New Release Speculation Based On Facts We Have

New aphex finally out.

  On 10/25/2013 at 1:34 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 10/25/2013 at 1:32 AM, TNT said:

 

  On 10/24/2013 at 10:28 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

drukqs is on i-tunes and so is every release he put out on cd by warp, fucking lol are you blind?

if anything could kill aphex twin it would be rephlex cause they are to lazy to put it online for sale

and why wouldn't he want it on i-tunes? he's on the new die antwoord album ffs man

I just double checked iTunes Store and there's no Drukqs..

 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... lol =)

 

$29.70

  On 10/25/2013 at 1:30 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

the king of the drukqs, master faphex!

I'm forever your slave you are the inventor of obscurity

I witness the presence of evil and hate

the new album is complete

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

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Original text:

 

"the king of the drukqs, master faphex! I'm forever your slave you are the inventor of obscurity I witness the presence of evil and hate the new album is complete "

 

 

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Drocks Mr Kinga, resign! What wrong I remember Rob always hate, there is a new album of inventors"

rob pls

Drocks pls

(sent from my not-Apple device using Talk That Talk Deluxe Edition)

this is some quite good speculation work folks, please keep it coming.

which brings to mind, isnt it possible that he's been releasing music under a different name in vietnam or something?

  On 10/25/2013 at 2:07 AM, doublename said:

 

  On 10/25/2013 at 1:34 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 10/25/2013 at 1:32 AM, TNT said:

 

  On 10/24/2013 at 10:28 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

drukqs is on i-tunes and so is every release he put out on cd by warp, fucking lol are you blind?

if anything could kill aphex twin it would be rephlex cause they are to lazy to put it online for sale

and why wouldn't he want it on i-tunes? he's on the new die antwoord album ffs man

I just double checked iTunes Store and there's no Drukqs..

 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... lol =)

 

 

$29.70

 

Geez, it's for Richie Rich and his offspring. ....And your conscience. Please don't start crying about paying for stuff you can hold in your hands. Get on with the times and welcome to the cloud.

wow, assuming that RDJ never goes on the internet, maybe he doesn't even know that some people are making that much money off his stuff on itunes?

maybe he'd be really chuffed so to speak, to learn that drukqs is selling for that much in itunes format. holy cow. i hope his people in the land of the UK know about this at least. maybe if he realized how much money he could make by selling music on itunes, that might coax some of these unseen albums out into the light of day.

  On 10/26/2013 at 3:24 PM, skibby said:

RDJ never goes on the internet

loads of africa and south america

everyone under 43 who isn't weird goes on the internet frequently

as of today, this thread has 48041 views

odds are, that the great one has seen it. is that what you're hinting at Klopjob?

They don't have internet in the UK because it's an island.

Internet is only available for the occasional parliamentary circle jerk.

43 is just an anagram for 34

heh ... v good.

Fact: 2005 was the last release of new material

Fact: It's now over 7 years later

Fact: There are 7 years between 85-92

Fact: 2005 is 20 years past 1985

Speculation: Richard is working on SAW 05- 12

holy fuck yes ^

Speculation2: But he won't release it.

it's so good that for the sake of humanity it can't be released

selected ambient twerks 2005-2012

featuring Miley Cyrus

*tongue out of cheek*

i wanna be your sledgehammer licker

  On 10/27/2013 at 8:48 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

i wanna be your sledgehammer licker

you already are

Selected Dieantwoord Woorks 05-12

  On 10/27/2013 at 8:27 PM, Taciturn said:

Fact: 2005 was the last release of new material

Fact: It's now over 7 years later

Fact: There are 7 years between 85-92

Fact: 2005 is 20 years past 1985

Speculation: Richard is working on SAW 05- 12

the math appears to check out, but i think this list has been arranged using preference, with the intent to make a point.