stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Upgrade to windows 7 in order to upgrade to reason 7. Onscreen keyboard function f4..now gets me the calculator. How do you change this? Also, I work with inbreds.

My father is on the "get a job son" routine, up in my fucking business all the time.

I actually don't even need a job, I have plenty to go around at the moment. So I just don't want to do shit this summer.

rip johnny winter

Plaid are waiting outside the venue but I'm too afraid to say hi

  On 7/19/2014 at 12:49 AM, Deer said:

Plaid are waiting outside the venue but I'm too afraid to say hi

Say Hi!

Better yet show them your penis. They'll remember that forever!

(jk don't do it...)

Do eet !!!

fwp.. deposited big cheque in bank. Big cheque is a certified cheque from a big american bank. My bank still wants to hold it for 21 days because they say they can't verify it.

THAT'S WHAT A CERTIFIED CHEQUE, MONEY ORDER, or BANK DRAFT is for! It's certified funds, as good as cash.

What the...

Also fwp... been off the booze for a few days and my body is feeling really shitty. Lots of anxiety, sweating, headache, etc. Still motivated to keep off it though, even though it's friday night.

  On 7/19/2014 at 1:01 AM, StephenG said:

fwp.. deposited big cheque in bank. Big cheque is a certified cheque from a big american bank. My bank still wants to hold it for 21 days because they say they can't verify it.

 

THAT'S WHAT A CERTIFIED CHEQUE, MONEY ORDER, or BANK DRAFT is for! It's certified funds, as good as cash.

 

What the...

 

Also fwp... been off the booze for a few days and my body is feeling really shitty. Lots of anxiety, sweating, headache, etc. Still motivated to keep off it though, even though it's friday night.

THAT'S 'MERICAN BANKING FER YA

On the other subject- - Keep it up man. You're gonna beat the crap out of your alcoholism until it's begging for mercy and unable to find help. I believe in you bby.

Yeah banks and cheque deposits (especially for larger amounts) are ridonkulous.

FWP: could of != could have

I don't think it's fair! I thought that's what a certified cheque is for? The funds are verified? Like the money isn't in the sender's account anymore.

My guess is they have the funds available but like to earn interest on it instead of me so they do that...no? They have computers now, it's not like they have to send a letter in the post to the sending bank lol...

  On 7/19/2014 at 3:15 AM, StephenG said:

I don't think it's fair! I thought that's what a certified cheque is for? The funds are verified? Like the money isn't in the sender's account anymore.

 

My guess is they have the funds available but like to earn interest on it instead of me so they do that...no? They have computers now, it's not like they have to send a letter in the post to the sending bank lol...

One of my friends does essentially 3rd party credit processing for restaurants via the company he works for to pay their bills to suppliers and the like, it's a total racket, he basically earns interest and money off keeping peoples payments in limbo. It's possibly one of the most American things I have ever heard of anyone doing ever. But I guess it's extremely common.

Fun/Stupid bank story ---- I came into the bank with $100,000 from the medical cannabis collective I work at and needed to deposit the money under the LLC that my boss runs the payments/bills paid/tax payments through (not specifically illegal, we pay taxes and stay essentially non-profit after everyone is paid for the time and work, but no bank will legally take the money without it being through a FEDERALLY legal means.. anyways) and I was treated like a Columbia drug lord by this bank (big American bank, would rather not say which one). They had to bring in the banks rent-a-lawyer to talk shop with me. I explained the situation as they were afraid they were going to have to call the police, which was very alarming and confusing as this isn't the first time this has happened... Eventually, being that I am not a lawyer and really don't know what the fuck I am doing- I have to call our lawyer(s) and they have to talk. Then after there is discussion on the phone with the regional manager at the bank for the better of an hour - they devised a way to put the money into the bank/accounts that required me opening in the LLC's namesake a weird CD and they made me come back next week and only do 50k at a time... meanwhile taking little jabs at me for bringing money into a bank to deposit, even after hopefully understanding the gaps in logic legally that make it so I have to bring in lump sums of cash for things.

it was one of the most confusing and shady experiences of my life, ever. The point is, it took over 60 days for the 100k to become available, even though I brought in COLD HARD CASH...

so the fact that they did that isn't shocking to me in the slightest.

  On 7/19/2014 at 3:15 AM, StephenG said:

I don't think it's fair! I thought that's what a certified cheque is for? The funds are verified? Like the money isn't in the sender's account anymore.

 

My guess is they have the funds available but like to earn interest on it instead of me so they do that...no? They have computers now, it's not like they have to send a letter in the post to the sending bank lol...

