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  On 8/5/2018 at 6:59 AM, zaphod said:

what i think i look like listening to idm

 

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what i actually look like listening to idm

 

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ugh this fucking format. wtf zaphod

  On 8/12/2018 at 8:04 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Why is it so fucking hard to find a decent hurdy gurdy drone sample?!?!

:catrage:

 

Am I completely wrong if I say that I think there are some good ones in Omnisphere. I don't remember if they're actually drone samples, but you can definitely mutate them enough and turn them into some droney pads.

I was just looking for a basic audio sample rather than a vst instrument.  Gauging from what I've read of Omnisphere, I'm sure it would be great for creating hurdy gurdy drones.  I eventually stumbled upon a folk song that starts with a sufficiently long hurdy gurdy drone which worked out great.  Production complete.

From one extreme to the other... I've just lost one of my best clients. Fuck. It has nothing to do with me. They're just hiring someone full time instead of using freelancers.

Lame.

 

FWP: left a stove element on overnight on the lowest heat AND set a ceramic(??) plate down on it which was sitting there the entire time.

FWS: I did not die in a fire, that plate is miraculously unscathed, and the fingers on my left hand are so callused they gave no fucks when I touched it (how I discovered the element was in fact on).

 

I am left with questions though.  Are ceramic plates supposed to be invincible?  And how is there no appalling odour of any sort?

  On 8/13/2018 at 8:26 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Lame.

 

FWP: left a stove element on overnight on the lowest heat AND set a ceramic(??) plate down on it which was sitting there the entire time.

FWS: I did not die in a fire, that plate is miraculously unscathed, and the fingers on my left hand are so callused they gave no fucks when I touched it (how I discovered the element was in fact on).

 

I am left with questions though.  Are ceramic plates supposed to be invincible?  And how is there no appalling odour of any sort?

 

 

go buy a lottery ticket

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you really dodged a bullet there.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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  On 8/13/2018 at 8:26 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Lame.

 

FWP: left a stove element on overnight on the lowest heat AND set a ceramic(??) plate down on it which was sitting there the entire time.

FWS: I did not die in a fire, that plate is miraculously unscathed, and the fingers on my left hand are so callused they gave no fucks when I touched it (how I discovered the element was in fact on).

 

I am left with questions though.  Are ceramic plates supposed to be invincible?  And how is there no appalling odour of any sort?

 

Thermal properties of ceramics saved yo ass

 

fwp: after a one-year pause, smoked so much weed over the last two weeks, I'm now immune to its effects.

Frustrated music making.

 

 

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  On 8/13/2018 at 8:26 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Lame.

 

FWP: left a stove element on overnight on the lowest heat AND set a ceramic(??) plate down on it which was sitting there the entire time.

FWS: I did not die in a fire, that plate is miraculously unscathed, and the fingers on my left hand are so callused they gave no fucks when I touched it (how I discovered the element was in fact on).

 

I am left with questions though.  Are ceramic plates supposed to be invincible?  And how is there no appalling odour of any sort?

Ceramic Enhanced Combat Helmet

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  On 8/14/2018 at 11:18 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Apparently ceramics is the bomb.

:duckhunt:

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My wife's sister has been living with us since the end of June, she moved here to the Twin Cities for school. The school she's going to doesn't have dorms and she doesn't know anyone to room with yet and her parents can't afford to put her in a place of her own. I'm agreeing to this arrangement out of love for my wife, and as a huge favor to her parents who are pretty great people...

 

but I swear, if current trends keep up I'm going to murder my SIL by the end of the year, she's 19,very much with the teenage mindset still, and also has a bad case of youngest child syndrome...  :facepalm:  :catsob:  :catnope:

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  On 8/15/2018 at 4:38 AM, ghOsty said:

My wife's sister has been living with us since the end of June, she moved here to the Twin Cities for school. The school she's going to doesn't have dorms and she doesn't know anyone to room with yet and her parents can't afford to put her in a place of her own. I'm agreeing to this arrangement out of love for my wife, and as a huge favor to her parents who are pretty great people...

 

but I swear, if current trends keep up I'm going to murder my SIL by the end of the year, she's 19,very much with the teenage mindset still, and also has a bad case of youngest child syndrome...  :facepalm:  :catsob:  :catnope:

 

dude, while she's sleeping... with a pillow.

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:45 AM, yek said:

 

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:38 AM, ghOsty said:

My wife's sister has been living with us since the end of June, she moved here to the Twin Cities for school. The school she's going to doesn't have dorms and she doesn't know anyone to room with yet and her parents can't afford to put her in a place of her own. I'm agreeing to this arrangement out of love for my wife, and as a huge favor to her parents who are pretty great people...

 

but I swear, if current trends keep up I'm going to murder my SIL by the end of the year, she's 19,very much with the teenage mindset still, and also has a bad case of youngest child syndrome...  :facepalm:  :catsob:  :catnope:

 

dude, while she's sleeping... with a pillow.

 

 

 

just change your wifi password and don't tell her. she'll leave

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  On 8/15/2018 at 4:47 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:45 AM, yek said:

 

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:38 AM, ghOsty said:

My wife's sister has been living with us since the end of June, she moved here to the Twin Cities for school. The school she's going to doesn't have dorms and she doesn't know anyone to room with yet and her parents can't afford to put her in a place of her own. I'm agreeing to this arrangement out of love for my wife, and as a huge favor to her parents who are pretty great people...

 

but I swear, if current trends keep up I'm going to murder my SIL by the end of the year, she's 19,very much with the teenage mindset still, and also has a bad case of youngest child syndrome... :facepalm::catsob::catnope:

dude, while she's sleeping... with a pillow.

 

just change your wifi password and don't tell her. she'll leave

Hahaha!

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:47 AM, ignatius said:

 

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:45 AM, yek said:

 

  On 8/15/2018 at 4:38 AM, ghOsty said:

My wife's sister has been living with us since the end of June, she moved here to the Twin Cities for school. The school she's going to doesn't have dorms and she doesn't know anyone to room with yet and her parents can't afford to put her in a place of her own. I'm agreeing to this arrangement out of love for my wife, and as a huge favor to her parents who are pretty great people...

 

but I swear, if current trends keep up I'm going to murder my SIL by the end of the year, she's 19,very much with the teenage mindset still, and also has a bad case of youngest child syndrome...  :facepalm:  :catsob:  :catnope:

 

dude, while she's sleeping... with a pillow.

 

 

 

just change your wifi password and don't tell her. she'll leave

 

 

lol, i fucking should

  On 8/15/2018 at 9:39 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Neighbors got motherfucking chickens plus rooster. 5am wake-up calls from now on. It used to be so peaceful!

Fresh eggs tho m9

 

You'll probably get used to the morning alarms though. Probably. :)

give it a couple weeks and make rotisserie chicken

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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