Things people write on Facebook

  On 4/8/2013 at 8:27 AM, marf said:

I curse the day i signed up to Facebook. Now i think maybe ill miss something or an opportunity, but i REALLY want to permanently delete and go back to anonymity. Anyone delete themselves ? Hows it working out?

deleted every one of my (6+) facebook profiles in 2009 or 2010, can't quite remember. I had a bunch of 'facebook performance art' profiles of different fictional personas. I treated facebook just like one big platform to try and forcefeed surreal, challenging behavior down hundreds of people's gullets.

I'm so glad I stopped doing that

Herbs used:
Yarrow
Cedar
Juniper
Fruit trees sprigs
Birch or Ash sprigs

Use to sweep away negativity and to sweep your magic circle clean. ( Please always remeber to be courteous to our tree family and to ask permission before removing branches from the tree).

Great advise!

*jots it down*

ARMY STUFF Y'ALL!

HUURAAAAAAAAA

(there's actually one on my friends-list that post all this cringeworthy shit once or twice a day)

  On 4/14/2013 at 2:14 PM, Salvatorin said:

 

  On 4/8/2013 at 8:27 AM, marf said:

I curse the day i signed up to Facebook. Now i think maybe ill miss something or an opportunity, but i REALLY want to permanently delete and go back to anonymity. Anyone delete themselves ? Hows it working out?

deleted every one of my (6+) facebook profiles in 2009 or 2010, can't quite remember. I had a bunch of 'facebook performance art' profiles of different fictional personas. I treated facebook just like one big platform to try and forcefeed surreal, challenging behavior down hundreds of people's gullets.

 

I'm so glad I stopped doing that

 

Supposedly you can permanently get rid of your [ f] account by deactivating it and simply not log back in, thereby automatically deleting after two weeks of non-usage.

So that's what I did last night so I could stop bitching about it.

  On 4/16/2013 at 11:59 PM, LimpyLoo said:

  On 4/17/2013 at 1:24 AM, uptown devil said:

 

  On 4/16/2013 at 11:59 PM, LimpyLoo said:

 

edit: oh hell, did you guys see it too?

Hopefully when the baby is here I wont have time to research bullshit friends post on facebook (I say research..hard to find publishing right, but I knew he was WRONG. VERY WRONG. This whole Thatcher thing has gone on for too long I I keep getting sucked into bullshit statuses)

(I need to stop using brackets so much, but they're so good!)

  On 4/17/2013 at 1:25 AM, triachus said:

 

edit: oh hell, did you guys see it too?

 

  On 4/17/2013 at 1:40 AM, rixxx said:

Hopefully when the baby is here I wont have time to research bullshit friends post on facebook (I say research..hard to find publishing right, but I knew he was WRONG. VERY WRONG. This whole Thatcher thing has gone on for too long I I keep getting sucked into bullshit statuses)

 

(I need to stop using brackets so much, but they're so good!)

 

wtf lol

I'd be very curious to know where/how that person got that bum info (as well as the confidence to present it that way)

welcome to the internet, where people can make up shit! post shit that is completely unfounded! (hi watmm)

So this guy I know that went through some serious things, including heavy over-the-top lsd usage, just uploaded (and then 'shared'...) this thing:

Maybe he has completely gone off the deep end, and might continue to post stuff like this. Hopefully.

please keep us updated, that is amazing

  On 4/14/2013 at 7:07 PM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 4/14/2013 at 2:14 PM, Salvatorin said:

 

  On 4/8/2013 at 8:27 AM, marf said:

I curse the day i signed up to Facebook. Now i think maybe ill miss something or an opportunity, but i REALLY want to permanently delete and go back to anonymity. Anyone delete themselves ? Hows it working out?

deleted every one of my (6+) facebook profiles in 2009 or 2010, can't quite remember. I had a bunch of 'facebook performance art' profiles of different fictional personas. I treated facebook just like one big platform to try and forcefeed surreal, challenging behavior down hundreds of people's gullets.

 

I'm so glad I stopped doing that

 

Supposedly you can permanently get rid of your [ f] account by deactivating it and simply not log back in, thereby automatically deleting after two weeks of non-usage.

 

So that's what I did last night so I could stop bitching about it.

 

it won't go away after two weeks. i deactivated, left it for maybe 5 months, and logged right back in when i wanted to return. i'm not sure it ever goes away.

if you want to permanently delete fb click here

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:10 PM, isaki said:

please keep us updated, that is amazing

Yeah. I never know what to expect of him. Last times I met him he kept coming up with his own fairy tale stories and had to write them down immediately. After that he wrote blues songs of 18 minutes long or so. After that he created this character and drew adventure comics of it. After that he took pictures of everyone so he could print, cut them out, and put them in a little theater he had created on his table. After that he didn't do anything and just read Tolstoy.

He didn't upload any of that tho.

  On 4/14/2013 at 5:28 PM, Ceerial said:

ARMY STUFF Y'ALL!

 

HUURAAAAAAAAA

 

(there's actually one on my friends-list that post all this cringeworthy shit once or twice a day)

 

 

 

^lolwut

Is he actually in the military? I've noticed some of friends and family of mine in the military are very apolitical and never ever post this lame "gung-ho" stuff whereas others share such stupid images as if they're ordered to. The ones who post this stuff tend to be single young adult males in the army or marines. I'm very odd in the sense that I'm a huge military history and technology enthusiast and I find all those examples as ludicrous and idiotic.

Nunu?

It doesn't take a genius to figure that out lol wtf.

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A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist & entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rise again, and he is still alive....

'Jesus'

I have done my part by sharing this with you, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me,

I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'

You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this.. No way!

I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T..D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'

Pass this message round

by simply liking the secret show page. and type "Amen"

You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore.

dont forget to like the secret show page. For your

more updates

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  On 4/17/2013 at 4:55 PM, essines said:

***A MUST READ***

A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist & entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rise again, and he is still alive....

'Jesus'

I have done my part by sharing this with you, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me,

I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'

You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this.. No way!

I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T..D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

 

'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'

Pass this message round

by simply liking the secret show page. and type "Amen"

You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore.

 

dont forget to like the secret show page. For your

more updates

*

very true...

edit:

that barbie thing is fucking incredible