It's exactly what you said it was about, they want to sit on your money for three weeks. Bankers are cocks. This is why the new bitcoin exchanges will be good, you can turn the money into bitcoin on the spot, transfer it and then reverse the process in your own currency, it will take seconds and the fee will be microscopic. It will be true competition to the current vile, entrenched, corrupt and lazy order.

  On 7/19/2014 at 3:39 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/19/2014 at 3:15 AM, StephenG said:

I don't think it's fair! I thought that's what a certified cheque is for? The funds are verified? Like the money isn't in the sender's account anymore.

 

My guess is they have the funds available but like to earn interest on it instead of me so they do that...no? They have computers now, it's not like they have to send a letter in the post to the sending bank lol...

 

It's exactly what you said it was about, they want to sit on your money for three weeks. Bankers are cocks. This is why the new bitcoin exchanges will be good, you can turn the money into bitcoin on the spot, transfer it and then reverse the process in your own currency, it will take seconds and the fee will be microscopic. It will be true competition to the current vile, entrenched, corrupt and lazy order.

You can essentially do this with interac payments already.

Not to say that bankers aren't cocks, but at least they're regulated cocks. Bitcoin cocks are just cocks who have your money with no regulations at all.

fwp: So many cocks =(

strangely enough the cheque is showing in my bank account with the words deposit and the value reflected in my balance... the manager was adamant I had to wait 15 business days/21 days =/

  On 7/19/2014 at 3:38 AM, Audioblysk said:

Fun/Stupid bank story ----

Wow, so big name banks are taking cannabis industry deposits?? That's huge news to me. Is it because you guys are a nonprofit?

maybe he shouldn't have mentioned the story because the media has been going on about how the banks won't take the money for fear of federal law for ages. Maybe the thought of missing out on all that money has chipped away at their resolve. Whatever happened it's unusual like you said, at least perhaps to those of us not on the ground.

three different people wouldn't let me merge today on two different roads. Had to push my way in each time. Where's the courtesy on the road guys, i've been in front of you for a while now, now i need to go that way. Two times it was to go into the slow lane too, and once into the fast lane, but that's cause i had to turn right at an intersection and that guy sped up on me so i had to beep my horn which, he ignored, so i hung my arm out the window and started pulling into his lane more fully, jesus christ what a maniac i just wanted to go that way, i'll be out of your way in a sec. Bag of dicks the lot of them.

I have a very nasty cough, so I'm ill over possibly the best (weather wise) weekend of the year.

I always seem to get one nasty cold in the summer, right towards the end. >.<

feel bettah, get outside get some sunshine the vitamin D will help your cold

And make your skin age. win win. ;-p /dleet is a sunscreen kind of guy

  On 7/19/2014 at 4:48 PM, delet... said:

And make your skin age. win win. ;-p /dleet is a sunscreen kind of guy

Do you think the sun ages your skin quicker than the 9000 chemicals in your sunscreen mister? lol

edit: depends if you're fair skinned or not actually.. if your fair skinned sun screen is best.

  On 7/19/2014 at 4:50 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/19/2014 at 4:48 PM, delet... said:

And make your skin age. win win. ;-p /dleet is a sunscreen kind of guy

 

Do you think the sun ages your skin quicker than the 9000 chemicals in your sunscreen mister? lol

 

edit: depends if you're fair skinned or not actually.. if your fair skinned sun screen is best.

 

lucky i don't go out in the sun much then.

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, not all SPF products are harmful, and not all sunscreens are created equal. There are two categories:

 

Physical sunscreen, or sunblock, contains natural minerals such as titanium dioxide and zinc oxide that cover the surface of skin to physically block or reflect broad spectrum of the sun's UVA and UVB rays. Unless you're using high-end physical SPF products, sunblock can be thick and messy to apply, sometimes leaving a white sheen and residue that can clog pores and require scrubbing and rubbing to remove.

 

Chemical sunscreen, on the other hand, contains synthetic ingredients such as oxybenzone and octinoxate, which are absorbed into the skin to filter and absorb UV rays, effectively protecting deeper layers of skin. Because it is absorbed, chemical sunscreen can lead to skin irritation and other adverse reactions. Plus, the ingredients can generate cell-damaging free radicals when exposed to the sun.

I think that i use a physical sunscreen, cause it's pretty thick and you don't want to get it on anything. I will be checking what i buy from now on though. Queensland has the highest rates of skin cancer in the world. So it's indispensable.

True man! take care of your skin! We need you moderatin' here until 2056 at least. lol

I can't watch the Weird Al FWP video because it is streaming at a quality higher than my computer can handle.