stupid first world problems you're dealing with

It's a woman's voice I hear most of the time, and usually it's incomprehensible gibberish. She sounds like she's stringing vowels together (aaeoeooeoaooaooe!). If there's a man talking, he's very quiet. I've seen her in the morning and she's super polite. All 'oh hello, good morning' and so on.

Honestly, I find it funny more than annoying, and I can only really hear it if I go into the hallway. And she ends it with 'I will fight you every step of the way!' No way I'm talking to her! Been tempted to set a speaker outside her door and play Bob Marley's One Love through it though.

Oh man, I totally thought that was a fella. Probably best steer clear, lol

I've been caught in a grunge/90's music vortex since Chris Cornell passed away. 

avoiding the Twin Peaks thread and spoiler cos your terrier dog dug down a good meter at the end of the garden

guy next door died recently & now i have to go and knock his door too & 'splain to his son why there is mud scattered over their property

the ways of the terrier, no instagram anthropomorphic weirdness included

I'm posting an FWP on behalf of my dad, which I think can pretty much sum up every FWP ever:

"There's nothing there except something that I don't want."

So I posted this:

  On 6/4/2017 at 2:16 AM, Bechuga said:

From about 11PM to about 2AM, I hear this from next door:

 

https://soundcloud.com/ex-musician/my-neighbours

Yesterday in my spam box I found this:

  Quote

  Sarah <reply@wattapelmicro.com>
i think you are Chordstrom ?

this is your neighbor

 

She knows! And her English is International, not British! But why did she email when I only live next door...?

  On 6/6/2017 at 9:35 PM, Bechuga said:

So I posted this:

 

  On 6/4/2017 at 2:16 AM, Bechuga said:

From about 11PM to about 2AM, I hear this from next door:

 

https://soundcloud.com/ex-musician/my-neighbours

 

Yesterday in my spam box I found this:

 

 

  Quote

  Sarah <reply@wattapelmicro.com>

i think you are Chordstrom ?

this is your neighbor

 

 

 

She knows! And her English is International, not British! But why did she email when I only live next door...?

Wayhey, the plot thickens...

that's just a random spam email. google the domain.

  On 6/4/2017 at 1:32 PM, Bechuga said:

It's a woman's voice I hear most of the time, and usually it's incomprehensible gibberish. She sounds like she's stringing vowels together (aaeoeooeoaooaooe!). If there's a man talking, he's very quiet. I've seen her in the morning and she's super polite. All 'oh hello, good morning' and so on.

 

Honestly, I find it funny more than annoying, and I can only really hear it if I go into the hallway. And she ends it with 'I will fight you every step of the way!' No way I'm talking to her! Been tempted to set a speaker outside her door and play Bob Marley's One Love through it though.

Sports? Maybe talks/screams in her sleep?

  On 6/6/2017 at 11:30 PM, caze said:

that's just a random spam email. google the domain.

What if she finds out I googled her? We've barely talked, she doesn't know my name, but she found out my email address and sent to my spam folder, in comic sans. I think I live next door to Edward Snowden's mother. Who is drunk and lairy most nights, between cyber-sleuthing. She'll know. She's probably reading this...I can't take the risk...

  On 6/7/2017 at 1:06 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 6/4/2017 at 1:32 PM, Bechuga said:

It's a woman's voice I hear most of the time, and usually it's incomprehensible gibberish. She sounds like she's stringing vowels together (aaeoeooeoaooaooe!). If there's a man talking, he's very quiet. I've seen her in the morning and she's super polite. All 'oh hello, good morning' and so on.

 

Honestly, I find it funny more than annoying, and I can only really hear it if I go into the hallway. And she ends it with 'I will fight you every step of the way!' No way I'm talking to her! Been tempted to set a speaker outside her door and play Bob Marley's One Love through it though.

 

 

Sports? Maybe talks/screams in her sleep?

 

Then she would have to slam doors in her sleep too. And stomp around wearing elephant feet. No, definitely too many drinks that lead to her telling whoever it is what she does not like about them.

She wants a big dose of your vitamin Dong

tbqh iirc afaik byob 

'World's oldest sloth' Miss C dies aged 43 after suffering health issues at Adelaide Zoo - but the 'phenomenal creature' lived four times longer than expected

^that sloth looks ready for death

Injured my back doing deadlifts ffs

:------<

is that legit from someone you know? wth

It was in my spam folder (as was the email up above) so no. Not that I know anyone in real life who knows my email address to insult my cloths.

flol ok I was going to say, what a weird "friend". 

Even weirder as a random spam email.

Your poor cloths!

I've gotten a number of those. Some of them have been outright gaslighting.

disgusting cloths most IDM 2017

  On 6/13/2017 at 3:51 AM, usagi said:

disgusting cloths most IDM 2017

Disguisting cloths, you'll find. Took me two reads to notice the misspelling.

Disguisting Cloths..... I'm picturing something like the hercules live action show loin clothes, used over a season before it got washed?

panties vending machine just cause wtf

i have a back catalog of releases from Buried In Time.. some CDs and some vinyl and i don't know what to do w/it.  people buy the vinyl still here or there but at this pace it'll take 10 more years to sell it off. thinking about giving a bunch of it away

I'm sitting here watching videos on the cuckold section of PinkDino and know I'm gonna be too tired tomorrow after work to collect my new shoes from the post office collection depot and they could get returned to sender.