stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 5/16/2018 at 1:56 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 5/16/2018 at 1:26 AM, span said:

Need to leave a program running for like 20 hours on a quadcore CPU but I don't have access to one and the ones at uni I only have access to in the morning plus it's a pain in the ass. If anyone here can do a nathan a favor it'd be much appreciated

 

My computer is  running around the clock. I can help if you want?

 

More info on the program?

 

It's a little program I wrote on JAVA/C++ (a tumoral simulation yadda yadda, can provide specifics if you care about this stuff) that will eat all your processing power while it's working, hence the need for a 4 core CPU. You would just have to ideally close as many running programs as you can, double click to run the program, go to sleep, send me the generated txt and delete everything, or keep it as a nice memento, whichever pleases you most

I bought a bottled fruit & veggie smoothie that contains cucumber, kale, spinach, and romaine lettuce. But it smells like yard mulch after being run through a lawnmower.

At least it tastes slightly better.

but it's gooooooood for you.

400£ root canal cap came off, like Marathon Man's "is it safe?" scene on steroids, but.....come to Butthead my pretty tablets

 cunt better pony up & do tomorrow's job @ a discount or i'll cut his face off & wear it while dumping his corpse in fuckin reception

There's a young french couple staying in one of the rooms here for 2 months. They seem nice enough.

Night before last I was in the kitchen and the guy came rushing in and opened the oven, pulled out a pizza. I saw it was still on the cardboard they come packaged with and assumed that was what the rushing was about. Even said in jest "forgot to take the cardboard off eh?"

He acknowledged me cheerily but I'm now not sure he actually heard what I said.

So this evening I'm chilling in my room and the fire alarm goes off, shit is PIERCING. REALLY FUCKING LOUD.

I walk out and immediately smell bonfire. All the alarms are going off.

I see there is a commotion around the kitchen, she's there and he's there and George my egyptian neighbour is standing on a chair and trying to turn off the alarm with a broom handle.

THE PIECE OF CARDBOARD FROM THE PIZZA IS SITTING ON THE SIDE, BLACKENED AND WITH COOKED FOOD ON IT.

THEY USED A RECTANGULAR PIECE OF CARDBOARD AS A BAKING TRAY.

Now I have mild tinnitus and everything smells like bonfire.

What's wrong with these people? (besides being French)

Hahahahaha!

lol

Are you sure they're not aliens from outer space or recently thawed cavemen pretending to be french?

Awesome.

That's pretty dank tbh

now it is.

lol

lol

lol

La Francais...

Began working at 6 AM today... aaaand I'll have to work all night as well.

the forecast for 4 out of the 5 days i am going to be in colorado is rain/thunderstorms

I love thunder storms.  Almost never get them where I live.  I am envy.  I guess rain's kind of annoying though.  But then again, so is sun a lot of the time.  Weather in general is kind of a constant irritation.

The microwave in this sweet ass cabin I'm living in is sitting nicely atop my mini-fridge, but the cable is too short to reach this outlet.  So I need to move it somewhere awkward if I want to heat up my coffee in the next couple minutes.  Which I do.  The eventual solution will of course be an extension cable, but I don't have it on me atm.

Thunderstorms are the best! It's been looking like rain here all day but nothing is happening.

Also, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. I worked 19 hours yesterday.

i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. 

Dang, the wrong frozen pizza can be a big boner kill indeed.

  On 5/22/2018 at 2:43 AM, yek said:

i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. 

Why don't you add stuff to your frozen pizza to refine it? I do that all the time. In fact, if i buy frozen pizza I buy the Margherita one because it's a tabula rasa. You could SHIT AND JIZZ AND FART ON IT

  On 5/22/2018 at 2:43 AM, yek said:

i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. 

why are you masturbating with a frozen pizza?

  On 5/22/2018 at 2:52 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 5/22/2018 at 2:43 AM, yek said:

i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. 

 

why are you masturbating with a frozen pizza?

 

to be fair, what else do you do when you're eating frozen supermarket pizza? =/

  On 5/22/2018 at 2:52 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 5/22/2018 at 2:43 AM, yek said:

i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. 

 

why are you masturbating with a frozen pizza?

 

 

well you heat it up first...

Haha nice.