Candiru Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 People are worried about sharp objects in Halloween candy. This comes from an ancient Floridian custom of putting barbed wire around pastries to thwart unwanted arranged marriages and keep the bloodline pure. This was acted upon by putting an armadillo on a raft and sending it down a river. If it returns with a branch of lingonberries, action must be swift and brutal. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2670289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dingformung Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/5/2018 at 6:17 PM, Candiru said: People are worried about sharp objects in Halloween candy. This comes from an ancient Floridian custom of putting barbed wire around pastries to thwart unwanted arranged marriages and keep the bloodline pure. This was acted upon by putting an armadillo on a raft and sending it down a river. If it returns with a branch of lingonberries, action must be swift and brutal. optimize friction wi31 has have On 10/5/2018 at 11:16 PM, eczem said: lam lam lam lam lam lam lam lam lam din din rek r din waterproof shpinklewiggle (size Depl On 10/6/2018 at 1:02 AM, fletcher said: visor.net visar.et, baser.shed et.et. det.det HEHEHE On 10/8/2018 at 1:45 PM, hoggy said: 3 Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents On 10/8/2018 at 3:56 PM, Ovitus said: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA rimsi was an English singer, songwriter, record producer, and philanthropist Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2670685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 some fuckin dingleberry put the shitmop in the pissbucket can't have anything nice around here Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2670686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eczem Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Samsquanch is real Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide eczem's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2670816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 John Pinkelbaum's eyelashes hadn't been bothering him as they had Hadrich's brow-less half-sister. She was around 6/456 stone at the time but felt much larger, even when far away. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2670821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Basterd STAHPStop HUEEGHLook at 'em go DARRGH Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2670855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 i won't not fuck you the fuck up Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eczem Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 Uh with a pete zuh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide eczem's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Candiru Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Squimblepox herefore to froth needlessly upon the weeping chasm of Schadenfreude in a prison of bubble wrap 200 years from now while oceans of hummus devour all that is sacred in a vacuum of moral and spiritual terpitude in yo mums buttox Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 haha lmao random thread is random lmao Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 lips and assholes go together like hips and torsos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Everybody get random, do something random Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) Gettin rando in the bando skrrrttt Edited October 11, 2018 by Candiru Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 random number generators be fuckin up mah game Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rando%20Calrissian Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car? Axel What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who used to be a boxer? Big Ears What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bank? Buck What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your shoulder? Chip What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and his friend hanging around a window? Curt 'n Rod What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs covered with oil? Derrick What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a spade? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs without a spade? Douglas What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs flying over the fence? Homer What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a GMC? Jimmy What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bathroom? John What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs impaled on a stick? Lance What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a porch? Mat What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on a piece of paper? Mark What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a stage? Mike What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a hill? Roland What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a bush? Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a pet rabbit? Warren What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs floating on a pond? Lily What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs hanging on a clothes line? Peg What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs between two slices of bread? Patty Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Salvatorin Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 frenetic bitches echo across the canyon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72329-write-something-random/page/7/#findComment-2671792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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