Guest Backson Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I've been hanging out with my blokey friends (do yall use the term bloke?) and I want to know how you feel about this. I'm going to make a big leap of faith and say most of you are socially retarded. Don't get mad, deep in your hearts you know its true. I bet you try to talk to people about Autechre at times. Anyhoo, been hanging out with ma socially functional, sport enjoying, beer drinking, women disregarding chums and I've had a great time doing so. I watch this fucking thing called the Lingerie Football League which is just astoundingly socially backward. Its this version of American football where the women wear underwear AND THAT'S IT. That's the point of difference. The commentators try their darndest to retain the dignity of all parties involved, but struggle. Long thread short, do you have normal, hyper-hetero friends? Do you hang out with them? Do you have fun in doing so? Do you watch LFL? Do you endure guilt afterwards? Reveal hidden contents Epilogue: Drunk Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said: I'm going to make a big leap of faith and say most of you are socially retarded. Nope. On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said: been hanging out with ma socially functional, sport enjoying, beer drinking, women disregarding chums Sounds like hell ... On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said: do you have normal, hyper-hetero friends? Sounds kinda oxymoronic. I really hope your post is an ironic take on the idiots that blight our little planet. If not, ooooohhh boy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 nope, no irony. deal with it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Yes, most people here are socially retarded. I've got friend like that but from a female perspective, it's strange if you can imagine the female version of a hyper-hetero man... basically thy're man eaters. I find I'm most comfortable in a male dominated environment, I'm not scared by those sort of hyper-hetero men as they crumble quickest. It's the quiet, socially retarded ones you want to watch out for. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide rixxx's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Yes, I am socially awkward and no I don't have these sort of friends, some might show tendencies of this sort of behaviour but other aspects of their personality overshadow that. I find this super-hetero posturing to be rather funny and primitive. And I have not watched LFL, if you want to watch scantly-clad women, why not just watch porn? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) If you make the assumption that everyone here is socially retarded, I'm going to make the assumption that you're a knob. Get over yourself. EDIT: I wouldn't consider my mates who play lots of sports and watch football all day to be socially adapt. Edited January 5, 2012 by chassis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 fuck off backson Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fondles the cat Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 who needs friends when you've got a perfectly ordered itunes folder Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I frequently enjoy hanging ten with my Juggalo homies, flashing gang signs wearing ball caps backwards and things of that nature Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I Do know such people exist, that's a start, yes? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said: I've been hanging out with my blokey friends (do yall use the term bloke?) and I want to know how you feel about this. I'm going to make a big leap of faith and say most of you are socially retarded. Don't get mad, deep in your hearts you know its true. I bet you try to talk to people about Autechre at times. Anyhoo, been hanging out with ma socially functional, sport enjoying, beer drinking, women disregarding chums and I've had a great time doing so. I watch this fucking thing called the Lingerie Football League which is just astoundingly socially backward. Its this version of American football where the women wear underwear AND THAT'S IT. That's the point of difference. The commentators try their darndest to retain the dignity of all parties involved, but struggle. Long thread short, do you have normal, hyper-hetero friends? Do you hang out with them? Do you have fun in doing so? Do you watch LFL? Do you endure guilt afterwards? Reveal hidden contents Epilogue: Drunk I bet they like Pantera and thing Dimebag is the best guitar player ever and own a dime-o-flage dean guitar. