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People are worried about sharp objects in Halloween candy. This comes from an ancient Floridian custom of putting barbed wire around pastries to thwart unwanted arranged marriages and keep the bloodline pure. This was acted upon by putting an armadillo on a raft and sending it down a river. If it returns with a branch of lingonberries, action must be swift and brutal.

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  On 10/5/2018 at 6:17 PM, Candiru said:

People are worried about sharp objects in Halloween candy. This comes from an ancient Floridian custom of putting barbed wire around pastries to thwart unwanted arranged marriages and keep the bloodline pure. This was acted upon by putting an armadillo on a raft and sending it down a river. If it returns with a branch of lingonberries, action must be swift and brutal.

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