my son, my son, what have ye never done?

someone get the guy a gaarg avator

removed a bothersome corset from a gay man's wife

  On 12/30/2011 at 7:27 PM, Cryptowen said:

Game series I've never played:

 

Pokemon

Metal Gear

Metroid

Call of Duty

Sonic

Pac-Man

any mmo

Golden Eye

Mario Kart

Resident Evil

Final Fantasy

Tomb Raider

Half Life

any Sims game

 

Shows I've never watched:

 

any Star Trek

any reality show

any sports show

Seinfeld

Mr. Rogers

Sesame Street

 

Movies I've never seen:

 

original Star Wars trilogy, most of the new one

any Quentin Tarantino

any Steven Spielberg

Fight Club

Forrest Gump

Citizen Kane

all the Disney classics except Lion King

 

Never owned a phone

don't have a driver's licence

never eaten pudding

cut my own hair

outside of hitchhiking I haven't been in a car in a few years

I find it intersting that, despite not have done so many things, you've still managed to (assumedly) aspire to love obscure electronic music.

Who needs Tarantino, phones and ... pants.

Good on you.

  On 1/3/2012 at 7:34 PM, iep said:

a what cat?

 

wiki?

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Fishing_Cat

Pictured above is what appears to be a fishing cat (on the left).

I've never driven a stick-shift automobile.

Never eaten turnips.

Never consummated my jungle fever.

Never played a Playstation 3.

But you'd never guess any of this by looking at me.

  On 1/3/2012 at 6:05 PM, Kanakori said:

  On 1/3/2012 at 5:33 PM, luke viia said:

yeah, watch more tv and play more games, don't waste your life

 

Really?

Jesus Christ, Cryptowen... You're even worse than Rhombix! BTW you forgot to mention (just assuming) you have never had sex.

  On 12/30/2011 at 2:13 PM, Cryptowen said:

One time I was tempted to but then I thought "no, you still have those pants from last XMas. Also you could buy half a sandwich with this money"

 

edit: wait, I've never bought a sandwich

But you've bought half a sandwich right?

  On 1/4/2012 at 12:03 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Cryptowen... You're even worse than Rhombix

DON'T EVEN JOKE MAN

lol at recording ducks tag

  On 1/4/2012 at 12:37 AM, Enter a new display name said:

He still didnt say the other part

  On 1/3/2012 at 11:46 PM, Candiru said:

I've never driven a stick-shift automobile.

 

Never eaten turnips.

 

Never consummated my jungle fever.

 

Never played a Playstation 3.

 

But you'd never guess any of this by looking at me.

I know your sort .. the non turnip eater looking type ..

I've never seen a Nessie in the zoo.

never got to see frank zappa because i am too young

i cry

never been to a classical music concert

never been to asia or india or south america or africa

  On 1/3/2012 at 11:46 PM, Candiru said:

I've never driven a stick-shift automobile.

 

Never played a Playstation 3.

Me too. And, I just ate a turnip for the first time last week. It was delicious.

  On 1/4/2012 at 8:26 AM, Murveman said:

  On 1/3/2012 at 11:46 PM, Candiru said:

I've never driven a stick-shift automobile.

 

Never played a Playstation 3.

Me too. And, I just ate a turnip for the first time last week. It was delicious.

in what way was the turnip prepared?

  On 1/4/2012 at 3:07 AM, yikes said:

never got to see frank zappa because i am too young

i cry

Dude there's lots of pictures of him on the internet.

I've eaten turnips, but I've never truly enjoyed eating a turnip.

edit: I readily acknowledge how wonderful the entire Brassica genus is, though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica

pickled eggs. never have. never will.

Never been outside of the western world - only north america & europe.

I've been outside of Europe.

  On 1/4/2012 at 8:50 PM, Plum said:

pickled eggs. never have. never will.

qft

  On 1/4/2012 at 10:06 PM, Dropp said:

I've been outside of Europe.

TIME person of the year