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  On 2/19/2014 at 6:52 PM, baph said:

 

They are leaving my gf completely alone and targeting the cat and me. I've got a, like, ankle bracelet of flea bites. Fucking fleas, man.

 

 

It's weird how that happens. There was a flea infestation at a place my gf and I moved into a while back. They were biting the shit out of her but never touched me. For a while I just thought my gf was really stressed out about the new place and convinced herself that she was being bitten. Then one evenutally jumped on my hand while I was writing an email to our landlord about problems with the house. Until that point in the email I hadn't mentioned fleas because I didn't think we had them! Ha. Talk about good timing.

  On 2/19/2014 at 11:48 PM, luke viia said:

i'm tellin you man, student dentists. they paid me to get my gums cleaned for their regional exams ($200!) and did a good job as far as i can tell. i think they all graduated anyway.

 

 

 

fwp: my boss just sent me an email chastising me for working on martin luther king day, saying i shouldn't have had access to the building, we could have gotten fined for having me in the lab, etc (lol universities) but two of my coworkers just worked another federal holiday this monday and he didn't say shit to either of them. and i haven't been paid in five weeks because of "technical issues." universities. :facepalm:

 

Well, like I said, my insurance covered most of this cleaning, and I've heard too many horror stories about student dentists. I don't think we can get that ish for free here either - at least not at my school.

And since I don't think people should do work for free, I'm not inclined to abuse that...(i'm trying to find paid internships for my program...lol).

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

lol i see your point but i certainly don't think they feel like they're being used for free work. they're in training and they need humans to work with. i've had better luck doing reconstructive stuff w/ my main student dentist than i ever have w/ a proper dentist, but maybe i just got lucky. dude even calls me to check up and make sure the work he did is still holding up.

 

if your insurance covers it though do it, i thought you were saying you couldn't afford dental work!

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GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

sheeit, I'll clean your damn teeth. come here *brandishes scissors*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Or just avoid the sex? should be easy here...

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

is anyone else having trouble adding favourite vids on Youtube?

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 2/20/2014 at 2:07 AM, usagi said:

sheeit, I'll clean your damn teeth. come here *brandishes scissors*

 

wow great timing, i'm going to see the dentist today and now i am scared. :sad:

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So i experienced my first runners shit

 

I was running at the gym and about half an hour in i got the shits, i had 20 minutes left to finish my workout so i thought i could hold it in, baaaaad idea, i couldn't hold in it, it felt like i had a wild animal inside me and wanted to get out. I ran to the bathroom holding my ass (in front of the whole gym), i could not hold it in, literally shit my pants (and this was not a solid shit, this was diarrhea). Wiped myself, took a shower at the gym then went to the k-mart next door and had to buy shorts, boxers, etc.

 

really embarrassing stuff

 

dont have a full meal and take pre-workout drinks before a long run, lesson learned.

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  On 2/21/2014 at 12:01 AM, Deer said:

So i experienced my first runners shit

 

I was running in the gym and about half an hour in i got the shits, i had 20 minutes left to finish my workout so i thought i could hold it in, baaaaad idea, i couldn't hold in it, it felt like i had a wild animal inside me and want it to get out. I ran to the bathroom hold in my ass (in front of the whole gym), i could not hold it in, literally shit my pants (and this was not a solid shit, this was diarrhea). I took a shower at the gym, went to the k-mart next door and had to buy shorts, boxers, etc.

 

really embarrassing stuff

 

dont have a full meal and take pre-workout drinks before a long run, lesson learned.

lol can happen 2 the best

 

justin-bieber-looks-like-he-shit-his-pan

  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

  On 2/21/2014 at 12:01 AM, Deer said:

So i experienced my first runners shit

 

I was running at the gym and about half an hour in i got the shits, i had 20 minutes left to finish my workout so i thought i could hold it in, baaaaad idea, i couldn't hold in it, it felt like i had a wild animal inside me and wanted to get out. I ran to the bathroom holding my ass (in front of the whole gym), i could not hold it in, literally shit my pants (and this was not a solid shit, this was diarrhea). Wiped myself, took a shower at the gym then went to the k-mart next door and had to buy shorts, boxers, etc.

 

really embarrassing stuff

 

dont have a full meal and take pre-workout drinks before a long run, lesson learned.

 

lol (it's not really funny but you explained it a little comically)

 

But at the same time.. sorry to hear that that's embarrassing and shitty. Is it something in the preworkout sup that bugs you?

 

I usually take a preworkout dump once the supplements start to work in but that's mostly from increased heartrate from the caffeine/synephrine etc.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 2/21/2014 at 12:23 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/21/2014 at 12:01 AM, Deer said:

 

But at the same time.. sorry to hear that that's embarrassing and shitty. Is it something in the preworkout sup that bugs you?

 

 

 

 

lol

 

and no, this never happens, it was probably not giving enough time for the full meal to digest.

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listening to a sad song you love and haven't listened to in a while, 10 times in a row, and becoming sad.

 

siiiiiiiiiiiigh.

 

 

 

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Might have been caught by a speeding camera (again) got to wait it out 2 weeks see if. Anything comes in the post.

I'm surprised that people don't do things to those cameras, i mean at least project your road rage in a useful direction you erks. Don't hit random people that cut you off with a tyre iron, take out that speed camera with the tyre iron. All will applaud, well except for the arsetrolls that go slow in the fast lane, they will be tut tutting, and then hypocritically picking up their phones whilst driving to dial the peez.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 2/21/2014 at 4:32 PM, delet... said:

I'm surprised that people don't do things to those cameras, i mean at least project your road rage in a useful direction you erks. Don't hit random people that cut you off with a tyre iron, take out that speed camera with the tyre iron. All will applaud, well except for the arsetrolls that go slow in the fast lane, they will be tut tutting, and then hypocritically picking up their phones whilst driving to dial the peez.

This one was mobile so they would have had the fuzz in them.... So it would be all kinds of worse if i went smashing it up :D

This probably don't belong in this thread, but..

 

I just learned that my teacher, probably one of the nicest people I've ever meet, was the husband to the woman who was stabbed down, outside her job at the jobcentre she worked at, in my local town.

 

This is seriously depressing.

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Got a parking ticket for being on the side of the street in the day plow route because the city declared a "Snow Emergency", we got about 13 inches of snow and freezing rain overnight... I was parked on the "day plow" side after coming home from work at like 10:30 pm last night and not wanting to park on the night side knowing they'd be plowing at night, I didn't move my car today because I couldn't until the road was more plowed and the snow had melted in the sun a bit. I went out and tried twice this morning... Now I have to wait a week, until they get the citation into their own damn system just to contest it.

 

 

I'm SO sick of this winter... :trashbear:

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seriously, have they put a limit on the number of vids you can add to your favourites list on YT or something? I can't add anything new. really annoying.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 2/21/2014 at 8:25 PM, Ceerial said:

This probably don't belong in this thread, but..

 

I just learned that my teacher, probably one of the nicest people I've ever meet, was the husband to the woman who was stabbed down, outside her job at the jobcentre she worked at, in my local town.

 

This is seriously depressing.

 

awful. did they catch the fuckers?

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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