stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/23/2017 at 7:55 PM, Pipenik said:

 

 

jesusfuckingchrist hahahahahahahahahahahaha

they keep playing versions of last christmas at this starbucks i'm trying to camp out in

i have a job & over $1000 in the bank why tf am i camping at a starbucks

Ask them to play Devo's 'Whip It'

  On 12/23/2017 at 7:55 PM, Pipenik said:

My mom had a bathroom renovation done in her house (well, my childhood home) a couple of years back. While it's all fine and dandy for the most part, for some reason she decided to substitute the wall directly next to the toilet seat with mostly glass bricks. There's a guest bedroom behind the wall. There's a roller blind on that side. If you look closely through the edges of the bricks, you can get a pretty good visual of the interior. 

 

I'd say the glass bricks represent rather accurately what it feels like I'm defecating when there's someone on the other side. Doesn't really matter which side we're talking actually. Just think about it, behind that wall is where she puts her guests. I guess that's one way to be a generous hostess. To put on a proper shitshow. Oh, and there's a shower opposite the seat.

 

reminds me of a CRIBS episode that i watched on mtv. some famous chick had a toilet in her bedroom, no walls. 

thats gotta go well when you have a girl over and a bout of the shits.

why on earth... why.

It's 5am but I'm so hyped up on making drill 'n' bass that I think I'm going to need another hour to unwind before sleeping... and by then the sun/birds/traffic will appear to make sleep damn near impossible.  Shit.

sun/birds/traffic make me sleep. it's my cue

  On 12/24/2017 at 1:51 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

It's 5am but I'm so hyped up on making drill 'n' bass that I think I'm going to need another hour to unwind before sleeping... and by then the sun/birds/traffic will appear to make sleep damn near impossible. Shit.

Easy solution. Forego sleep.

oh shit. hungover

If you're ever unsure, it's probably a problem since most things are. 

My brother borrowed some VR goggles from the university, which I tried for the first time tonight.  It was fun, but when I took them off I felt as though I had just entered a different virtual reality.  Took me a while to recalibrate.  This tells me VR probably isn't for me, just like hallucinogens/pot.  I seem to have a very loose footing on objective reality, since I can't shake the fact that there is no way to verify such a thing.  If I actually think about it, it's kind of disturbing.  Anyway, merry Christmas watmm. 

FWP2: there is no santa hat emoticon.

I'm probably not getting enough veggies on this holiday trip at my grandparents' house in north central WA. I feel like a glutton every time I stay. But I will make up for it somehow when I get back home.

have a boneless New Year's.

something in my aunt's Christmas lunch (Christmas Eve dinner leftovers) gave us all the bad shits... theres 2 toilets for the 3 of us in my house... Pray for me

  On 12/26/2017 at 2:18 AM, span said:

something in my aunt's Christmas lunch (Christmas Eve dinner leftovers) gave us all the bad shits... theres 2 toilets for the 3 of us in my house... Pray for me

2 shitters, 1 toilet. i think that's an internet site...

spending a good hour and a half washing a heap of dishes after a big get-together, finishing and drying your hands and gazing at your clean sink with satisfaction only to suddenly notice used cups in the living room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUsu0MXgQ1Q

I think at that point murder is literally justified.

first world solution tho:

don't use cups we were fine before cups

I've spent two nights building the Ghostbusters HQ out of LEGO... it's wearing me down.

traded a bunch of crypto over the summer and now i'm trying to do taxes for it. because each trade is considered a taxable event i'm going to have to calculate capital gains on nearly five hundred trades on multiple exchanges, one of them in china, which i think generates its own form for foreign assets. this is a nightmare, don't ever buy bitcoin it's all lies.

lol

lol

my lazy ass didn't get around to giving my PC a good clean for over a year. the inside was caked with the dust of eons. tragically, I left the task too late because, due to a dodgy thermal paste job leading to sustained high CPU temps (close to 100 during gaming), the CPU is now literally welded to the heatsink. no amount of reasonable force could get it off.

I guess it's alright, this machine has lasted 4 years and I can probably get one more year out of it before I do another build. temps are much better now after the clean so I won't burn my house down.

How old are you?

No offense, but your little sis seems to act like she's 14.
 

  On 12/27/2017 at 1:44 PM, usagi said:

my lazy ass didn't get around to giving my PC a good clean for over a year. the inside was caked with the dust of eons. tragically, I left the task too late because, due to a dodgy thermal paste job leading to sustained high CPU temps (close to 100 during gaming), the CPU is now literally welded to the heatsink. no amount of reasonable force could get it off.

 

I guess it's alright, this machine has lasted 4 years and I can probably get one more year out of it before I do another build. temps are much better now after the clean so I won't burn my house down.

I was gonna say, I think the average life span for most PCs that see regular use is 5 years. My Lenovo laptop has a built-in fan dust removal app, but it doesn't seem to reduce the temp much. I run it atop a cooling pad whenever I do high-end gaming, but the CPU still gets pretty warm.

yellow rain, yellow ice, no Trump involved