Things people write on Facebook

that women need to stop abusing men. its getting out of hand.

  On 5/6/2013 at 1:44 PM, spratters said:

BBQ RULES:

 

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

(1) The woman buys the food.

 

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

 

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

 

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

 

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

 

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

 

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

 

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

 

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

 

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

I would give it my 'thumbs up' for dis-/approval.

Actually why not just skip step 5 and 8...

yeah...

They forgot the bits where the man has to clean the grill in the morning, mow the lawn they will be standing on, trim the hedges and go and pick up the LPG tank refill. And importantly where he works all week while so they can afford the planned bbQ, while the wife sits at home watching dr. phil and eating bon bons (the kids are being babysat by the local school using taxes gathered from the guys working).

So all in all it balances out, everyone has their specialties, and shouldn't be so uptight about what should be a nice weekend activity, not another excuse for pointless resentment and petty point scoring.

;-] :: [-;

they forgot part where the man watch all of neon genesis evangelion and analyze carefully, evaluate inner motive of characters + secret origin of all prophesies + EVA, fantasize lick asuka breast

that man has no wife.

  On 4/17/2013 at 4:53 PM, cult fiction said:

A genius compared to an idiot who can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're".

FFS!!!

fucking lol

I assure you it is from my fb news feed.

  On 5/8/2013 at 12:49 PM, usagi said:

no one could have posted that. come on.

you can tell it's real by the heavy jpeg compression

i just reposted that on my facebook. excellent stuff.

facebook really brings out the narcissists doesnt it'?

"My workday took an unexpected turn when an errant duck and her seven ducklings wandered through our busy parking lot. I ended up spending half an hour chasing them away from the highway and into a small pond and, with the help of a coworker, even recovered an eighth duckling that had gotten separated from the rest of the group and reunited it with its mother. As a result the other reps in my department have rechristened me the Duck Whisperer. Okay"

(regarding the pic Madame posted)

Only a complete idiot could have come up with something like that and be sincere about it. Their substituting of the words "you" and "for" for the abbreviations "u" and "4" respectively would certainly be evidence to their idiocy though. They are short words to begin with, so I fail to see how they necessitate any abbreviation at all.

I just assumed those were Prince lyrics.

"Week 9 - Day 60 ¯\(シ)/¯!! — at 24 Hour Fitness - Santa Monica, CA."

This popped up in my news feed...

  On 5/8/2013 at 12:25 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

FFS!!!

Hahahaha!!!!112

2deep4me:

  On 5/10/2013 at 3:58 PM, Ceerial said:

2deep4me:

 

lol someone posted that shit in my feed too.

Here's one I saw all night that made me want to unfriend at least 20 people:

"OMG vampire diaries tonight was insane!"

  On 3/26/2013 at 5:36 AM, scones to die for said:

i dont get it, whats funny about giraffes?

"Please, let us post whatever we want, and not your kind"

  On 5/10/2013 at 8:28 PM, triachus said:

 

 

 

"Please, let us post whatever we want, and not your kind"

If religion were some inert thing like alien abductees or palm-reading then yeah absolutely everyone should live and let live.

But religion tries to inject itself education, politics etc so IMO it's fair game to challenge it at any and every turn.

"So note to self: Don't drink a bottle of Vodkas last few drops that you and your friends were swigging out of the bottle on the beach 4 years ago. Gave me a little food poisoning last night and it was the Skull Vodka too. Damn."