, yarrgh

does she smell?

cute hippy girls have some wiggle room regarding their odor status imo

doesn't even matter, not like i'm smellin that close enough to care

you should just yell into her ear that you're in a relationship but thanks anyway.

1) tell your girlfriend that 'hey, we're gonna die someday and life is short...maybe let's try an open relationship'

2) make the 'erection connection' with the cute hippy girl

The End

lol too late, i'll probably never see that hippy girl again. but if i do, i'll let her know that her style is my style.

  On 5/5/2014 at 4:46 AM, luke viia said:

super hot hippy girl smiling and taking a seat next to me on the bus but i'm in a relationship, yarrgh

Girls are more attracted to you when you're already with one. Murphy's Law innit.

Wifi here sucks :(

That guy in the office is still cracking his knuckles.

Can't afford tuition. :( which means I can't register for this semester.

That's a problem problem, breh.

  On 5/6/2014 at 10:40 AM, jasondonervan said:

That guy in the office is still cracking his knuckles.

 

crack them

WITH A RULER

that sucks chen. mutha fucking mutha fuckers.

i'm a bit worried that maybe i use air quotes too often