stupid first world problems you're dealing with

i just helped a sheep out of a fence, but then it fell down a hill

What a day for that poor sheep. Kinda looks like the guy throws it down the hill

*relabels as "Aphex Twin throwing a sheep down a hill"*

BBC seems to have blocked a DNS' ip range. i'm annoyed, i don't want to watch channel 4 or itv, i want to watch escape to the country damnit!! I could fire up the vpn but it had fuck all bandwidth.

/fires up vpn

I'll be staying in Vietnam 10 months a year and I do not look forward to telling my friends and parents.

Shouldn't they be happy for you?

  On 5/23/2014 at 10:08 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 4:19 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 1:30 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 12:31 AM, StephenG said:

Came back from my vacation, don't want to be back =(

I'm happy you're back :)

 

hehe thanks m8, I was having WATMM withdrawals on some days. I was able to pop by on wifi but internet in Peru is godawful slow. Glad to have the amenities of a modern world, but hate getting back to the grind (work, school, life lol)

 

Keep the old ball rolling up-hill lest you have to go get it and start all over.

 

I BELIEVE IN YOU BABY

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 7:41 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 7:32 AM, usagi said:

would you go back to Japan, amber?

Good question m8. My time there was certainly worthwhile, but at the same time I fear I've lost touch at this point. Can't say it's completely off the table as an option tho.

 

I am currently planning a ton of travel. How well does a 6'2" blue-eyed, muscly white dude do in Tokyo/other cities in terms of bang-ablility with the local Japanese ladies. I am mostly wondering if it's worth it or not, purely based on if their society has one night stands with strange foreigners in commonplace... I like those with travel, thus the reason I stick to Europe.

Iceland, Ireland, Portugal, Czech Republic and Hungary are the places I'm going to when I head out in 9 months, I hope to have bastards in all of those countries.

 

Lol!

  On 5/23/2014 at 10:08 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 4:19 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 1:30 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 12:31 AM, StephenG said:

Came back from my vacation, don't want to be back =(

I'm happy you're back :)

 

hehe thanks m8, I was having WATMM withdrawals on some days. I was able to pop by on wifi but internet in Peru is godawful slow. Glad to have the amenities of a modern world, but hate getting back to the grind (work, school, life lol)

 

Keep the old ball rolling up-hill lest you have to go get it and start all over.

 

I BELIEVE IN YOU BABY

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 7:41 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 5/23/2014 at 7:32 AM, usagi said:

would you go back to Japan, amber?

Good question m8. My time there was certainly worthwhile, but at the same time I fear I've lost touch at this point. Can't say it's completely off the table as an option tho.

 

I am currently planning a ton of travel. How well does a 6'2" blue-eyed, muscly white dude do in Tokyo/other cities in terms of bang-ablility with the local Japanese ladies. I am mostly wondering if it's worth it or not, purely based on if their society has one night stands with strange foreigners in commonplace... I like those with travel, thus the reason I stick to Europe.

Iceland, Ireland, Portugal, Czech Republic and Hungary are the places I'm going to when I head out in 9 months, I hope to have bastards in all of those countries.

 

Go to Roppongi, you'll do fine. Plenty of Japanese girls go for "one-night love".

I only won $280 in Vegas this week off a dollar I found at one of the two Starbucks inside the resort hotel, while my asshole friend is already up $1400 on video blackjack. Then my flight home got cancelled due to weather, but my company MasterCard was already in checked luggage, so I had to use one of my PERSONAL cards to buy a taxi ride from Terminal 1 to Terminal 3, and a $300 red-eye flight, for which I now have to MANUALLY fill out expense reports on Expensify.com (don't wanna link my personal card to the site for auto-imports) in order to get reimbursed. Then I get back to covered airport parking and find bird poop all over my freshly waxed Evo IX MR. I need a drink or two, maybe that'll salvage what's left of my 4-day weekend....

They have weAther in Vegas?

Butterfly effect! Bad weather in one part of the world can affect flight schedules thousands of miles away.

Tone deaf cunt singing along to music on the train.

trying to get downtown but all the buses are all just passing by my stop because they're too full (folk festival going on this weekend), argh

Skies are still blanketed with hazy smoke, originating from a wildfire about 180 miles south of where I live. Looks like the Martian skies in photos taken by NASA rovers. The river in that area is called Funny River. I hate when unfortunate events involve persons or locale with ironic names cos it fucks with my head.

Opening up watmm at home and finding the same posts at the end of threads that i'm watching that were there when i checked on my at work phone 5 hours ago.

Am I the only one who actually had a lol at 'helping a sheep out of a fence that fell down the hill' post then watching it happen?

  On 5/25/2014 at 8:19 PM, spratters said:

Am I the only one who actually had a lol at 'helping a sheep out of a fence that fell down the hill' post then watching it happen?

no that was a huge lolol here

monsters.

I called a strange woman "sweetheart" and when she said she wasn't cool with it I pulled up watmm and read her delet's philosophy on the subject.

  On 5/25/2014 at 9:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

I called a strange woman "sweetheart" and when she said she wasn't cool with it I pulled up watmm and read her delet's philosophy on the subject.

I'm failing to see what the problem here is. I mean eerybody wins here right?

  On 5/25/2014 at 10:10 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 5/25/2014 at 9:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

I called a strange woman "sweetheart" and when she said she wasn't cool with it I pulled up watmm and read her delet's philosophy on the subject.

I'm failing to see what the problem here is. I mean eerybody wins here right?

 

Maybe he doesn't like reading and it hurt his eyes reading delet's philosophy and his contact lenses are now dry and that's the actual fwp?

Alco fwp specualtion thread

  On 5/25/2014 at 9:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

I called a strange woman "sweetheart" and when she said she wasn't cool with it I pulled up watmm and read her delet's philosophy on the subject.

stay strong babe. This is a battle against the totalitarian brained amongst us that we must win.

OR

Glad to be of assistance mon ami.

  On 5/25/2014 at 10:10 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 5/25/2014 at 9:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

I called a strange woman "sweetheart" and when she said she wasn't cool with it I pulled up watmm and read her delet's philosophy on the subject.

I'm failing to see what the problem here is. I mean eerybody wins here right?

have I accidentally posted in the FWP thread? FWS afaik

yesterday I had a hotdog with "hot" mustard. I guess I'd only ever tried mild mustards before because that shit was nigh-unbearable to me. each bite caused acrid as fuck chemical burn in my nose. I'd literally never tasted anything like it before, it wasn't a regular kind of hotness at all. maybe the vendor pissed in it or something I dunno.

it was an icecream/hotdog van parked at this beautiful lookout that we stopped at on our hoon through Royal National Park.

RNP is lush. the hotdog was not lush. henceforth I shall refer to all non-lush things as "mustard", for it is the least lush condiment in existence.