Pineapple Appreciation

I imagine i'm sucking on big hairy balls every time I eat a kiwi, but it doesn't bother me enough to stop eating them. Just bought 15 more in fact!

What's a kiwi berry?

Pineapple is good. I like it shoved sideways into my rectum, with vinegar and hydrochloric acid for lube.

The little umbrella is optional.

Also yeah, what's a kiwi berry?

Oh, just looked them up. The mini kiwis that grow on vines? Pretty sure my boss is growing some.

  On 4/7/2012 at 2:58 AM, StephenG said:

Pineapple is good. I like it shoved sideways into my rectum, with vinegar and hydrochloric acid for lube.

that can be arranged

  On 4/7/2012 at 3:01 AM, fiznuthian said:

Oh, just looked them up. The mini kiwis that grow on vines? Pretty sure my boss is growing some.

Wow that would be great, kiwi flavored berries. I am going to see if they sell them where I live.

  On 4/7/2012 at 3:01 AM, Lindrum Larry Cocopipe said:

  On 4/7/2012 at 2:58 AM, StephenG said:

Pineapple is good. I like it shoved sideways into my rectum, with vinegar and hydrochloric acid for lube.

 

that can be arranged

hook it up buttercup, please do me the honor of wrapping it in barbed wire first. :cerious:

After carefuel consideration, I will have to decline using a pineapple in the manner suggsted in the posts above.

Pineapples are for eating, silly.

  On 4/7/2012 at 11:28 AM, Candiru said:

After carefuel consideration, I will have to decline using a pineapple in the manner suggsted in the posts above.

 

Pineapples are for eating, silly.

Who are you to judge how I appreciate my pineapples!?! :cerious:

heh jk. I'm having second thoughts now too. Maybe I'll just slice some up over ice cream.

  On 4/7/2012 at 7:10 PM, Lindrum Larry Cocopipe said:

 

bahahaahaha those are great. Are those your own shops or somewhere off the net?

Coconut milk pineapple kiwi smoothie

1 Pineapple

4 Kiwifruits

1 Can coconut milk

Blend it.

  On 4/7/2012 at 8:45 PM, fiznuthian said:

Coconut milk pineapple kiwi smoothie

 

1 Pineapple

4 Kiwifruits

1 Can coconut milk

 

Blend it.

low fat or regular fat for the coconut milk?

  On 4/7/2012 at 8:45 PM, fiznuthian said:

Coconut milk pineapple kiwi smoothie

 

1 Pineapple

4 Kiwifruits

1 Can coconut milk

 

Blend it.

get that kiwi out of there

I blended it.. with the skin bitches.

Pineapple was naked tho

No I will not remove the kiwi.. which is a slightly superior but only very slightly superior fruit.

  On 4/7/2012 at 8:48 PM, fiznuthian said:

I blended it.. with the skin bitches.

Pineapple was naked tho

 

No I will not remove the kiwi.. which is a slightly superior but only very slightly superior fruit.

a hairy smoothie? that doesn't even make sense

I like to grind my front teeth on the fibrous hairy skin bits. Strawberries are nice in the same way, leaving little crunchy seeds in a smoothie to chew on.

I'll give pineapple credit.. it's the better pairing with coconut milk. Perhaps both being tropical foods it was inevitable.

banana

coconut milk

splash of vanilla

slice of pineapple on the rim

  On 4/7/2012 at 8:59 PM, Lindrum Larry Cocopipe said:

banana

coconut milk

splash of vanilla

slice of pineapple on the rim

This would be good with some rum in it I think.

It'd be good without rum too I s'pose. lol

  On 4/7/2012 at 9:01 PM, StephenG said:

  On 4/7/2012 at 8:59 PM, Lindrum Larry Cocopipe said:

banana

coconut milk

splash of vanilla

slice of pineapple on the rim

 

This would be good with some rum in it I think.

 

It'd be good without rum too I s'pose. lol

definitely

That sounds pretty good. Banana is fantastic in any smoothie.

Stephen, I opt for the full-fat coconut milk.. coconut's saturated fat is awesome and good for the gut.

Sounds good, I think I might pick up some of these ingredients and a bottle of rum and give this a try!

Thanks guys =)

Grilled pineapple, chicken, onions, broccoli, and peppers on sticks. Fucking delicious.

Guys, the best fruit+milk combo is watermelon milk. Pineapple ain't got shit on watermelon when it comes to milk. 'Nuff said.

edit:

Oh, you guys were talkin' coconut milk. My bad.

  On 4/7/2012 at 9:09 PM, gmanyo said:

Guys, the best fruit+milk combo is watermelon milk. Pineapple ain't got shit on watermelon when it comes to milk. 'Nuff said.

that sounds fucking disgusting tbh