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  On 3/7/2014 at 11:52 PM, Deer said:

i lost my phone looooooooooooooooool :(

 

Damn!!! Just lost it or were you drunk? lol

 

 

fwp. my dad is in the hospital again. sounds like acute kidney kidney failure.... I will find out in about an hour but it's very serious =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I'm sorry to hear about your Dad, StephenG. That's not just a first world problem and I hope he can get better. :sad:

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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thanks =(

 

I guess it's worse than I thought. I talked to a nurse last night and I guess when he arrived at the hospital he was already septic (multiple organ failure)... he has had a round of dialysis but his kidneys aren't functioning on their own yet.... lungs either... he's on multiple medicines just to keep his blood pressure up... induced coma for now...

 

ketoacidosis is what caused all this

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 3/8/2014 at 8:48 PM, goDel said:

wow

 

good luck, stephen.

 

what are the expectations at this point? did the doctors give any?

 

thanks...

just got off the phone with the nurses and they've recommended that anyone that needs to see him should come see him today...

 

It's hard because that's almost 2000 miles from me

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

working on it...

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Shit Stephen, stop clogging this thread with real problems....

 

Good luck man. Hope you can make it!!!

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Thanks everyone

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

There's a moth on my Tv and i'm too lazy to get off the couch to move it. It's sitting right where the 'c' should be in couch in this post box, i hope i didn't typo, how can i know, stupid moth, piss oth out of the way, don't make me get up for heavens sake.

 

/furiously moves the cursor around underneath where it's sitting in vain hope that the digital can somehow influence the corporeal. GAH !!

A member of the non sequitairiate.

had to downgrade from a 64gb ipod to a 16gb one and now i have to choose which songs go in and which songs go out (i was able to fit my entire library on the 64gb)

 

this world is soo cruel why me

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  On 3/10/2014 at 12:25 AM, Deer said:

had to downgrade from a 64gb ipod to a 16gb one and now i have to choose which songs go in and which songs go out (i was able to fit my entire library on the 64gb)

 

this world is soo cruel why me

 

welcome to the real world

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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  On 3/10/2014 at 12:25 AM, Deer said:

had to downgrade from a 64gb ipod to a 16gb one and now i have to choose which songs go in and which songs go out (i was able to fit my entire library on the 64gb)

 

this world is soo cruel why me

Legit crisis. I feel your pain.

 

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  On 3/10/2014 at 10:45 PM, MadameChaos said:

Having a wisdom tooth out tomorrow. Wish me luck.

 

Keep it! Please!

 

They probably told you but watch out for dry socket

"Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!"

sigh.. "That's Ribena.."

People at work bragging about how much money they spent on the weekend, going to bars where "everyone is good looking and drinks are expensive". Meanwhile, I've been eating cheap packets of ramen for two weeks after a $700 return ticket to Japan crippled my bank account. And then I feel like a bad person for reflexively saying something to the effect of "how the fuck do you afford to do that?" and hating them for making more money than me/being from a rich family, while I get excited at the variety of aforementioned cheap instant ramen at my local asian supermarket. Different worlds. Different universes, even. I fucking hate money.

A neighbour has installed a windchime that sounds the same tone as my washing machine when it's load is out of wack. It's very distracting on my poor old psyche. Should be outlawed. And the people that install them should be forcibly removed to ghettos in the desert.

 

I can imagine these people looking at a list of options.

barking dog when you are out

windchimes
unruly screaming children

Of the new neighbours that have inhabited the two houses down past the bottom of my garden. One chose not the restrain their children's noise levels and the other went to hippymart and bought the fucking windchimes. If only they made children out of glass (so they were inert and just sat there) and windchimes out of flesh (so when they bump around in the wind they didn't make any noise), everything would be alright.

 

Of course it could be a new bird that has settled around here that i haven't heard before. In which case one of the neighbours gets off the hook.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

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  On 3/11/2014 at 6:27 AM, modey said:

People at work bragging about how much money they spent on the weekend, going to bars where "everyone is good looking and drinks are expensive". Meanwhile, I've been eating cheap packets of ramen for two weeks after a $700 return ticket to Japan crippled my bank account. And then I feel like a bad person for reflexively saying something to the effect of "how the fuck do you afford to do that?" and hating them for making more money than me/being from a rich family, while I get excited at the variety of aforementioned cheap instant ramen at my local asian supermarket. Different worlds. Different universes, even. I fucking hate money.

Fuck yeah, polenta. I like polenta too.

  On 3/11/2014 at 1:29 AM, hoggy said:

 

  On 3/10/2014 at 10:45 PM, MadameChaos said:

Having a wisdom tooth out tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Keep it! Please!

 

They probably told you but watch out for dry socket

Blergh! No. What's dry socket?

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don't ask about it or read up on it, you'll have more peace of mind.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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