Post Your Most Recent Burger

BBQ sauce can fuck off I disown mates if they slather that stuff on near me.

I had a burger-eating vacation extravaganza earlier this week.

chicken AND beef?

blasphemy!

Chicken N Beef is pretty Standard on Burgers these Days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-yTaW9vdY

nice looking burgers!

  On 3/9/2015 at 8:13 AM, yek said:

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HAHA! YES! Love that guy! He's my new God.

Those tall multi-story burgers are dumb and impossible to eat. I did a burger which packs in the same amount of calories but i tried to flatten it out a bit and make it more edible for the average jaw. I layed the 4 grilled burgers out in a square on the loaf and packed in a lot salad (including {bizarrely} asparagus).

But it was still too unwieldy, and fell apart if you didn't hold it right. You could get a bite out of it, but you had to hold it together with both hands and started it falling apart.

A Big Mac is the correct proportion for a burger. Making a burger bigger is dumb and does not add to the taste experience.

There is no point cooking big burgers unless you're an anaconda who can dislocate your jaw to consume it whole. Infact a burgers too flimsy for an anaconda and it would fall apart upon the snakes jaw flexing exercises as it sized up its prey, it would accidentally nudge the top bun with its fang and all the lettuce would slip out.

Ive not actually eaten a big mac for years, had one the other week, they are tiny. definetely not the right proportion for a burger. the right proportion for a burger for me is just smaller than a cd, and around 1.5-2 inches thick.

yea I had a double cheeseburger at BK the other day, mostly because if BCMs posts. the thing was fucking tiny as hell. the "patty" was pretty damn close to what I remember White Castle being.

BK'd it again...classic Whopper with cheese

also i find the smaller BK burgers to be real dense so they kind of still fill you up even though they're teeny. if you're gonna go BK though you're best off going for a Whopper innit.

you seriously must be near the only good BK in the world, or the BK where all the BK publicity photos come from

Paddington BK man, i'm telling you...they've got their fucking shit together

  On 4/25/2015 at 1:09 AM, baph said:

you seriously must be near the only good BK in the world, or the BK where all the BK publicity photos come from

lol yes. i'm tempted to go to hungry jacks and take some pics to bring this thread back to reality a little bit because that is NOT what burger king/hungry jacks/whateversamething looks like over here hahaha

[insert picture of a great fucking burger right here - the upload function doesn't work]

pics or gtfo

Italo burger from Byron, pretty fucking good and smelled great.

  On 4/25/2015 at 12:06 PM, Squee said:

dayuuuummmmmmm

  On 4/25/2015 at 1:09 AM, baph said:

you seriously must be near the only good BK in the world, or the BK where all the BK publicity photos come from

  On 4/25/2015 at 12:06 PM, Squee said:

burger

  On 4/25/2015 at 12:06 PM, Squee said:

Kind of looks like a jizz patty, but I imagine that's melted cheese? =/

  On 4/28/2015 at 7:52 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 4/25/2015 at 12:06 PM, Squee said:

 

Kind of looks like a jizz patty, but I imagine that's melted cheese? =/

Cheese jizz.

mmmmm