Things people write on Facebook

Someone wanna post all the accounts of people affronting God and not being smitten?

god sounds like an arsehole.

Dawkins is doing pretty well to stay alive then.

yes the alleged all-loving God

that takes petty murderous revenge if you speak ill of him

Sorry guys- this is Rixxx's mother, she has been found dead in her bed severely mutilated and made into a giant arsehole.

This is god's doing, she should have known god would smite her.

BELIEVE OR DIE.

etc.

guys i cant get over that barbie thing omg

obviously all immigrants are tatted-up thugs

Hrmm... but the white father in the first pick looks like a rapist/sadist.

Tough call.

  On 4/17/2013 at 4:54 PM, StephenG said:

Nunu?

 

It doesn't take a genius to figure that out lol wtf.

It's a trap.

  On 4/18/2013 at 6:27 AM, DerWaschbar said:

Hrmm... but the white father in the first pick looks like a rapist/sadist.

Tough call.

And the mom defo looks like a meth addict street hoe. But at least they're citizen meth addict pedos. ;-p

*was smoking, while smoking his cigarette*

i was going to say he just looks gay (ie: xxx's 'Surgeon face' theory ), not a rapist/sadist. Although i suppose you could call him a gay rapist

  On 4/18/2013 at 9:24 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

i was going to say he just looks gay (ie: xxx's 'Surgeon face' theory ), not a rapist/sadist. Although i suppose you could call him a gay rapist

So the daughters are safe then. /phew ..

  On 4/18/2013 at 10:29 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 4/18/2013 at 9:24 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

i was going to say he just looks gay (ie: xxx's 'Surgeon face' theory ), not a rapist/sadist. Although i suppose you could call him a gay rapist

 

So the daughters are safe then. /phew ..

 

But who will protect the immigrants aliens?

  On 4/18/2013 at 3:14 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

America scares me, how it's open racism is just so....open?!

ugughgughguhghghhgugh

  On 4/18/2013 at 6:06 AM, LimpyLoo said:

obviously all immigrants are tatted-up mexicans

fixed

  On 4/18/2013 at 3:14 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

I'm of hispanic origin and i dont have any tattoos and in high school i was beat up by a drunk white guy with lots of tattoos.

New parent: *endless trove of baby pics and facts for new parents*

YOUR KID IS NOT THAT FUCKING CUTE

  On 4/19/2013 at 2:50 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

New parent: *endless trove of baby pics and facts for new parents*

 

 

YOUR KID IS NOT THAT FUCKING CUTE

Thank you sir for addressing this. Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way (despite having contributed obligatory Likes and am therefore a hypocrite)

Saw this as a heading for a Cracked article on their FB page

People are flocking to take a tour aboard a big naval ship in my city's port before it leaves, and now they're complaining about the long wait and being stuck in traffic.

"OOH OOH I WANNA GO SEE BIG BOAT. WHAA WHAA I HAVE TO WAIT CUZ TOO MANY PEOPLE."

Well no shit you dumbshits.

BBQ RULES:

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

the best are those that are telling you that with liking the picture you show a big respect or mercy to shown person...

  On 5/6/2013 at 2:33 PM, Muflontillah said:

the best are those that are telling you that with liking the picture you show a big respect or mercy to shown person...

uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

what exactly is the message in that bbq thing?