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^ I just got a new phone and installed/re-activated FB because it gave me something to do with my slick new phone. fucksake.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 7/1/2014 at 3:40 AM, Hoodie said:

i'm really tired of facebook but slightly afraid of the consequences if i delete mine.

 

NO DON'T- Zuckerberg gon' come break ur legz

 

He's a monster.

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"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 7/1/2014 at 3:40 AM, Hoodie said:

i'm really tired of facebook but slightly afraid of the consequences if i delete mine.

 

remove anyone that doesn't matter and then only check it once or twice a week in a quick skim for invites or major events. I agree that it's a pain but at this point it's kind of like rejecting the telephone (not really, but you know). -sie-

A member of the non sequitairiate.

My mom blocked me on Facebook ;__;

 

I only keep an account to know what the Gasman is up to, along with a few comic artist friends. I deleted my 8 year old twitter account happily enough but facebook has things I can't follow anywhere else. A conundrum indeed.

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  On 7/1/2014 at 3:59 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/1/2014 at 3:40 AM, Hoodie said:

i'm really tired of facebook but slightly afraid of the consequences if i delete mine.

 

remove anyone that doesn't matter and then only check it once or twice a week in a quick skim for invites or major events. I agree that it's a pain but at this point it's kind of like rejecting the telephone (not really, but you know). -sie-

 

well it feels good to remove yourself from society once in awhile. Promotes creativity.

serious FWP lol... I want to sell my summer car so I can buy a different summer car, but not having any takers on it...

 

=(

 

watmm please buy my car

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 7/2/2014 at 5:59 AM, baph said:

lemme just reach into my endless moneybag here, ol' bean

cheers please pm me =)

 

also.. you have an endless moneybag? =O

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Uh, it would appear that I have been scammed into buying a regular bag containing $1.63 in change.

sorry

So I bought some cassette tapes today from a local record store, including a used black metal tape for fun.

 

I had a moral dilemma once I realized it was an odd reissue hand-duplicated by so Polish neo-nazi curmudgeon in 1997

 

also file under:

 

#firstworldkvltproblems

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Wonder if I'm turning into some crazy hermit. Killer drones, sex robots, aggressive drivers, evil corporations, crowds, corrupt governments, screaming children, openly affectionate couples...I want nuttin' to do wid it.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 7/1/2014 at 3:42 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 7/1/2014 at 3:40 AM, Hoodie said:

i'm really tired of facebook but slightly afraid of the consequences if i delete mine.

 

You can't (psychologically). Actually I think there's no point of doing it. You can just control more yourself over how you use it.

 

 

It's all usage and habits. I went from checking mine at my office job every 5 minutes from 8 to 5 to literally going days without it and not even thinking twice recently. I binge scroll through sometimes for fun. I dunno. I purged a ton of "friends" and pages and trimmed my feed settings awhile back too, helped a lot.

  On 7/2/2014 at 8:29 AM, joshuatx said:

 

  On 7/1/2014 at 3:42 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 7/1/2014 at 3:40 AM, Hoodie said:

i'm really tired of facebook but slightly afraid of the consequences if i delete mine.

 

You can't (psychologically). Actually I think there's no point of doing it. You can just control more yourself over how you use it.

 

 

It's all usage and habits. I went from checking mine at my office job every 5 minutes from 8 to 5 to literally going days without it and not even thinking twice recently. I binge scroll through sometimes for fun. I dunno. I purged a ton of "friends" and pages and trimmed my feed settings awhile back too, helped a lot.

 

 

totally agree.

diabeetus

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

i discovered a sunflower that seed that fell into my belly button and got stuck there earlier today when i was having a sandwich (the bread had a sunflower seed topping) and now i don't know whether i should eat it.

I need to check back into rehab. I've had 29oz of vodka and I'm actually not even drunk. I'm depressed and ashamed that I've relapsed...

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I'm at a beer club night. my liver is screaming at me.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 7/3/2014 at 1:20 PM, BIOXLAT said:

i have a girlfriend who can only communicate in questions. its like going out with the riddler

proper does my head in. tried doing it back but my brain doesnt work that way

 

What we did is round up all the people who were like that and put them in Galicia

Scratched cornea. Pretty uncomfortable. I was up all night with the sensation that i had something stuck in my eye, like a bit of grit or something, couldn't sleep so spent hours trying to rinse it out to no avail, got it checked out today and they said it's a cornea abrasion. Must have got some grit in the eye while cycling and then rubbed the eye cos of my hay fever or something. The eye is very red, closed over and extremely sensitive to light so I have an eye patch. They said it'll heal itself in 48 hours or so. So i'm at home with all the curtains closed wearing sunglasses, vampire style. Even the glare of the TV is pretty harsh.

I got new pain meds, so i took a couple and was having a great time. Time flew by and i completely missed a guild mount/achievement run in WoW that i was looking forward to doing. Curse you, codeine! Now I'll never get my special proto-drake!

dry-aged a hung of ribeye for tonight. Just went to take the cover off my little weber charcoal grill for the first time this year. Dozens of bees came out from underneath the cover and chased me out into the fields. A bee-hive under my grill. Guess I'll baste the steaks in my iron skillet

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