stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 7/3/2014 at 1:20 PM, BIOXLAT said:

i have a girlfriend who can only communicate in questions. its like going out with the riddler

proper does my head in. tried doing it back but my brain doesnt work that way

lol

My pencil lead is supposed to be in the range of B but it's acting like and H. geh. stupid mutha fucking.

  On 7/4/2014 at 1:08 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 7/3/2014 at 1:20 PM, BIOXLAT said:

i have a girlfriend who can only communicate in questions. its like going out with the riddler

proper does my head in. tried doing it back but my brain doesnt work that way

 

What we did is round up all the people who were like that and put them in Galicia

 

qué, .. ¿Por qué? .. ahh, ¿Por qué? .. ¡Sí por qué!

triste

  On 7/2/2014 at 8:26 AM, ambermonk said:

Wonder if I'm turning into some crazy hermit. Killer drones, sex robots, aggressive drivers, evil corporations, crowds, corrupt governments, screaming children, openly affectionate couples...I want nuttin' to do wid it.

sup. I'm fine with sexdroids though. the rest can fuck off.

  On 7/5/2014 at 3:42 AM, delet... said:

My pencil lead is supposed to be in the range of B but it's acting like and H. geh. stupid mutha fucking.

made in china?

germany. fuk that china shit, example, i bought some coloured pencils and coloured felt tips the other day, they were cheap and i went sure i'll take the risk. The coloured pencil tips collapse under the weight of the pressure of trying to draw a line, it's shocking, you wouldn't believe it until you saw it yourself, and the felt tips don't put any ink on the page. I was a sad panda.

Pandas are made in China too tho...

yeah but even they know what's up, they hide in the bamboo groves, safe from the shoddy pencils and the winds of poison smog. /now imagining a panda sitting amongst a stand of bamboo munching contentedly on a giant pencil. heh.

Hey what happened to our man in china, he hasn't posted in an epic age.

Jesus christ, one of my colleagues from school...he had lent me a copy of his resume as I asked to see it because he had gone to a resume building clinic and he said it was quite helpful. First, he wouldn't e-mail me a copy, because he doesn't like it circulating electronically (lolwut?). So he lends it to me, and to be honest, it's fine, nothing spectacular or whatever. I forget about it, cause really it's just a copy of a resume right? Well he sent me an e-mail in June to ask for it back, so I told him I would be on campus the following week. I ended up not going, and forgot to e-mail him, but as he works on campus and is there every day, I didn't inconvenience him by making him go to campus for nothing. Tonight he sends me an e-mail with the subject line "resume paperwork feelings". It's...

...well I'll just post the e-mail.

  Quote

Hey,

I know that I have been reminding you for a number of months now to return my resume paperwork that I let you borrow back in first term of 2014. I just wanted to let you know that I am quite disapointed that you havent been able to follow through with your word and return this paperwork to me in a timely manner. I had promised several other people in the program that they would be able to view the document as well and unfortunately I am no longer able to honour those promises because you haven't been able to return these papers to me.

You have also not sent me any courtesy email explaining why there was such a delay in returning this document. Im not sure if you have lost the document or defaced it but I can assure you that this experience was unpleasant enough that I will not allow you to borrow anything of mine moving forward out of fear that something similar to this will happen again.

Sincerely,

lol, "defaced"

Guys at work forgot to book my ticket to visit a client so I had to fork out £230 of my own cash to go up to Durham. I now have to scale down all my plans til payday.

  On 7/5/2014 at 9:51 AM, chenGOD said:

 

Jesus christ, one of my colleagues from school...he had lent me a copy of his resume as I asked to see it because he had gone to a resume building clinic and he said it was quite helpful. First, he wouldn't e-mail me a copy, because he doesn't like it circulating electronically (lolwut?). So he lends it to me, and to be honest, it's fine, nothing spectacular or whatever. I forget about it, cause really it's just a copy of a resume right? Well he sent me an e-mail in June to ask for it back, so I told him I would be on campus the following week. I ended up not going, and forgot to e-mail him, but as he works on campus and is there every day, I didn't inconvenience him by making him go to campus for nothing. Tonight he sends me an e-mail with the subject line "resume paperwork feelings". It's...

