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I could fit an Abrams tank through that space. some drivers *shakes head*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Took the car to get an estimate in my lunch hour and now they're questioning me about every item on it. I feel like just phoning her insurance and getting it done. She's demanding to speak to the body shop. Its almost like its my fault.

 

Waste my fucking lunch break too.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 4/2/2014 at 3:29 PM, spratters said:

Took the car to get an estimate in my lunch hour and now they're questioning me about every item on it. I feel like just phoning her insurance and getting it done. She's demanding to speak to the body shop. Its almost like its my fault.

 

Waste my fucking lunch break too.

so you did catch her though? that's good.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Oh yeah missed that part. Turns out she must be blind, deaf and dumb because she didn't realise she hit another car and the alarm that was consequently going off. The saga continues...

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

Was there damage to her car to help prove your cause?

 

Geez that really sucks she sounds like a real berk

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

can't bring myself to do a lick of work, goddamn. I feel bad about being unproductive, yet it's all in my hands.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 4/2/2014 at 5:02 PM, StephenG said:

Was there damage to her car to help prove your cause?

 

Geez that really sucks she sounds like a real berk

There was a bit but she claimed she polished it out. After all that her insurance phoned yesterday to sort it out. Happy ending I guess.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

It's funny, i read noone was hurt as no targets successfully eliminated. I need to get up and do some exercise, brain melting.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:33 PM, baph said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 2:44 PM, Squee said:

 

Cystitis sucks!

ouch, sorry

hope your pee parts heal soon

It has also caused a fucking hardcore fever and back pain. Also, my skin hurts.

  On 4/3/2014 at 6:16 AM, usagi said:

can't bring myself to do a lick of work, goddamn. I feel bad about being unproductive, yet it's all in my hands.

I feel you brah.

So goddamned good at procrastinating.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Over the last ten years I've managed to miss Merzbow playing live every chance I've got.

 

He's playing in April and I was ON IT about getting tickets.

 

Just moved over to the new shift pattern at work, it means every other month I have to do a week of nights.

 

Guess when my first week of nights is????????????????

 

:cry:

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  On 4/4/2014 at 12:17 AM, hello spiral said:

Over the last ten years I've managed to miss Merzbow playing live every chance I've got.

 

He's playing in April and I was ON IT about getting tickets.

 

Just moved over to the new shift pattern at work, it means every other month I have to do a week of nights.

 

Guess when my first week of nights is????????????????

 

:cry:

 

:sad: Work can fuck right off

  On 4/3/2014 at 8:36 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:33 PM, baph said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 2:44 PM, Squee said:

Cystitis sucks!

ouch, sorry

hope your pee parts heal soon

It has also caused a fucking hardcore fever and back pain. Also, my skin hurts.

 

 

there's... there's a doctor involved here, right?

kidneys are srs bizniz

*digs into belly and pulls out a kidney* what, these?

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:34 PM, fiznuthian said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 6:16 AM, usagi said:

can't bring myself to do a lick of work, goddamn. I feel bad about being unproductive, yet it's all in my hands.


What's going on?

 

 

I hate my job and my workplace and the majority of my coworkers. fortunately I'm about to transfer to another team (for the first time in 4 years) and I'm hoping to rekindle some lingering enthusiasm.

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 10:41 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 6:16 AM, usagi said:

can't bring myself to do a lick of work, goddamn. I feel bad about being unproductive, yet it's all in my hands.

 

I feel you brah.

So goddamned good at procrastinating.

 

*lethargic high five*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 4/4/2014 at 12:17 AM, hello spiral said:

Over the last ten years I've managed to miss Merzbow playing live every chance I've got.

 

He's playing in April and I was ON IT about getting tickets.

 

Just moved over to the new shift pattern at work, it means every other month I have to do a week of nights.

 

Guess when my first week of nights is????????????????

 

:cry:

 

I don't like merzbow at all... What do you see in it? (not being facetious I'm just curious as to what qualities I should be looking for...)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Yup.

 

 

Step hen, as you may know Merzbow's discography is very large and incredibly diverse (no really, stop giggling you in the back) so I would suggest you do a little digging and find the right beginner Merzbow album for you.

 

Possibly something like Amlux or Merzbeat.

 

The one Sprillian got into in a big way is Dharma, which is a great fucking album.

*giggles in the back*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 4/4/2014 at 1:39 AM, baph said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 8:36 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:33 PM, baph said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 2:44 PM, Squee said:

Cystitis sucks!

ouch, sorry

hope your pee parts heal soon

It has also caused a fucking hardcore fever and back pain. Also, my skin hurts.

 

 

there's... there's a doctor involved here, right?

kidneys are srs bizniz

 

 

Yeah, I called my doctor yesterday morning and his secretary told me to stop by his office as soon as possible. Then they kept me for an hour and half because they kinda freaked out, when they discovered that I had a high fever even though I had taken two pain killers. I wish I had taken my temperature the day before that, because my girlfriend tells me that she thinks I was slightly above 104 F. I was burning up.

But yeah, I've been prescribed some pills now and my peepee already feels a lot better. Still a tiny bit sore, though. And my head hurts from time to time.

  On 4/4/2014 at 7:23 AM, hello spiral said:

Yup.

 

 

Step hen, as you may know Merzbow's discography is very large and incredibly diverse (no really, stop giggling you in the back) so I would suggest you do a little digging and find the right beginner Merzbow album for you.

 

Possibly something like Amlux or Merzbeat.

 

The one Sprillian got into in a big way is Dharma, which is a great fucking album.

 

Diverse. huh. *giggles with usagi* lol

 

I'll check out the albums you've mentioned thanks. =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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