Hanging with my hyper-hetero friends

ESSINES

 

  On 1/6/2012 at 1:15 AM, essines said:

I'm not socially retarded. If anything I'm manipulative. I can change the way i act to fit in along with most types of people comfortably. I have tons of hyper-hetero friends. Coming from where i did that was the basic kind of man you'd meet. And where i work there are a lot of them. But the people i get along with best are intelligent no matter what their interests. My best friends are socially awkward geeks with mental health issues. I don't even know.

 

ESSINES. c'mon my hairy brother, don't over analyse it, just push harder. um....

Edited January 6, 2012 by iep

seems relevant ..

 

Hyper Hetro friends are getting pretty retro hyper hetro.... But that kind of stuff is good, ya know, people having different personalities and being human and all that shit. If everyone was hyper schetcho internet fiends the world would collapse under it's own bannings. Personalities make the place like, you have your girls and your boys of different types, nice guys, nice girls, bad boys, nice girls.... Ah posting..... topic title "fuck your personality" (mines the best) [/end the last sentence sarcasm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E

  On 1/6/2012 at 1:15 AM, essines said:

I'm not socially retarded. If anything I'm manipulative. I can change the way i act to fit in along with most types of people comfortably.

This rings true for me to, sadly. I feel guilty, but its how I survive.

 

 

 

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:56 PM, Cryptowen said:

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:55 PM, azatoth said:

What's a Nice Guy?

Guys who pretend to be friendly & non-threatening to girls but are really emotionally stunted manipulative weirdos looking to score.

 

Goddamn, another thing to try not to be... I guess it's all okay as long as I don't try to score ever.

  On 1/5/2012 at 11:07 PM, Hoodie said:

all they want to do is talk about getting drunk and football.

 

  On 1/5/2012 at 11:52 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I have some standard bloke mates who go on package holidays to Ibiza and only drink lager and call each other cunts all the time and expect a fairly in depth knowledge of football chants, but they are fine chaps all the same. I don't know if that's not a bit 90's now and lots of guys are into being a bit effeminate and wearing check shirts and talking about french films.

 

  On 1/6/2012 at 12:06 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

I just it hate when they start talking about Fantasy Football. I just don't get it.

 

Wait... So liking football and getting drunk makes you a hyper hetro dudebro?

 

I'm a hyper-hetro-socially-retarded-dudebro™ then

Edited January 6, 2012 by Dropp

I can adapt to most things, even dudebros, but I don't hang with the type. I don't enjoy the things they do, so wasting my time pretending to do so, why. eh. wtf. to prove that I fit in?

 

lol

Sounds like people on watmm are either two faced or they're way over thinking things. Possible arseholes too.

Edited January 6, 2012 by chassis

  On 1/6/2012 at 7:20 PM, chassis said:

Sounds like people on watmm are either two faced or their way over thinking things. Possible arseholes too.

 

lol that sounds like humanity, yeah

  On 1/6/2012 at 7:24 PM, baph said:

  On 1/6/2012 at 7:20 PM, chassis said:

Sounds like people on watmm are either two faced or their way over thinking things. Possible arseholes too.

 

lol that sounds like humanity, yeah

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Sounds like people on watmm are either two faced or their way over thinking things. Possible arseholes too.

WATAH

Edited January 6, 2012 by Cryptowen

  On 1/6/2012 at 9:56 PM, Cryptowen said:

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Sounds like people on watmm are either two faced or their way over thinking things. Possible arseholes too.

WATAHMMM

  On 1/6/2012 at 10:20 PM, yek said:

  On 1/6/2012 at 9:56 PM, Cryptowen said:

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Sounds like people on watmm are either two faced or their way over thinking things. Possible arseholes too.

WATAHMMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYFYAa8iOBg

I'll be watching my hyper-hetero friends play some hardcore punk rock tonight. I'll crush some beercans on my forehead in their honor.

  On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said:

Long thread short, do you have normal, hyper-hetero friends? Do you hang out with them? Do you have fun in doing so? Do you watch LFL? Do you endure guilt afterwards?

My roommates are like this and I can't help but hate them to a degree for it.

Deep down we are all men so we can all relate to this behaviour. If you honestly can't, then you know you are a social retard.

  On 1/8/2012 at 1:23 AM, essines said:

Deep down we are all men so we can all relate to this behaviour. If you honestly can't, then you know you are a social retard.

 

 

or a girl...

drop the bullshit rixxx. you may look like one but i know your life ridden with boner. ever woke up with a boner? thought so.

 

 

git with the program. watmms for the pickings.

Edited January 8, 2012 by iep

haha, I have woken up hot and sweaty from a heart racing dream involving a girl does that count?

yes it does.. double nipple akimbo boner...

  On 1/8/2012 at 1:32 AM, rixxx said:

  On 1/8/2012 at 1:23 AM, essines said:

Deep down we are all men so we can all relate to this behaviour. If you honestly can't, then you know you are a social retard.

 

 

or a girl...

Well if you are not a man you do not understand this, no matter how much you delude yourself into thinking you do. I said it knowing there are women here. But the statement applies not to women. That's just the way it is. I suppose i should have used the prelude "As men,..."

  On 1/8/2012 at 1:36 AM, rixxx said:

haha, I have woken up hot and sweaty from a heart racing dream involving a girl does that count?

 

damn girl, you making me go hyper-hetero in this bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_8UfP5wM-c

  On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said:

I've been hanging out with my blokey friends (do yall use the term bloke?) and I want to know how you feel about this.

 

I'm going to make a big leap of faith and say most of you are socially retarded. Don't get mad, deep in your hearts you know its true. I bet you try to talk to people about Autechre at times.

 

Anyhoo, been hanging out with ma socially functional, sport enjoying, beer drinking, women disregarding chums and I've had a great time doing so. I watch this fucking thing called the Lingerie Football League which is just astoundingly socially backward. Its this version of American football where the women wear underwear AND THAT'S IT. That's the point of difference. The commentators try their darndest to retain the dignity of all parties involved, but struggle.

 

Long thread short, do you have normal, hyper-hetero friends? Do you hang out with them? Do you have fun in doing so? Do you watch LFL? Do you endure guilt afterwards?

 

 

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My answer: no.

 

I had a small circle of semi-hetero friends in NYC that liked to drink, watch football and grill, but one of them knit and was raised macro-biotic and doing ballet. Another was really into John Waters movies, Genghis Tron and had an autographed, framed photo of Neil Patrick Harris on his wall.

 

My friends in LA are mostly nerds. I would have to say that I am unquestionably the most hyper-hetero of almost every friend circle out here... and I don't know shit about football.

 

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For the record tho, I'm highly functioning in social settings, but most of my friends are fairly socially awkward. That's not to say I always enjoy socializing. I can fake it well when I don't.

Edited January 9, 2012 by jefferoo

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:29 PM, disparaissant said:

 

  On 1/5/2012 at 2:10 PM, 'rixxx' said:

I've got friend like that but from a female perspective, it's strange if you can imagine the female version of a hyper-hetero man... basically thy're man eaters. I find I'm most comfortable in a male dominated environment, I'm not scared by those sort of hyper-hetero men as they crumble quickest. It's the quiet, socially retarded ones you want to watch out for.

the quiet ones always turn out to be Nice Guys and Nice Guys are the fucking worst.

 

hmmm somehow this sounds a bit….i don't know….cunty?…Im thinking you would probably be a beer drinkn, sports watching, hyper-hetro male if genetics gave you a dick.

 

-self proclaimed, socially awkward "nice guy"