Self promotional (watmm enspired) GAARG tumblr ms paint and more thingy

Sarah Palin stood on a stage holding open her jacket like a flasher (people who expose their genitals in public) to reveal a medium sized canon growing out of her stomach and she is firing out dogs that are hitting members of the audience and exploding into a mess. There is a man next to her on stage in a wheelchair and he is wearing red boxing gloves with matching headguard and an expensive suit.

I just did 10 minutes of uploading some old epic watmm stuff on tumblr. Might be one of the greatest achievements in our common history!

Holy shit! My heart skipped a few beats. Also perfect timing as I just watched The Thing for the first time last night.

excellent request - wisp fucking a dragon while the dragon plays synths. there are cakes as well. rdj is video skyping having a laff

Can you show me a usable wisp photo? I'll do this one if you do.

  On 11/5/2011 at 5:40 PM, theSun said:

excellent request - wisp fucking a dragon while the dragon plays synths. there are cakes as well. rdj is video skyping having a laff

done.

1000/1000

Draw a series like this

I've been working on some inspired by it, but they aren't ready.

  On 11/6/2011 at 12:29 PM, gaarg said:

  On 11/5/2011 at 5:40 PM, theSun said:

excellent request - wisp fucking a dragon while the dragon plays synths. there are cakes as well. rdj is video skyping having a laff

 

done.

Richard's face in the monitor is fucking priceless.

I had an idea float through my head while I was drifting to sleep last night, hopefully I can remember it...

OH YEAH

A musclebound man in a speedo flexing his biceps, one of which explodes in a torrent of gore. He is doing this in front of the crib of a bewildered toddler for some reason (with toddler inside the crib of course). He should probably have a mustache. The way I wrote that, it looks like I'm saying the toddler should have a mustache, and I think there's nothing wrong with that interpretation. Basically mustaches are good in general.

god, baby jesus and the holy sprite (representation as burning bush) doing a triple Y shapped dildo in there ass's and the devil is watching lonelyly in the corner

Pinocchio nose-fucking Tinkerbell up the ass so hard it comes out her mouth that is open in shock.

God, Tinkerbell is so fucking hot.

pic of a guy just as he has pulled his cock out of his woman causing a miscarriage, the fetus is wearing reebok pumps. the woman is so startled that she shits in the mouth of the dead fetus on the floor. the guy is wearing his smug O face and doesn't care. you can optionally make the guy me but im not bothered. also the woman has to be curvy

I somehow drew hatewank. I'll try one of your suggestions...

  On 11/7/2011 at 3:47 PM, kaen said:

pic of a guy just as he has pulled his cock out of his woman causing a miscarriage, the fetus is wearing reebok pumps. the woman is so startled that she shits in the mouth of the dead fetus on the floor. the guy is wearing his smug O face and doesn't care. you can optionally make the guy me but im not bothered. also the woman has to be curvy

I made art, it's not you there though.

Why is there so much cock in these creations?

First off, penises are funny. Second, I never wanted to draw so many penises, it just kinda happened. Thirdly, people (especially watmm people) never get tired of them. I got tired of them a while ago, I'd draw one or two occasionally but almost all ideas I got here were cock-wise.

One day I might decide to never draw another penis in my life. But probably won't, I'll just take vacations.

  On 10/31/2011 at 10:48 PM, Rambo said:

Sarah Palin stood on a stage holding open her jacket like a flasher (people who expose their genitals in public) to reveal a medium sized canon growing out of her stomach and she is firing out dogs that are hitting members of the audience and exploding into a mess. There is a man next to her on stage in a wheelchair and he is wearing red boxing gloves with matching headguard and an expensive suit.

I never requested penii in this one, gaarg. Why dont you be a man and draw it?

btw i didn't explain clearly that Sarah Palin is naked underneath the jacket.

  On 11/6/2011 at 7:37 PM, drukqs said:

Draw a series like this

 

 

I've been working on some inspired by it, but they aren't ready.

If you are going to draw this one, I'd like to see what you could do with it if you put a bit of effort into it, instead of making it look like your ms paint series. I like your art quite a lot, and I'd like to see your perspective on contortion/anatomy/scrotums and asscheeks.

I'm not doing these, sorry. It seems perfect just the way it is. Maybe some time in the future.

ok but when i come up with something say no straight away then i'll come up with my next idea. You can say no to most of them, it's fine. I've got these bad boys on tap.

An unbelievably excited clown fisting a camel that has it's tongue sticking out and closed eyes like it's near orgasm. This is happening in a hostile situation like a burning building or a field with bombs going off all around etc

Another one. Don King is kneeling in front of a toilet. He has just retrieved a poo and his holding it above his head and looking up to it like it's a precious lost treasure.

haha, yeah, that sounds like Don King!

I would like something done incorporating a Beluga Whale, because they are so hilarious looking.

https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=Beluga+Whale&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=658&sei=%20zny5Tte9N-P0sQLj4qzHCA

stoned as fuck!