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  On 4/17/2015 at 6:57 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

In a kind of related fwp, my girlfriend does all kinds of cool shit with her friends but has no desire to get me involved with them

She really doesn't like you and looking for a replacement.

 

  On 4/17/2015 at 7:06 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

Just go, if you hate them you can just get drunk

Good advice. Getting drunk is never wrong and if you play your cards right, she will never invite you to any other get-together's with her co-workers.

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the biggest illusion is yourself

train home from Nottingham - JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST

 

1) carriage STINKS of piss

 

2) took 2hrs to wait for a seat (even though i'm on crutches, no cunt so much as moved to give up a seat), then @ Brum New St i missed my connecting train due to mobility problems & had to wait another 2hrs to get westward

 

3) phogot my 60mg codeine god-sends (fuckin twat i know, my own fault), so all day pain is increasing & reaching critical mass of possible incontinence levels, soooooooo,,,,,,

 

4) went to loo, packed up vape with stinking nice Blue Cheese cannabis, got annialatered, seat in main carriage now free, pain "irrelevant due to exceptionally high stoned"

 

5) dribble

  On 4/17/2015 at 7:06 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

Just go, if you hate them you can just get drunk

Yeah ended up going, they talk a lot of business computer stuff but I'm on my 2nd rum and coke so I don't mind...

Tornado pulverized half of my neighborhood. My house was damaged but ultimately spared by a matter of feet. The new afx ep must have been on my doorstep at the time. A few days later it was on my step again. One of the volunteers helping with cleanup must have found it. The four corners of the box were kind of smushed, there was also a roofing nail pressed sideways into the box. Pulled the records out and they were mint.

Wow, are you on android? I mean I thought it was bad on the iPhone.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

I've been working in a vaguely remote spot for the last month or so, and all my coworkers are country fans. I am forced to hide my love of IDMs and can only indulge myself in secret on my bunk at night

 

PS holy shit saltykraut!

  On 4/20/2015 at 12:44 AM, Tricone RC said:

I've been working in a vaguely remote spot for the last month or so, and all my coworkers are country fans. I am forced to hide my love of IDMs and can only indulge myself in secret on my bunk at night

 

PS holy shit saltykraut!

I live in the country(now). I am from the near suburbs of chicago. It can be weird to say the least. I have met really nice people. I have met completely prejudiced dicks. I have neighbors who have barely acknowledged me over my 8 years of being in this neighborhood. As it turns out it is a click of sorts and I am not in it. once in a while I just blast cannibal corpse or crass with the windows open. sound travels "out here"

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  On 4/20/2015 at 5:36 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

this "men's rights" facebook page appeared in my "suggested pages"

https://www.facebook.com/checkyourfacts2

 

ugh

 

trolling time.

Actually, never mind - 1,000 likes, and he's already had one page shut down. lol

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

so after this post, turns out that a) the headphones in question just worked until the cable was moved a little and then the left ear died again, and b) the tyre really does have some kind of puncture because air continues to escape, albeit slowly enough that I could pump it up and ride if I needed to.

 

fuck this gay earth *cuts self*

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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People in my borough are up in arms and slinging poo at one another in heated political debate over black bears pillaging rubbish containers in a particular district after our governor asked fish and game authorities to relocate the bears instead of kill them.

The people in favor of killing them are calling the opposing side "liberal tree huggers" while the other side in favor of relocation is calling the former "heartless bastards" basically. Personally I think they should all fuck off and leave the bears alone, and not leave our trash out where bears can get to them. Plus this option costs the least amount of money.

Humans think we gotta be in charge of everything on Earth. Pfft.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 7:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 6:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 4/21/2015 at 5:49 AM, ambermonk said:

People in my borough are up in arms and slinging poo at one another in heated political debate over black bears pillaging rubbish containers in a particular district after our governor asked fish and game authorities to relocate the bears instead of kill them.

 

The people in favor of killing them are calling the opposing side "liberal tree huggers" while the other side in favor of relocation is calling the former "heartless bastards" basically. Personally I think they should all fuck off and leave the bears alone, and not leave our trash out where bears can get to them. Plus this option costs the least amount of money.

 

Humans think we gotta be in charge of everything on Earth. Pfft.

same thing over here with deer. last thing i heard on the matter they want to give them birth control which costs money. i say kill them

I've been fascinated by fans of the korean girls group "Girls Generation". There's a serious anthropological study to be done there.

Amazing shit.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

This thread is well odd. I've obviously stumbled upon The Ninth Circle Of Watmm Hell.

 

Here's one for ya.....actually lets delete that.

  On 4/21/2015 at 4:56 PM, chenGOD said:

I've been fascinated by fans of the korean girls group "Girls Generation". There's a serious anthropological study to be done there.

Amazing shit.

i know nothing of the fans but Daaaaaamn those chicks are hot.

  On 4/21/2015 at 5:49 AM, ambermonk said:

People in my borough are up in arms and slinging poo at one another in heated political debate over black bears pillaging rubbish containers in a particular district after our governor asked fish and game authorities to relocate the bears instead of kill them.

 

The people in favor of killing them are calling the opposing side "liberal tree huggers" while the other side in favor of relocation is calling the former "heartless bastards" basically. Personally I think they should all fuck off and leave the bears alone, and not leave our trash out where bears can get to them. Plus this option costs the least amount of money.

 

Humans think we gotta be in charge of everything on Earth. Pfft.

:trashbear:

Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association:

https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain

  On 4/21/2015 at 7:45 PM, cwmbrancity said:

have a colleague who studies oriental girl groups, ta ver' much Mr Chen

 

I mean a study of the fans. Studying the girl groups themselves, not much in it.

 

  On 4/21/2015 at 9:51 PM, yek said:

 

  On 4/21/2015 at 4:56 PM, chenGOD said:

I've been fascinated by fans of the korean girls group "Girls Generation". There's a serious anthropological study to be done there.

Amazing shit.

i know nothing of the fans but Daaaaaamn those chicks are hot.

 

 

All plastic, good makeup, and lighting I'm afraid my dear yek - the reality would leave you somewhat disappointed.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

i fucked up my foot on a fucking day hike on saturday, and also on that hike all these little flies went up my nose, and it was supposed to be for my wife's birthday but my foot ruined it, and then i forgot to submit a track on time because of pain and dehydration (because also I dropped my Klean Kanteen on the hike), and now nobody believes that I could survive a SHTF disaster scenario.

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I can't stop tweaking my mixes long after I thought they were finished, which leads to less work on new material. On the up side, my favorite tracks from months ago are sounding really good at this point... but it's never enough. I blame Autechre.

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