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  On 3/8/2018 at 12:37 PM, hello spiral said:

On a related note to squee's post, I thought it would be a good idea to look up an old gf on facebook today. One from 15 years ago. Not to contact, just nosiness. 

She appears to be a proper grown up now, with a baby and a successful career in TV production. Nothing quite like that to make you feel like one of the biggest losers alive right now.

Good 'oof', would do again.

 

damn. i'm glad i got rid of facebook

I agreed to make a poster for an upcoming show.  I'm really not a design guy though, and I don't use photoshop enough to ever remember how to use it.  So I put it off for about a week.  Then I finally decide I'll tackle it today.  Attempt to open photoshop only to discover some necessary file has gone missing.  So I have to reinstall it.  Spend a while fussing around with that.  Then spend a couple hours trying a bunch of things that look stupid, and eventually settle on something that's maybe sort of okay.  To me, this is something that's only worth doing if it can be done in half an hour or less, but it must have eaten up a good 4 hours of my time.  Never again.

  On 3/8/2018 at 10:39 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I agreed to make a poster for an upcoming show.  I'm really not a design guy though, and I don't use photoshop enough to ever remember how to use it.  So I put it off for about a week.  Then I finally decide I'll tackle it today.  Attempt to open photoshop only to discover some necessary file has gone missing.  So I have to reinstall it.  Spend a while fussing around with that.  Then spend a couple hours trying a bunch of things that look stupid, and eventually settle on something that's maybe sort of okay.  To me, this is something that's only worth doing if it can be done in half an hour or less, but it must have eaten up a good 4 hours of my time.  Never again.

I get this a lot when I work on code. I'm going to pin this up somewhere as a reminder to not start over a project ever again and just keep on trucking with what I got.

I just put on a new white tshirt only to get little splash of bbq sauce on it a few minutes later. I'm willing to bet that wouldn't have happened if i kept my black tshirt on. Fuuu

  On 3/9/2018 at 5:20 AM, yek said:

I just put on a new white tshirt only to get little splash of bbq sauce on it a few minutes later. I'm willing to bet that wouldn't have happened if i kept my black tshirt on. Fuuu

 

 

just get clear bbq sauce next time.  no stains just like bepis clear

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Last time I drank absinthe I split a bottle with a friend in Tokyo drinking shots in between sips of beer.

We were not popular with the natives.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 3/9/2018 at 5:20 AM, yek said:

I just put on a new white tshirt only to get little splash of bbq sauce on it a few minutes later. I'm willing to bet that wouldn't have happened if i kept my black tshirt on. Fuuu

 

Today I had on my brand new white tshirt and opened a can of sardines towards me like a friccin moron.

Did that thing where the lid comes off hard at the last millimetre and I jackson pollocked fish oil all over my front.

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  On 3/9/2018 at 8:38 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 3/9/2018 at 5:20 AM, yek said:

I just put on a new white tshirt only to get little splash of bbq sauce on it a few minutes later. I'm willing to bet that wouldn't have happened if i kept my black tshirt on. Fuuu

Today I had on my brand new white tshirt and opened a can of sardines towards me like a friccin moron.

Did that thing where the lid comes off hard at the last millimetre and I jackson pollocked fish oil all over my front.

 

Fuuu!

  On 3/9/2018 at 8:24 PM, chenGOD said:

Last time I drank absinthe I split a bottle with a friend in Tokyo drinking shots in between sips of beer.

We were not popular with the natives.

Oh yeah, absinthe is legal in Japan innit.

 

Back when I lived in Sapporo two buddies of mine (one Japanese, one from my city) played a prank on me by inviting me to have a sip of coffee in a cafe. Sure enough, I was like "this tastes like licorice tho". Cheeky bastards.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Damn gym fiends.

Guy A: "You're doing it wrong. Believe me, this helped me."

Guy B: "Bro, you should do that, it'll work 100%, don't listen to that guy, he's got no idea."

Guy C: "Do this and you'll never need supplements, brah."

Guy D: "You need to bulk man. Then fast. Then bulk again. And fast again."

Guy E: "Don't bulk, you'll only gain fat. Just do this, etc, etc."

....

No wonder they spend their entire lives there.

i finally got data for my phone, i know i know, but i went into my phone's settings-> mobile data and noticed some apps using quite a lot of it

 

in order:

 

1. chrome

2. outlook

3. google play services

4. photos

etc.

