Hanging with my hyper-hetero friends

See also accountant, rohypnol

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:56 PM, Cryptowen said:

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:55 PM, azatoth said:

What's a Nice Guy?

Guys who pretend to be friendly & non-threatening to girls but are really emotionally stunted manipulative weirdos looking to score.

So pretty much like any other guy...

I try to limit the amount of time I hang out with my normal friends, that's when I realize how fucked up I am.

yeah, i know people like this. they're boring. all they want to do is talk about getting drunk and football. usually they're very vulgar but only because they barely ever have sex (and it's usually emotionally void hook-ups when they do).

btw, a guy acting nice does not mean he's a creeper wanting to sex you. maybe he's just... nice? geez, watmm has trust issues >:|

  On 1/5/2012 at 11:07 PM, Hoodie said:

btw, a guy acting nice does not mean he's a creeper wanting to sex you. maybe he's just... nice?

I'm pretty sure I don't make an effort to be nice to anyone in particular, I just say whatever comes to mind without filtering it & a lot of people look at me all confused Cookie Monster but some people are laughing Cookie Monsters

  On 1/5/2012 at 1:31 PM, Backson said:

I've been hanging out with my blokey friends (do yall use the term bloke?) and I want to know how you feel about this.

 

I'm going to make a big leap of faith and say most of you are socially retarded. Don't get mad, deep in your hearts you know its true. I bet you try to talk to people about Autechre at times.

 

Anyhoo, been hanging out with ma socially functional, sport enjoying, beer drinking, women disregarding chums and I've had a great time doing so. I watch this fucking thing called the Lingerie Football League which is just astoundingly socially backward. Its this version of American football where the women wear underwear AND THAT'S IT. That's the point of difference. The commentators try their darndest to retain the dignity of all parties involved, but struggle.

 

Long thread short, do you have normal, hyper-hetero friends? Do you hang out with them? Do you have fun in doing so? Do you watch LFL? Do you endure guilt afterwards?

 

 

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sport enjoying, beer drinking, women disregarding and watching Lingerie Football League is normal hetero. hyper hetero friends do make me uneasy tho.

  On 1/5/2012 at 3:43 PM, fondles the cat said:

who needs friends when you've got a perfectly ordered itunes folder

what you're talking about is conformity, no hyper-heterism

  On 1/5/2012 at 11:07 PM, Hoodie said:

btw, a guy acting nice does not mean he's a creeper wanting to sex you. maybe he's just... nice? geez, watmm has trust issues >:|

thats why i capitalized. obviously not all nice guys are Nice Guys. maybe i should throw a TM up there.

Nice Guys

I have many Normal Hetero... Hyper hetero I either weed out or nip at the bud. I hade one friend who was/is hyper hetero. We once stopped at a red light and suddenly he was yelling at the car beside us and I looked at who they were... cholo type gangsters... I opened the door and stepped out... they opened the door and threw their hands up and one showed what appeared to be a gun at his waist. I turned around and continued walking down the street leaving my friend to his defenses not turning around at all when he was calling my name. a few minutes later he drove up and stepped out of the car and asked me what was my problem. I told him... "That was your beef yo! it has nothing to do with me!" he drove off and I walked home... It was the best walk home ever! I never seen that dude again!

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:55 PM, azatoth said:

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:29 PM, disparaissant said:

  On 1/5/2012 at 2:10 PM, rixxx said:

I've got friend like that but from a female perspective, it's strange if you can imagine the female version of a hyper-hetero man... basically thy're man eaters. I find I'm most comfortable in a male dominated environment, I'm not scared by those sort of hyper-hetero men as they crumble quickest. It's the quiet, socially retarded ones you want to watch out for.

the quiet ones always turn out to be Nice Guys and Nice Guys are the fucking worst.

 

What's a Nice Guy?

the male version of Nice Girl?

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:56 PM, Cryptowen said:

  On 1/5/2012 at 10:55 PM, azatoth said:

What's a Nice Guy?

Guys who pretend to be friendly & non-threatening to girls but are really emotionally stunted manipulative weirdos looking to score.

Haha yeah lol I know a few guys like that

They're not as bad as the girls though who play adult at 5 then grow up to be respectfulness bitches who don't refrain from eating men alive because they think it makes them something lol then complaining about men doing the same thing

I've known a few of those as well and they're worse than the Nice Guys

I have a group of friends like this. They're usually pretty ambitious when it comes to organizing and planning Good Times, but it can go awry just as easily, resulting in some lame situations. I was told on New Years that they got some MDMA cut heavily with PCP, and the shit hit the fan. Getting a DUI is a right of passage for all of them. They'll fuck some seriously gross women just so they can say they got some that week. They also like to do MMF threesomes and Eiffel Tower the girl, because this is how dudebros bond. How else could they? Nevertheless, they are all real characters, and it's usually pretty funny to hang with them.

I have some standard bloke mates who go on package holidays to Ibiza and only drink lager and call each other cunts all the time and expect a fairly in depth knowledge of football chants, but they are fine chaps all the same. I don't know if that's not a bit 90's now and lots of guys are into being a bit effeminate and wearing check shirts and talking about french films.

My dad's a total dudebro, so my entire identity was formed around not being a dudebro, because this is how it works.

Does that make my personality just as false and fabricated?

It probably does. I feel good about the fact I don't drink Mike's Hard Lemonade, though.

like probably most of you, I can function in any social environment. When I was in a 'normal" relationship, you know with a 'normal' girl, we would visit her friends mostly couples, 'normal' ppl and I functioned pretty well at the beginning. But it became a drag after a time, and I could't stand it. I didn't love her but stayed 3 years with her, after all I realized how fucked up I am, was that off topic ?

I'm nice but not a manipulative weirdo. I am looking to score though. (Oh this was a reply to Cryptowen from first page)

Also I have friends like that, we are typically well rounded and open minded though. I just it hate when they start talking about Fantasy Football. I just don't get it.

  On 1/6/2012 at 12:02 AM, schlucharski said:

like probably most of you, I can function in any social environment. When I was in a 'normal" relationship, you know with a 'normal' girl, we would visit her friends mostly couples, 'normal' ppl and I functioned pretty well at the beginning. But it became a drag after a time, and I could't stand it. I didn't love her but stayed 3 years with her, after all I realized how fucked up I am, was that off topic ?

I understand, you need to get freaky, yeah getting your freak on is a necessity in life.

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  On 1/6/2012 at 1:02 AM, Braintree said:

:::enters thread:::

yeah, but consensually?

I'm not socially retarded. If anything I'm manipulative. I can change the way i act to fit in along with most types of people comfortably. I have tons of hyper-hetero friends. Coming from where i did that was the basic kind of man you'd meet. And where i work there are a lot of them. But the people i get along with best are intelligent no matter what their interests. My best friends are socially awkward geeks with mental health issues. I don't even know.