Self promotional (watmm enspired) GAARG tumblr ms paint and more thingy

gaarg: baby blackbirds in their nest waiting with beaks open wide for their mother to feed them. The mother blackbird has arrived back at the nest and has a human anus. Mother is pooping into the chicks mouths. This is optional but if it's possible you could have a man in the distance viewing this with binoculars and wanking.

  On 10/27/2011 at 3:22 PM, gaarg said:

Hm, were you already here a year or two ago, when ms-paint threads were still in plenty? There were some fucking original ideas then, and most of them didn't involve dicks.

no i wasnt, and i didnt mention that either did i

  On 10/27/2011 at 2:40 PM, exaze said:

give this kool-aid man a big shiny penis

 

I did a riff on this one years ago for some WATMM thread.

NSFW link

  On 10/27/2011 at 3:50 PM, Rambo said:

gaarg: baby blackbirds in their nest waiting with beaks open wide for their mother to feed them. The mother blackbird has arrived back at the nest and has a human anus. Mother is pooping into the chicks mouths. This is optional but if it's possible you could have a man in the distance viewing this with binoculars and wanking.

done. without the jackoff guy though.

i can be the jack off guy if you catch my drift

oh, I do

i'm hoping to see a bear giving birth to rambo. he's performing his own c-section and is getting blown by a burmese tranny.

or maybe the burmese tranny is fucking the bear. has to be burmese

Unicorn shitting a rainbow riding on the back of a bear jumping over the grand canyon on a pink bicycle whilst smoking a cuban and wearing a tutu encrusted with diamonds. Go!

  On 10/27/2011 at 6:50 PM, encey said:

 

I did a riff on this one years ago for some WATMM thread.

 

NSFW link

lol!

  On 10/27/2011 at 8:30 PM, kaen said:

Unicorn shitting a rainbow riding on the back of a bear jumping over the grand canyon on a pink bicycle whilst smoking a cuban and wearing a tutu encrusted with diamonds. Go!

hey he said mine were too elaborate, but i really wish i could see this one

  me said:

i was also thinking of a basketball game where the objective is jerk off on as many fans and cats as possible until they are ripped into a wormhole that only attracts shit and boobs

varg vikernes having a wet dream in which he is anally penetrated by norwegian christian church steeple, and then waking up and immolating himself happily

An adorable puppy surrounded by butterflies, eating out of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.

I'll be back

Can you do John Terry fucking and strangling an obese African prostitute while shouting 'black cunt'? If you can squeeze in a shitty faced Ashley Cole rimming him, that would be great.

Or can you do Cheryl Cole being spit roasted by a mandrill and David Blunkett's guide dog Sadie wearing a strap-on, while Blunkett himself is standing to the side tossing off David Cameron and Nick Clegg while they sing, "we're all in this together"? Maybe too political, but it's an allegorical elegy for my lost homeland.

gaarge how can u draw so good

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:06 PM, kakapo said:

Can you do John Terry fucking and strangling an obese African prostitute while shouting 'black cunt'? If you can squeeze in a shitty faced Ashley Cole rimming him, that would be great.

 

Or can you do Cheryl Cole being spit roasted by a mandrill and David Blunkett's guide dog Sadie wearing a strap-on, while Blunkett himself is standing to the side tossing off David Cameron and Nick Clegg while they sing, "we're all in this together"? Maybe too political, but it's an allegorical elegy for my lost homeland.

I never heard of any of these people. Are they famous and why do you hate them so?

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:11 PM, sup said:

gaarge how can u draw so good

God blesses every line I draw.

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:22 PM, baph said:

varg vikernes having a wet dream in which he is anally penetrated by norwegian christian church steeple, and then waking up and immolating himself happily

 

I don't draw time, unless it's a cartoon.

gaarg did u read my ideas, there pretty good IHMO

A man screaming in agony as lava shoots out of one or both of his eyes and a giant zombie penis is ejaculating a stream of zombie semen through the lava streams. Or maybe something better.

A straight-up, proper cubist BBC (big black cock) would be quite edifying.

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

An adorable puppy surrounded by butterflies, eating out of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.

done

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:52 PM, sup said:

gaarg did u read my ideas, there pretty good IHMO

I thought they were too similar to other ideas

On the kool-aid man theme: kool-aid man holding a man upside down by the ankles, drowning him in the kool-aid contained within his kool-aid man body. My title suggestion for this piece is "Kool-Aid Manslaughter".

  On 10/28/2011 at 12:15 AM, gaarg said:

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

An adorable puppy surrounded by butterflies, eating out of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.

done

 

  On 10/27/2011 at 11:52 PM, sup said:

gaarg did u read my ideas, there pretty good IHMO

I thought they were too similar to other ideas

there was a pervy warewolf

is my idea denied?

  On 10/28/2011 at 12:15 AM, gaarg said:

  On 10/27/2011 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

An adorable puppy surrounded by butterflies, eating out of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.

done

 

It's more beautiful than I could have imagined/ lol 1up