 

i can click on each app and turn off background data. i've done that to some but will it affect my phone negatively??? like if i turn off background data for my outlook app i probably wouldn't get email updates right? but nothing wrong doing that for photos. what about chrome?

 

peace

  On 3/9/2018 at 8:38 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 3/9/2018 at 5:20 AM, yek said:

I just put on a new white tshirt only to get little splash of bbq sauce on it a few minutes later. I'm willing to bet that wouldn't have happened if i kept my black tshirt on. Fuuu

Today I had on my brand new white tshirt and opened a can of sardines towards me like a friccin moron.

Did that thing where the lid comes off hard at the last millimetre and I jackson pollocked fish oil all over my front.

the thing with sardines is, u have to let them own you. It is fine. Relx, enjoy the sardines. Sardines are the shit. It’s funny in Europe we think of sardines like it’s a can. Multiple sardines, one object. Look.. where the sardines come from, they build beautiful pyramids from sardines. These are truly mavmifixent examples of constructional emgoneering skills. Let the sardine become you and the sun will come.

 

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Moving out my flat to rent with a mate which will save me a fair amount each month, but I still like having a flat to myself knowing that it’s costing me more than I can afford.

 

 

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  On 3/10/2018 at 11:05 PM, yek said:

 

  On 3/10/2018 at 10:52 PM, auxien said:

k

 

but what about a sardines + pineapple pizza

the pineapplefish!

 

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pineapple sardine + mint chocolate in the crust for sir Herr Jan

 

umami achieved

Edited by Bulk VanderHooj

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 2/17/2018 at 11:10 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

I made a pot of meatball minestrone soup and I didn't think the recipe would be enough so I doubled it.

 

Now I have 9.5kg of soup. I have too much soup.

 

I did it again but this time with chicken. 9899 grams of soup.

 

wth =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I’ve never made such amount of soup but my soup turned bad several times because of excessive amount nonetheless.... there are these portion-sized Tupperware things, think this is the correct solution. Just get a bunch & freeze most of it. I don’t have them. My soup turns bad. It’s not good.

  On 3/11/2018 at 12:19 AM, phling said:

I’ve never made such amount of soup but my soup turned bad several times because of excessive amount nonetheless.... there are these portion-sized Tupperware things, think this is the correct solution. Just get a bunch & freeze most of it. I don’t have them. My soup turns bad. It’s not good.

 

I'll probably freeze about half. 

 

It's just so easy to cook a huge batch of healthy soup for lunches during the week, so neither of us have to put lunches together really. Just soup in a container, done. 

 

Good thing neither of us get bored of the same food daily =/

 

302.76 cals, 29.87g protein, and 5.61g fat per 500g btw.  :cisfor: 

Edited by Bulk VanderHooj

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 3/10/2018 at 11:35 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 2/17/2018 at 11:10 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

I made a pot of meatball minestrone soup and I didn't think the recipe would be enough so I doubled it.

 

Now I have 9.5kg of soup. I have too much soup.

 

I did it again but this time with chicken. 9899 grams of soup.

 

wth =(

 

If you keep this up you're going to create a soup monster that slowly devours your home and city.

  On 3/11/2018 at 1:43 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 3/10/2018 at 11:35 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 2/17/2018 at 11:10 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

I made a pot of meatball minestrone soup and I didn't think the recipe would be enough so I doubled it.

 

Now I have 9.5kg of soup. I have too much soup.

 

I did it again but this time with chicken. 9899 grams of soup.

 

wth =(

 

If you keep this up you're going to create a soup monster that slowly devours your home and city.

 

 

Or people will think I'm starting a soup kitchen or something. That's enough soup for 19.49 people in one pot!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 3/11/2018 at 1:48 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 3/11/2018 at 1:43 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 3/10/2018 at 11:35 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 2/17/2018 at 11:10 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

I made a pot of meatball minestrone soup and I didn't think the recipe would be enough so I doubled it.

 

Now I have 9.5kg of soup. I have too much soup.

 

I did it again but this time with chicken. 9899 grams of soup.

 

wth =(

 

If you keep this up you're going to create a soup monster that slowly devours your home and city.

 

 

Or people will think I'm starting a soup kitchen or something. That's enough soup for 19.49 people in one pot!

 

 

soup nazi style.

 

no soup for you!

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