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  On 3/1/2014 at 4:21 AM, usagi said:

something smells like tuna :dry:

Did you order from Pizzeria Autechre lately?

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  On 3/1/2014 at 6:29 AM, baph said:

 

  On 3/1/2014 at 4:21 AM, usagi said:

something smells like tuna :dry:

Did you order from Pizzeria Autechre lately?
I have it on the highest authority everything from that particular pizzeria smells lush.
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i been sitting on my bed for 6 hours, and i cant get up. I wanted to go grocery shopping fucking 5 hours ago. I want to drink some water but i cant get up, the bottle of water is literally 3 feet away

 

what the hell is this shit

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usagi Grand Master

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apathy or physical inability?

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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apathy, but i finally did it, i went grocery shopping, got dressed at 5 pm and went 11:40 pm

 

what the hell

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usagi Grand Master

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I used to get that. I'd lie in bed for 3 hours staring at the ceiling, fully awake, not wanting to get up. it will go away once you get enough positive momentum in your life, don't sweat it. it's not a sign of being irreversibly fucked up or anything.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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I just googled seedless tangerines and found out they (seedless tangerines) are know as clementines, my whole life i wanted scientists to make seedless tangerines, what the hell, i havent eaten tangerines in ages because they have seeds and all this time clementines were right there in front of me.

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  On 3/2/2014 at 6:22 AM, Deer said:

I just googled seedless tangerines and found out they (seedless tangerines) are know as clementines, my whole life i wanted scientists to make seedless tangerines, what the hell, i havent eaten tangerines in ages because they have seeds and all this time clementines were right there in front of me.

 

 

is this why you couldn't get out of bed ? ;D

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pretty understandable.

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  On 3/2/2014 at 6:22 AM, Deer said:

I just googled seedless tangerines and found out they (seedless tangerines) are know as clementines, my whole life i wanted scientists to make seedless tangerines, what the hell, i havent eaten tangerines in ages because they have seeds and all this time clementines were right there in front of me.

 

lol

 

fwp for sure: "my oranges are inconvenient to eat with these seeds" lol

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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deer, pro-tip: satsumas > clementines

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  On 3/3/2014 at 8:40 AM, goDel said:

Huh? Are you personally involved, or anything? I mean, more than average Joe?

Me? No, I'm quite average. Just venting, that's all.

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

goDel Grand Master

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Haha!

 

A prime example of first world problems: Venting about things which don't have any direct relationship with personal life whatsoever. Brilliant! Plus 2 meta points!

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Sure...I'll take it, I guess

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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  On 3/3/2014 at 8:49 AM, goDel said:

Haha!

 

A prime example of first world problems: Venting about things which don't have any direct relationship with personal life whatsoever. Brilliant! Plus 2 meta points!

 

Are you suggesting that second and third world peoples are incapable of abstract thought.

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goDel Grand Master

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No...The idea is they would have actual stuff to complain about. Stuff directly relating to their own lives. Although they wouldn't because they have to work hard to stay alive. Literally.

 

Abstract thought in the sense of complaining about stuff happening in other countries which doesn't directly impact your personal life is a privilege, not a competence.

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  On 3/3/2014 at 5:56 AM, luke viia said:

deer, pro-tip: satsumas > clementines

 

yeah, but I wouldn't kick a clementine out of my mouf

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I just violently exiled a praying mantis from my abode.

 

I hope he hasn't got friends or family in here.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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fake pockets

 

*tries to put hands in pockets, can't, pockets are fake*

 

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