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very deep depression

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I just saw dave myers from the hairy bikers' arse. One minute they're eating with some sumo wrestlers in japan, seconds later and with no warning, he drops his kit.

 

fwp if ever there was one.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Just ate a philly cheese steak at the airport and shat it out within 10 minutes.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

a mosquito buzzed near my face and made me slap myself painfully in the eye.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Fucking woman at UK immigration..I was at the front of the line and needed to get hello spirals address off the internet. She sent me upstairs to get internet now I have an hour wait ahead of me. Fucks sake.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

fucking plagiarising pieces of shit i'm so sick of this job. i spend hours writing comments, critiques and praising some parts only to realize that like 20% of the papers i reviewed are ripped from various blogs and articles on the internet. i'll destroy their lives.

Do EEt. Otherwise they won't deserve the bludge job that they end up with because they managed to pass their degree with better marks then those around them by cheating on their papers and getting away with it because the guy marking them was too lazy to check for fraud.

 

Just imagine if these types got through to the position of marking, they'd be too lazy care whether there was plagiarising the hap, and the department would be in a race to a stupid, lazy and redundant bottom.

 

ganbatte eugene.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Taking sick leave from work today cos my lower back hurts like a bitch. I feel like such a wimp.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

At 4am last night I thought I had locked myself out of a friend's studio (I wanted to take advantage of his Neve preamps). I figured there was some mechanism on the inside I had to activate otherwise it autolocked, and that's why I couldn't get back in. Turns out I'm just a dumbass who doesn't know how to use keys properly. He's annoyed that I didn't phone him, since it left his studio less secure than it would have otherwise been. But I thought he'd be pissed if I did, because it was 4am. No matter how you slice it I'm an idiot, and one who didn't get half as much accomplished as he'd hoped due to said idiocy.

I went to a Sushi Boat restaurant last night: the kind where the trays spin around the bar clockwise and the different coloured trays represent different price points. I was excited to fill up on the $1.50 and $2.00 trays but I was there for an hour and the only ones that came around were the $3.00 and $3.50 trays. I felt conned and ended up spending too much!

Went to trim the beardage and went way further than I wanted to. Should've probably got the right length clipper comb first I guess.

 

Fuck, I'm naked!!!

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

I haven't heard the Corrs in what, 15 years? suddenly I have their songs stuck in my head. the fuck?

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 3/26/2014 at 12:00 AM, usagi said:

I haven't heard the Corrs in what, 15 years? suddenly I have their songs stuck in my head. the fuck?

 

the pretty face of cloning

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bilf_ihalu4

"Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!"

sigh.. "That's Ribena.."

i get upset when i hear on the news that where i live is a huge earthquake zone, if not the biggest.

well fuck me sideways! i mean, no one knows when it will happen. hopefully i outlive it and the 0 kids i raise will not be affected, heh

I'm somewhat disappointed that I can't influence my otherwise awesome parents to not be racist and homophobic.

 

edit: man that's like a super first world problem as a straight, white guy. but still..

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I got a vasectomy and now im laid up in bed with two pairs of underwear on with an icepack stuffed in em. At least i have carmageddon on my tablet to keep me entertained.

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  On 3/26/2014 at 1:49 AM, modey said:

I'm somewhat disappointed that I can't influence my otherwise awesome parents to not be racist and homophobic.

 

edit: man that's like a super first world problem as a straight, white guy. but still..

did you say you're of Italian extraction? oldschool Italians, I can imagine it'd be impossible. but my parents are the same. they don't see a problem with their views. it's partly a generational thang.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

My dad is Italian, was born here but grew up in a mostly Italian town in WA. Mum's side is pretty standard English or something, I dunno.

 

I put it down to them not having the same opportunities that I've had to associate with a wide range of people due to work or music scenes.. but still it doesn't excuse the generalisations they make aaargh

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