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Most of my friend both make music and are not socially retarded. Its really not a difficult concept to master. You find some people, usually performing live, who do similar stuff as you. and you agree to hang out with them after talking for a bit. I purposely try to surround myself with people who are smart at one thing or another. I have a friend who is obsessed with cars, and although I feel like a typical beer swilling male when we sit in his garage and talk about cars, instead he's wonking out about the physics involved and low level intricacies of the engine design. In the process I've learnt plenty about cars, and am no longer scared of servicing my own or telling a mechanic to fuck off if he feels like ripping me off. The people in my life who have no interests beyond being a typical cookie cutter human paradigm, be it male or female, usually end up as a casual acquaintance at best. It has nothing to do with me feeling superior to anyone else, it simply that if things don't "interest" me, then I'd rather not bother with them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) Quote we sit in his garage and talk about cars, instead he's wonking out about the physics involved and low level intricacies of the engine design. In the process I've learnt plenty about cars, and am no longer scared of servicing my own or telling a mechanic to fuck off if he feels like ripping me off. this fella probably dropped wisdom in physics you'll appreciate for the rest of your life. even tho he might have been a bit of a redneck--diversify yer bonds, nukka Edited January 5, 2012 by iep Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 On 1/5/2012 at 5:13 PM, iep said: Quote we sit in his garage and talk about cars, instead he's wonking out about the physics involved and low level intricacies of the engine design. In the process I've learnt plenty about cars, and am no longer scared of servicing my own or telling a mechanic to fuck off if he feels like ripping me off. this fella probably dropped wisdom in physics you'll appreciate for the rest of your life. even tho he might have been a bit of a redneck--diversify yer bonds, nukka He broke down the crumpled up calabi yau dimensional manifolds involved in the radiator inbetween sex sessions with his sister. Btw its totally possible to not be a redneck and have a mechanic engineering degree. Konichiwa Bitch! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) I come from a small town. So there's not a lot of people who are into, what i'm into. Most my friends are these "dudebro" types. Really really good friends. But I honestly don't have much in common with them. But it doens't really bother me. On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said: I bet you try to talk to people about Autechre at times. lol Never a good idea to talk about Autechre to anyone....... ANYONE On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said: I'm going to make a big leap of faith and say most of you are socially retarded. Don't get mad, deep in your hearts you know its true. Wat? If you're a slightly introvert person. Does that really qualify you as being socially retarded? Guess i'm socially retarded then. Edited January 5, 2012 by Dropp Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 i like beer and the myth of women's athletics Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 On 1/5/2012 at 2:10 PM, rixxx said: I've got friend like that but from a female perspective, it's strange if you can imagine the female version of a hyper-hetero man... basically thy're man eaters. I find I'm most comfortable in a male dominated environment, I'm not scared by those sort of hyper-hetero men as they crumble quickest. It's the quiet, socially retarded ones you want to watch out for. the quiet ones always turn out to be Nice Guys and Nice Guys are the fucking worst. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Oh, hi guys! I'm socially retarded. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) Exactly. (that was supposed to be for disparaissant. Edited January 5, 2012 by rixxx Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide rixxx's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) On 1/5/2012 at 2:10 PM, rixxx said: Yes, most people here are socially retarded. I've got friend like that but from a female perspective, it's strange if you can imagine the female version of a hyper-hetero man... basically thy're man eaters. I find I'm most comfortable in a male dominated environment, I'm not scared by those sort of hyper-hetero men as they crumble quickest. It's the quiet, socially retarded ones you want to watch out for. Fuck you for unintentionally getting this stuck in my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMk_OYEQW7U Edited January 5, 2012 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 ^Oates: Hyper-hetero mustache Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 On 1/5/2012 at 10:29 PM, disparaissant said: On 1/5/2012 at 2:10 PM, rixxx said: I've got friend like that but from a female perspective, it's strange if you can imagine the female version of a hyper-hetero man... basically thy're man eaters. I find I'm most comfortable in a male dominated environment, I'm not scared by those sort of hyper-hetero men as they crumble quickest. It's the quiet, socially retarded ones you want to watch out for. the quiet ones always turn out to be Nice Guys and Nice Guys are the fucking worst. What's a Nice Guy? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 On 1/5/2012 at 10:55 PM, azatoth said: What's a Nice Guy? Guys who pretend to be friendly & non-threatening to girls but are really emotionally stunted manipulative weirdos looking to score. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70893-hanging-with-my-hyper-hetero-friends/#findComment-1725808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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