 

...well I'll just post the e-mail.

 

 

  Quote

Hey,

 

I know that I have been reminding you for a number of months now to return my resume paperwork that I let you borrow back in first term of 2014. I just wanted to let you know that I am quite disapointed that you havent been able to follow through with your word and return this paperwork to me in a timely manner. I had promised several other people in the program that they would be able to view the document as well and unfortunately I am no longer able to honour those promises because you haven't been able to return these papers to me.

 

You have also not sent me any courtesy email explaining why there was such a delay in returning this document. Im not sure if you have lost the document or defaced it but I can assure you that this experience was unpleasant enough that I will not allow you to borrow anything of mine moving forward out of fear that something similar to this will happen again.

 

Sincerely,

 

Wow

That is really strange.

You should send him an email back saying you now have it as an electronic copy and will be happy to email it to the other people that he wants to show it to.

See the fucker freak out!!!!

Be civil, this is my advice. And get him his thing back asap. Better not to burn your bridges, even if he is talking shit about you round the joint now probably.

  On 7/5/2014 at 4:02 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/5/2014 at 9:51 AM, chenGOD said:

 

Jesus christ, one of my colleagues from school...he had lent me a copy of his resume as I asked to see it because he had gone to a resume building clinic and he said it was quite helpful. First, he wouldn't e-mail me a copy, because he doesn't like it circulating electronically (lolwut?). So he lends it to me, and to be honest, it's fine, nothing spectacular or whatever. I forget about it, cause really it's just a copy of a resume right? Well he sent me an e-mail in June to ask for it back, so I told him I would be on campus the following week. I ended up not going, and forgot to e-mail him, but as he works on campus and is there every day, I didn't inconvenience him by making him go to campus for nothing. Tonight he sends me an e-mail with the subject line "resume paperwork feelings". It's...

 

...well I'll just post the e-mail.

 

 

  Quote

Hey,

 

I know that I have been reminding you for a number of months now to return my resume paperwork that I let you borrow back in first term of 2014. I just wanted to let you know that I am quite disapointed that you havent been able to follow through with your word and return this paperwork to me in a timely manner. I had promised several other people in the program that they would be able to view the document as well and unfortunately I am no longer able to honour those promises because you haven't been able to return these papers to me.

 

You have also not sent me any courtesy email explaining why there was such a delay in returning this document. Im not sure if you have lost the document or defaced it but I can assure you that this experience was unpleasant enough that I will not allow you to borrow anything of mine moving forward out of fear that something similar to this will happen again.

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Wow

 

That is really strange.

 

Ya, Im not really sure what this is all about. Can't he just print out another resume? What would you gain from defacing it? Why didn't he just email it to you?

Im so confused

Delet, I don't have it. It's just a bloody resume. As Danny so astutely pointed out - he can just print another one. I offered to reimburse him the cost of the printing.

I suppose I shall just have to live with his disapointment (sic).

Lol, what an odd situation. It's like he gave you a gold tablet with his resume engraved on it. I'd be disappointed in you too lol

Well luckily the experience was unpleasant enough that I'll never have to deal with him again.

  On 7/5/2014 at 3:59 PM, MadameChaos said:

Guys at work forgot to book my ticket to visit a client so I had to fork out £230 of my own cash to go up to Durham. I now have to scale down all my plans til payday.

that's bullshit, get reimbursed for that. that's a lot of money

she probably will , but not to payday. You know how these people are.

Exactly. So sucky.

A girl rejected me because she thought I wasn't being me, but I was.

it was just a terrible excuse, some people aren't very direct. keep on keeping on braski

sprained my fucking ankle on the 4th (guess i was just so patriotic that my ankle couldnt stand it...GET IT). anyways, im stuck on the couch for a while and im loosing my mind with boredom.