Post Your Most Recent Burger

  On 4/15/2016 at 12:38 AM, Herr Jan said:

Had this today, might be one of the best burgers I ever had. Incredible.

 

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ok today is WATMM BURGER ROULETTE

where watmm gets to choose burger for phling and his girlfriend at The Bird:

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All burgers are made from 250+ grams of premium German beef. The quality is high enough that other places would serve it as steak, but here it goes through our grinder every day to become the best burger this side of the Atlantic. Grilled to order and served with our freshly hand-cut fries, lettuce, tomato, red onion and a homemade pickle.

 

Burgers from the Griddle

 

Da Birdhouse. House Burger. 11,50€

The Big Crack. 11,50€

Lousy Hunter. Veggie option. 12,00€

 

Burgers from the Grill

 

Ghetto Burger. Plain burger. 9,50€

Ghetto Deluxe. American cheese. 11,00€

The Dumb Texan. With a fried Egg. 11,00€

The Jack. Blue Cheese dressing. 11,50€

The Flaming Roger. Swiss Cheese. 11,50€

Cheddar Burger. Only Cheddar. 11,50€

The Fat Stingy Gonzales. Gaucamole and Salsa Verde. 12,50€

Breakfast Burger. Bacon and Egg. 12,00€

Patty Melt. Grilled Rye, Onions, Swiss and American Cheese. 12,00€

Bronx Jon. Swiss and Mushrooms. 12,00€

The Drunk Ghetto. Ghetto with onions and a shot of Absolut Vodka. 12,00€

The Filthy Harry. Bacon and Cheddar. 12,50€

BBQ Burger. The Harry and BBQ Sauce

The Dr. Zian. Bacon and Stilton Cheese. 13,00€

Da Woiks. Cheese, Bacon, Onions and Mushrooms. 13,50€

Chili Cheese Burger. Cheddar and Chilli Con Carne. 13,00€

The Big Rock. Swiss, Bacon, Jalapeños & Salsa Verde. 13,50€

The Bronx Bomb. Buffalo Mozzarella und Marinara Sauce. 14,00€

http://www.thebirdinberlin.com/burgers.html

dunno how to poll.. which burgers shall we indulge in, watmm?

will post pics

The Fat Stingy Gonzales!

after eating out at wendys today i noticed that i had human hair inside of my mouth

  On 5/7/2016 at 9:01 PM, clarktrent said:

after eating out at wendys today

what was her name?

please say wendy lol

  On 5/7/2016 at 8:42 PM, Squee said:

The Fat Stingy Gonzales!

with cheddar - was great. so full rn...

girlfriend had cheddar/bacon/onion/mushroom:

Jesus fucking Christ that looks good!! God damn!!

Is this guacamole (or maybe just avocado) ?

thread continues to deliver

  On 5/7/2016 at 11:23 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 5/7/2016 at 9:01 PM, clarktrent said:

after eating out at wendys today

what was her name?

 

please say wendy lol

 

yes, was the pube red?

fuck, though love some wendys... frostys! choice.

  On 5/8/2016 at 12:32 AM, Perezvon said:

Is this guacamole (or maybe just avocado) ?

Guacamole with Salsa Verde on top... never had such burger before, awesome choice Squee :)

inside was like - dayum:

  On 5/7/2016 at 11:53 PM, phling said:

 

  On 5/7/2016 at 8:42 PM, Squee said:

The Fat Stingy Gonzales!

 

with cheddar - was great. so full rn...

 

girlfriend had cheddar/bacon/onion/mushroom:

 

 

that looks like a really delicious burger, might move to germany

  On 5/8/2016 at 11:41 AM, phling said:

 

  On 5/8/2016 at 12:32 AM, Perezvon said:

Is this guacamole (or maybe just avocado) ?

Guacamole with Salsa Verde on top... never had such burger before, awesome choice Squee :)

inside was like - dayum:

 

 

  On 5/7/2016 at 11:53 PM, phling said:

 

  On 5/7/2016 at 8:42 PM, Squee said:

The Fat Stingy Gonzales!

girlfriend had cheddar/bacon/onion/mushroom:

 

 

Holy hell

  On 5/7/2016 at 11:53 PM, phling said:

 

  On 5/7/2016 at 8:42 PM, Squee said:

The Fat Stingy Gonzales!

with cheddar - was great. so full rn...

girlfriend had cheddar/bacon/onion/mushroom:

Fuuuuuuuck meeeeee

we both had nightmares last night. Possibly from being too full, or from raw meat dunno.

my nightmare was, I was in a kind of Indiana Jones dungeon, wading through chest-high water. Pressed a button or something, a snake came out of a hole and swam towards me at high speed and bit me in the left tit. Woke the fuck up and woke her up too cause I stomped a foot on the ground.

her nightmare was her grandma dying slowly in a graphical way and she couldn't help.

Burgers were still fucking awesome tho

  On 5/8/2016 at 10:30 PM, phling said:

we both had nightmares last night. Possibly from being too full, or from raw meat dunno.

 

my nightmare was, I was in a kind of Indiana Jones dungeon, wading through chest-high water. Pressed a button or something, a snake came out of a hole and swam towards me at high speed and bit me in the left tit. Woke the fuck up and woke her up too cause I stomped a foot on the ground.

 

her nightmare was her grandma dying slowly in a graphical way and she couldn't help.

 

Burgers were still fucking awesome tho

Worth it

  On 5/8/2016 at 11:41 AM, phling said:

 

  On 5/8/2016 at 12:32 AM, Perezvon said:

Is this guacamole (or maybe just avocado) ?

Guacamole with Salsa Verde on top... never had such burger before, awesome choice Squee :)

inside was like - dayum:

 

 

Fuck!

I must live in a really crappy place, because I find decent burgers around here, but there's nowhere that serves godly masterpieces like this... I need to either move or do some more traveling.

  On 5/8/2016 at 10:30 PM, phling said:

we both had nightmares last night. Possibly from being too full, or from raw meat dunno.

 

my nightmare was, I was in a kind of Indiana Jones dungeon, wading through chest-high water. Pressed a button or something, a snake came out of a hole and swam towards me at high speed and bit me in the left tit. Woke the fuck up and woke her up too cause I stomped a foot on the ground.

 

her nightmare was her grandma dying slowly in a graphical way and she couldn't help.

 

Burgers were still fucking awesome tho

Haha that's crazy, sounds like those killer burgers and their pink juicy flesh transcended into visceral primordial visions of animal instinct, survival and hunt. lol

makes me wanna be Indiana jones grilling up local chuck beef burgers out on the range awaiting an archeological dig to discover lost jewels.

Holy shit, a 4lb. heart attack on a plate

habit burger. it's kind of like a cross between 5 guys and Burger King. it has that char taste. pretty damn good...

bonus points for boc reference

looks ultra deece