stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 5/11/2017 at 5:55 AM, luke viia said:

Ordered a meat lovers pizza and got a veggie, wtf, also fuck you guys

FFS that's shit. I tend to stress eat sometimes, after a really brutal week (which it sounds like you're having with the f'ing gas leak and stuff) I'll order some za or grab a burger or whatever. Makes it that much worse when you get the wrong order. >=(

edit: and for it to be the complete opposite of what you wanted is even worse.

There was a clog in our kitchen sink. We don't have a garbage disposal, so we had to disconnect the pipe to clean it. After clearing the clog, the elbow joint burst when reconnecting it. So I got a new one (after two trips to the hardware store to get the right one). It's tightened so it doesn't leak, but now it won't drain like it did before.

I'm about to fucking rage quit on this piece of shit.

We contacted the landlord, but I'm pretty sure she's out of the country and drunk right now.

Yeah, everyone should... but it's so useful for typing messages to people quickly rather than texting them at a snail's pace.  And Scrabble.

FWP: I was just watching the seconds on a track I was listening to and being startled by how fast they go by.  This was followed immediately by a memory of being a kid listening to the seconds tick by on the clock and being surprised by how slow they seemed to move.  I remember the subjective experience of a second going by seeming roughly twice as long as it does now.  That's kind of unnerving.  I think the "time goes by much faster the older you get" cliche phrase has some literal truth to it.  The next 10 years I'm sure will fly by in what would have seemed like 5 in my early 20's.  Also my parents, aunts and uncles are all hitting that awkward age where people shuffle off this mortal coil, not unexpectedly.  lol I didn't realize this post was going to become so grim so fast.  Happy Mother's Day, watmm.

  On 5/11/2017 at 5:25 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 5/11/2017 at 5:55 AM, luke viia said:

Ordered a meat lovers pizza and got a veggie, wtf, also fuck you guys

FFS that's shit. I tend to stress eat sometimes, after a really brutal week (which it sounds like you're having with the f'ing gas leak and stuff) I'll order some za or grab a burger or whatever. Makes it that much worse when you get the wrong order. >=(

 

 

edit: and for it to be the complete opposite of what you wanted is even worse.

 

Ya, this always happens on the rare occasion I dine at Mcdonalds or Carls Jr. Always ask for no cheese (im down with cheese, just not the fake shit they put on their burgers) and they inevitably put cheese on it. 

Had a whole ton of junk food three days ago and my stomach has been completely fucked ever since

Courtesy of Grade 7 girls

There is no future

fuckin' dank

  On 5/18/2017 at 9:47 PM, doublename said:

 

 

This is going on my gravestone.

Working when i enjoy doing nothing so very much.

Jury service has finished and I went in to work for a half day every day due to not being selected for any cases during the two weeks. Had been hoping for two weeks of being home and not working. Bleh.

Fuck, just received this

  Quote

 

I'm Special Agent James Britt Johnson from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs). We have just intercepted and confiscated two trunks at John F Kennedy International Airport in New York, NY 11430 coming from a foreign country.

 

We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it contained a total sum of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars). Also with one of the trunks were documents with your name as the receiver of the money. As we progressed in our investigations of the Diplomat which accompanied the trunks into the United States we learned that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as payment of an inheritance/winning, which was due to you.

 

Further checks on the consignment, we found out that the consignment paperwork lacked the PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE forms. We then confiscated both trunks and released the Diplomat.

 

The trunks According to section 229 subsection 31 of the International, Commerce Regulators Code Enforcement Guidelines, your consignment lacks PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of Homeland Security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a jail offense under section 12 subsection 441 of the Tax Code. We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation of money laundering if you do not follow our instructions.

 

You are therefore required to contact me within 72 hours on this email at that point I will walk you through the process of clearing and claiming the money.

 

Failure to comply may lead to your arrest, interrogation and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and or money laundering. You are also advised not to contact any bank in Africa, Europe or banking institution. We sincerely apologized for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a certified mail, post-mail, phone or face to face conversation, it's due to the urgency and importance of the security information of our citizens. Today, I issue you this code for communication (G11) which must be contained both in the subject and at the end of any of my email letter to you, This is for your own good.

 

Once I hear from you, I will instruct further.

  

Regards,

Agent James Britt Johnson (G11).

lol ur fucked 

edit: it was nice to know u bech. 

flol

I think the best course of action is to email Britt and sort this whole thing out. 

  On 5/14/2017 at 9:30 PM, Squee said:

Had a whole ton of junk food three days ago and my stomach has been completely fucked ever since

Stomach is still fucked.

Got hit hard by some bullshit virus. Laid on the couch for 2 days straight. Finally starting to feel human again.

Hole in the seam of my left shoe is getting larger, and my right foot constantly aches. Also overworked.

Supposed to be getting major overtime pay soon though.

I'm craving junk food now.

guy i went to school with just died from a fentanyl overdose.

Varnish fumes consuming the house, i'll probably be dead by dawn, but If I die before I wake I think I did a pretty good job on the desk

Sand down each layer with a fine grade for that smooth gloss finish.

Seems more like a first world success! High on varnish and a lovely looking desk too boot!

  On 5/22/2017 at 12:14 AM, yek said:

guy i went to school with just died from a fentanyl overdose.

Ah fuck... that drug is hiding in everything.  Who are the drug suppliers hellbent on killing off their clientele?  

  On 5/22/2017 at 6:42 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 5/22/2017 at 12:14 AM, yek said:

guy i went to school with just died from a fentanyl overdose.

Ah fuck... that drug is hiding in everything.  Who are the drug suppliers hellbent on killing off their clientele?  

 

insys therapeutics

coincidentally they just had the dea approve their synthetic weed after donating to lobbyists to keep weed illegal: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/24/a-pharma-company-that-spent-500000-trying-to-keep-pot-illegal-just-got-dea-approval-for-synthetic-marijuana/?utm_term=.7dcbfd76a8b1 

I feel like writing something asshole'ish on the internet, but for now am resisting to pull the trigger.