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I love horror too, but anything with a sheen of Hollywood gloss on it instantly seems like shit and puts me off.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

It's very primitive and it's full of jump scares but a lot of scenes are also just straight up creepy simply due to very simple things that I won't spoil here. Overall, it's just a really old school horror movie with tons of pretty classy jump scares. It's kinda classy in a way. But maybe I'm just an easy target. All I know is that James Wan knows how to create imagery that scare the living fuck out of me...

 

 

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  On 6/5/2016 at 12:57 PM, usagi said:

really? it's actually worth watching? I always dismiss that stuff out of hand.

 

i heard from a friend it's pretty good. i'm going to see it on wednesday.

watched these over the last couple nights...

 

mr right. not terrible actually, subverted the usual romcom nonsense in weird way. fight scenes were really well shot. rza was good. kind of like a shitter romcom version of grosse point blank.

 

london is falling, eugh, i knew it was going to be shite, and it was. like the last one it really revelled in the good guys getting completely massacred at the start, I think I can predict how #3 is going to work itself out.

 

10 cloverfield lane, great, ending was great (I did lol a few times, but that's no bad thing). i have a thing for mary elizabeth winstead, so maybe I'm biased.

mr right. not terrible actually, subverted the usual romcom nonsense in a very weird way. fight scenes were really well shot. rza was good.

yeah, I heard it's not terrible, actually.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

editor acting screwy there, I cut and pasted that last paragraph up to the top (my ocd reminded me to put the movies in the order I watched them), but it seems to have pasted it back in prior to posting via magic.

Some standout films watched during the last few months:

 

Tangerine

Prince of Broadway

Ape

Buzzard

Victoria

 

Looking forward to Joel Potrykus' (Ape, Buzzard) latest film The Alchemist Cookbook.

foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store'

patayda chips

apple cracker thangies

carrots in brown paper bag

  On 6/6/2016 at 2:58 AM, caze said:

i have a thing for mary elizabeth winstead, so maybe I'm biased.

i really liked this one. ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3021360/

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X-Men Apocalypse. Pretty decent for a fun movie. Apocalypse himself was a little bit of a letdown physically, but otherwise good.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 6/6/2016 at 6:29 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

 

  On 6/6/2016 at 2:58 AM, caze said:

i have a thing for mary elizabeth winstead, so maybe I'm biased.

i really liked this one. ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3021360/

 

 

 

That's a good'n

  On 6/6/2016 at 10:52 PM, chenGOD said:

X-Men Apocalypse. Pretty decent for a fun movie. Apocalypse himself was a little bit of a letdown physically, but otherwise good.

ya. not nearly as bad as i thought it'd be

 

not good though

 

also saw lobster. was pretty okay

Watched Valhalla and Only God Forgives.

Valhalla was pretty good.

Only God Forgives was pretty bad.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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lobster was alright

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 6/8/2016 at 7:27 AM, Gocab said:

Watched Valhalla and Only God Forgives.

Valhalla was pretty good.

Only God Forgives was pretty bad.

 

what's Valhalla? Valhalla Rising?

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Yes. I'm dumb.

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 6/9/2016 at 6:29 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 6/8/2016 at 7:27 AM, Gocab said:

Watched Valhalla and Only God Forgives.

Valhalla was pretty good.

Only God Forgives was pretty bad.

 

what's Valhalla? Valhalla Rising?

 

 

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The Martian

Wow, that was terrible. Proper painting by numbers job. the epitome of a waste of time.

 

Matt's character is painfully smug/10

 

 

Red Dawn

Lil' disappointed, but didn't really have the highest expectations going into it. I can see the appeal to the US audience, bit scary really.

Was swayze meant to be a teenager in this?/10

oh fuck i forgot about the martian. it was like a block of really boring wood (wood can be lush, so not the lush kind). matt damen just being a boring twat then omg disaster but then everything's fine bc science. finally, awesome shot of some guy obviously not matt damen bc skinny.

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finally watched this for myself last night. forget what i said last time- it's not good. much worse than the previous one imo despite vera farmiga looking five hundred times hotter this time around

 

 

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4.5 english girls with rotten teeth out of 10 (i swear none of them are smoking)

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  On 6/9/2016 at 3:43 PM, Alcofribas said:

oh fuck i forgot about the martian. it was like a block of really boring wood (wood can be lush, so not the lush kind). matt damen just being a boring twat then omg disaster but then everything's fine bc science. finally, awesome shot of some guy obviously not matt damen bc skinny.

iPad toilet flusher
  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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