stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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Sacrilege.

scratchcards

if you have approximately a 1 in 4.64 chance of winning at least a pound, and ive played 35 cards without winning, whats my anti-luck score. pretty fucking high it seems, im no mathematician

wedding band is already pretty scuffed up after 11 days

it's a simple white gold band so maybe the scuffs will make a nice patina or something?

i don't know how this is supposed to work

Maybe that's a new business opportunity. Write a book on wedding ring reading, kind of like palm reading where each line stands for something.

Just found out i'm being evicted. Great!

  On 3/26/2014 at 8:29 PM, MadameChaos said:

Just found out i'm being evicted. Great!

Shit!

Why are you being evicted?

bloody hell mc sorry mate.

  On 3/26/2014 at 8:29 PM, MadameChaos said:

Just found out i'm being evicted. Great!

What the fuck?

Family shit. Total BS.

Never rent from a cousin.

decided to clean the drain pipes before I had dinner. What. The. Fuck. I don't even know how all of that white and black gooey stuff got stuck there in the first place.

stop raining, dammit.

also I bought the worst croissant ever made by the hand of Man this morning.

  On 3/26/2014 at 2:03 PM, modey said:

I put it down to them not having the same opportunities that I've had to associate with a wide range of people due to work or music scenes

yeah. most discrimination problems come from lack of exposure imo.

  On 3/26/2014 at 7:37 PM, baph said:

wedding band is already pretty scuffed up after 11 days

it's a simple white gold band so maybe the scuffs will make a nice patina or something?

i don't know how this is supposed to work

you're married now! re-congs

  On 3/26/2014 at 10:23 PM, MadameChaos said:

Family shit. Total BS.
Never rent from a cousin.

family can be the worst to deal with when it comes to any money/material matters.

thanks maetl

sorry about everyone else's probz :(

hugs all around

not too close though, I'm spoken for

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I seem to have plateaued at 2048 without using some kind of computerized help.

that's a fws imo

super hungover and have to go meet a technician to fix an intermittent problem in a giant piece of machinery; i have a bunch of data from my tests but it's not organized because i mentally checked out of this job a month ago. we'll see how this goes.

99 problems and they're all about a bitch.

was making an oatmeal/maple bread, thought i'd add some flax -- grabbed the caraway

Haven't been getting many double returns from the vending machines at work. And people have been remembering to take their change. Sad times.

haven't had a drink in a long time, have a big day tomorrow and have just poured a rum and sarsaparilla (no, not the premix (to the ozzeez)).

  On 3/29/2014 at 4:03 AM, Root5 said:

Haven't been getting many double returns from the vending machines at work. And people have been remembering to take their change. Sad times.

hah, check the floor around the machines and everywhere in the area. There will be something.

Some cunt of a woman reversed into my car when I was in the house. My alarm went off and I looked out the window to see a car drive forward, then reverse again off down the road. Cunt.

I'd had quite a few beers but I tried to catch up with her once I went out and noticed the scratches, bitch must've went left when I tried right. Anyway after a few enquires I've found the house the car was visiting and spoke to the woman there, no word back yet. I'm not fucking having this, I'm so angry.

These people shouldn't be allowed to drive. This is the gap she seemed unable to get through:

I hope you find her. What a bitch!

Also you live in a beautiful area! Absolutely stunning in my opinion

Was just about to say ^^ everything in England is enchanted and whimsical, except of course for the Welsh. If no action is taken or responsibility owned up to, bash in her break-light with a tire-iron in the wee hours.

My 1st world problem is building a new design for my colleagues ventilation/filtering system that augments none of the current electrical (aside from the actual wiring of the thing) or structure of a small-ish warehouse. I am not an engineer, have brief background in practical electrical engineering from a course I took in college and stuff I've had to do with work in the past. I think I've got it worked out, but good god it has been a logistics nightmare and I have yet to even order/assemble the ruddy thing, which in itself will take a good 3 days of 8 hour work with me and a friend. I have to drill/duct through the parts they deem in the lease, it's ridiculous and something I wish I would've known before accepting payment for the project. Thank god I finally have first world pay so I can feel better about my 1st world struggles.

#1stworldconqueror

Cheers man, it is ok yeah, but still full of shit drivers.