stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 7/1/2017 at 6:32 AM, usagi said:

for the same pay? tell them to go fuck themselves. I don't know how this is considered acceptable practice.

no, he gets overtime, but it's overtime every day that he works for them so he's getting burnt out

My quarter inch headphone adapter randomly broke in half inside my headphone extension cable.

The first world problem I've lately been dealing with is reading about other people's first world problems on their FB feed and feeling almost so angry and bitter that they all just freely spew this trite non-sense complaining about the most non-issues and "problems" while so many other people around the world deal with real shit and choose not to bicker to gain sympathy. Exceptions of course are stuff like passed loved ones, depressing diagnosis, kickstarters for loved ones in trouble etc, depression, etc, but fuck you facebook posters if you're gonna try and get sympathy for your broken iphone or because youre having little relationship stuff or b/c the weather sucks or because something in the news outrages you. put a disclaimer before the post that its a first world problem or something. 

Get your sen off FB and away from the trivial spurious shite that goes with it. Then spend more time on here which might just be the same.

  On 7/1/2017 at 7:48 PM, Echolalia said:

Get your sen off FB and away from the trivial spurious shite that goes with it. Then spend more time on here which might just be the same.

hahaha touche

a very nice coworker invited me to come have some col beers with him at his property (ten minutes from my house), but i'm such a hermit i'm debating whether to go even though i know it would mean a lot to him

gf just left on vacation this morning and goddamnit all i want is to nap til doodie calls

I'm supposed to jam but my band mate is over 2 hours later than her estimated jam time.

Some young fucks are having a party a couple of houses away and they've been playing terrible music for the past 9 hours or so. It's killing me and making me feel old.

the new job keeps fucking with me, telling me to come in and then cancelling, twice this week. i'm going to say something tomorrow...; if there's work :p

  On 7/6/2017 at 12:14 AM, Squee said:

Some young fucks are having a party a couple of houses away and they've been playing terrible music for the past 9 hours or so. It's killing me and making me feel old.

Female vox on first verse with root-position major-chord prog played wi MIDI piano: "We drinkin, wedon giveuh fuk, nuh-nuh-nuh, we be young fo-evuh"

*snarerush*

drums go half-time, dubstep snare & trap hi-hat triplet flourishes, trance synth sidechanged to kik, syllables from preceeding vocal verse are cut up and pitched/modulated around rhythmically creating a staccato melody that mostly jumps 5ths & 8ths.

female vox n ambient section return "You dun lied, nuh-nuh-nuh, we go-in ouuuuTUHNEYE, we gon LYET-IH-UP"

*snarerush*

Chorus repeats

*muted cymbal crash* fade to end

At least, this is what most music played at parties sounds like to me these days.

i can't believe it's 2017, it blows my mind.

  On 7/6/2017 at 12:54 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

 

  On 7/6/2017 at 12:14 AM, Squee said:

Some young fucks are having a party a couple of houses away and they've been playing terrible music for the past 9 hours or so. It's killing me and making me feel old.

Female vox on first verse with root-position major-chord prog played wi MIDI piano: "We drinkin, wedon giveuh fuk, nuh-nuh-nuh, we be young fo-evuh"

 

*snarerush*

 

drums go half-time, dubstep snare & trap hi-hat triplet flourishes, trance synth sidechanged to kik, syllables from preceeding vocal verse are cut up and pitched/modulated around rhythmically creating a staccato melody that mostly jumps 5ths & 8ths.

 

female vox n ambient section return "You dun lied, nuh-nuh-nuh, we go-in ouuuuTUHNEYE, we gon LYET-IH-UP"

 

*snarerush*

 

Chorus repeats

 

*muted cymbal crash* fade to end

 

 

 

 

At least, this is what most music played at parties sounds like to me these days.

 

fucking lol

forgot rising tone during every snarerush 

lol

I can hear every bit you just described so clearly.  Fuck.  i don't know what song that it is but it sounds like just about all of them.

  On 7/6/2017 at 12:54 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

 

  On 7/6/2017 at 12:14 AM, Squee said:

Some young fucks are having a party a couple of houses away and they've been playing terrible music for the past 9 hours or so. It's killing me and making me feel old.

Female vox on first verse with root-position major-chord prog played wi MIDI piano: "We drinkin, wedon giveuh fuk, nuh-nuh-nuh, we be young fo-evuh"

 

*snarerush*

 

drums go half-time, dubstep snare & trap hi-hat triplet flourishes, trance synth sidechanged to kik, syllables from preceeding vocal verse are cut up and pitched/modulated around rhythmically creating a staccato melody that mostly jumps 5ths & 8ths.

 

female vox n ambient section return "You dun lied, nuh-nuh-nuh, we go-in ouuuuTUHNEYE, we gon LYET-IH-UP"

 

*snarerush*

 

Chorus repeats

 

*muted cymbal crash* fade to end

 

 

 

 

At least, this is what most music played at parties sounds like to me these days.

 

lol fucking truth bullets

Sometime I wonder if I've wasted the last third of my life. Mainly because I'm at the same job I started at in 2006.

I've diluted lemon juice with water and somehow it smells like sweat.

When I make a solid plan and account with my client and my work is finished but then they let every single department to make changes that are completely off the mark and we go back and forth for two months with me trying to convince them it's pointless... not to mention this was 'urgent' two months ago... Basically everyone feels they have to be part of decision making and just spoil everything beyond recognition and I have to struggle to keep the design in check.

  On 7/6/2017 at 12:13 PM, Perezvon said:

I've diluted lemon juice with water and somehow it smells like sweat.

Was it in a plastic cup or thermos?  Those always end up smelling sweaty after a certain amount of time.  Otherwise, IDKWTTY. 

FWP I've been very busy with a few projects lately, yet when I think of the work I'm doing, it doesn't seem like I should be that busy.  It's like everything that should take an hour in my head is taking 3 in reality.

FWP #2 - I keep watching/listening to interviews with this comedian, Gallagher, because he's remarkably lacking in self awareness and is also extraordinarily obnoxious.  For some reason this compels me to hear more.  It's sort of like not being able to stop hitting myself in the face.  Still haven't watched his standup though.  He apparently hits a watermelon with a hammer.

Used to love Gallagher when I was a kid, but that was the 80s...

He was on Marc Maron's podcast for one episode and it gets really bizarre. Sounds like he's gone off his rocker.

Haha yeah that was one of them.  Although Marc Maron became really weird towards the end of that interview... he handled that one terribly.  I think they were feeding off each other.  Maron's usually pretty good, but he doesn't handle other peoples' crazy well at all.  I think it was actually reasonable for Gallagher to walk out of that interview, which is saying something.

cunts who complain about this unseasonably warm British summer, some of whom dont seem to understand the concept of using deodorizer or showering more too

its hot for what, a quarter of the year & even then this is a bit above average, i'm in hog heaven

"jesus i wish it would just drop a few degrees"

- "are you kidding? yeah well i'd like to drop you in the fkn face, cunt, fkn enjoy it while it lasts etc etc"

not enough idiots are violated by violence in this cuntry, its the only language they understand, in fact i could run a whole govt dept specifically for that purpose, but then you get called a psychotic fascist by hippies who cant use underarm roll-on

and dont go into specific Bristol pubs for the above reasons, 200 veggies with dreadlocks, all riper than a dog's arsehole, all complaining about the weather

amazon doesnt stock flame throwers either, just checked, they'd purge those unwashed locks

Ban white dreads forever

white cornrows are worse

White people should stop trying to be cool.