Films Recently Watched

Finally took it upon myself to watch The Lawnmower Man: Director's Cut.

I did so just for the scene where Rosco the chimp (aka Cyboman) gets gunned down by that private security firm Dr. Angelo (Pierce Brosnan) works for. It was hilarious watching him flailing around like a distraught soccer mom.

Plot spoiler ahead

But yeah. Jobe tried to make up for his lifelong disability by turning into Super Jobe. Then tried to turn the world into some kind of Vaporwave hell. Big LOLs were had at the cheesy CGI, especially with Super Jobe turning G-men into Dippin' Dots and unleashing Vaporwave bees on security personnel.

Protip: Don't watch lawnmower man 2.

  On 10/4/2018 at 1:02 PM, Squee said:

Ok, to be fair I think hate the people who praise that movie as a masterpiece more than I hate the movie. Anyone who still hasn't grown out of their 16-20-year-old-phase and who still thinks it's cool to smoke weed and listen to The Dark Side of the Moon while watching 2001 is the worst. Take your weak ass weed and gluten free spelt bread somewhere else. And while you're at it, stop talking about Waking Life, please.

 

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that's quite a convergence of associations

there must be some way to enjoy the film beyond the bs filters/inferences?

plus, Kubrick.... the man didn't really do bunk

c'mon, you sound like Eugene here

  On 10/4/2018 at 1:02 PM, Squee said:

Ok, to be fair I think hate the people who praise that movie as a masterpiece more than I hate the movie. Anyone who still hasn't grown out of their 16-20-year-old-phase and who still thinks it's cool to smoke weed and listen to The Dark Side of the Moon while watching 2001 is the worst. Take your weak ass weed and gluten free spelt bread somewhere else. And while you're at it, stop talking about Waking Life, please.

 

 

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Waking Life is a fun movie because of the way it is edited (cel-shaded graphics, unpredictable camera shakes, cum on, what's not to like about that?) and because of the weirdass dialogues and 2001: A Space Odyssey is still a good movie and it aged particularly well in my opinion, it probably is better now than at the time it was released be it only because of the variety of movies available now that are influenced by it. Also, who listens to music while watching a film? Did anyone of your peer group do that in their/your "16-20-yearl-old-phase"? I think Waking Life holds a very special place in your heart and you are too proud to admit it, otherwise you wouldn't post a comment like this. I bet you were one of these especially philosophical "free spirits" that would smoke weed only because they thought it would enhance the experience of watching a certain movie when you where in your young times but now that you are mature you are "over it" and think it is "weak ass" hahah

cuntass

You should like a film just because you like it, not because of what anyone else thinks - sounds as if you have a chip on your shoulder about some old 'friends' of yours who just rubbed you the wrong way.

I think 2001 is the possibly the greatest film ever made, nothing comes close to it in it's scope and execution. It's just a pure gem. But that's just me!

Waking Life is also great.

Also, i'm pretty sure its Dark Side of the Moon mixed with The Wizard of Oz that peeps combine...but wouldn't be surprised about doing it to 2001 also.......sounds like a cool idea 

Waking Life was so boring that it resulted in my first makeout session in high school. 10/10 would rent again.

  On 10/6/2018 at 4:25 AM, Lada Laika said:

Waking Life was so boring that it resulted in my first makeout session in high school. 10/10 would rent again.

You could say it woke you into life...

sci-fi shortfilm that will be made into a movie soon

trailer for the long film: 

i just watched unsane by soderbergh and honestly wtf...

it's definetly on purpose but it looks so amateur and b rated and the soundtrack was completely ridiculous. at least it had kind of a fulfilling ending besides its predictability...

i guess it was meant as a sort of a wink to giallo movies?

  On 10/8/2018 at 6:10 PM, o00o said:

 

sci-fi shortfilm that will be made into a movie soon

trailer for the long film: 

 

Looks sweet - you always pray that stuff like this doesn't lose focus when being translated from short to long form (see Oculus, Lights Out, etc.) - but this looks like it might do it. 

Coupla of horror movies watched this weekend gearing up for Halloween n'such:

Malevolent

Something charming about this indie-ish horror flick. The best horror* roots itself in human issues of its characters, using the scares/supernatural bits as a reflection of the inner struggles of those they afflict. There is plenty of affliction to go around here, with a pretty spot-on look at the methods and effects of misogynist manipulators (of the DV variety), interestingly viewed through the lens of a sibling relationship (though this carries over and beyond to other characters as well). Death/insanity/addiction are all reflected at least pseudo-realistically in the characters, as are adoration, sacrifice, and something akin to love or, at least, kindness. 

Well shot, well directed, well-scripted, and well-acted, nevertheless things never quite seem to come follow through on what is a very promising set-up. That being said, would imagine fans of the indie-horror scene (e.g., Hereditary, It Follows, etc.) will find a lot to love here. This one never reaches quite the heights of those films (or what's promised by the first 2/3 acts), but there is something heartfelt and genuine going on in the middle of this thing - just wish they could have stuck the landing a bit better. 

SERIOUS SPOILERS THAT WILL RUIN THE ENDING SO PROCEED ONLY IF YOU DARE!!!! (spooooky halloweeen voiceee!!!!!)

3rd Eye [Thai Horror]

*unless that horror is a genre mashup of every US horror trope in the last 20 years, blended with what are (likely) extremely diluted and poorly researched indigenous myths, filtered through the lens of a director/culture that doesn't realize that some of those horror tropes are actually US directors aping (and in turn diluting) Asian horror cinema. At one point it's a ghost story, at another it's a possession tale, for a while it's sort of a zombie flick, sometimes a sort of cautionary witchcraft tale, and it all ends with what I can only describe as someone filming a live walkthrough of a JayCee's House of Horror halloween haunted house walk. It's a simulacrum of a simulacrum of a simulacrum, and is all the better for it. 

So, ok, this is by no means a "good" film. It's not even a "good bad" film. But it's a film that has probably evoked the most DIFFERENT types of reactions in me in any film to date. This film somehow managed to make me laugh out loud, literally (and heartily), at some of it's more histrionic aping of US (and other) horror memes, while also (somehow?) making me almost fall asleep at points,  shock scaring me occasionally, and THEN surprising the shit out of me many with its many, many late in the game twists. I mean, we're talking someone was like, "Fuck, we got funded? Ok, well, this is the ONLY horror film we will ever get to make, so let's put, like . . . . TWO M. Night Shamalyan twists in there. . . no wait, THREE. It's gotta be THREE." You could take a straw poll of me at 10 different times during this movie and gotten a completely different take at each one. 

In the end, not the worst way to waste a lazy Sunday evening. From a purely cultural/cinematic standpoint, it's sort of fascinating to see what another culture thinks about what a "pop" horror movie should look like. Early on, there's a fly-through of the house the mimics the James Wan Conjuring style introduction to the cast, but it's not carried off with the same sort of unique confidence or artistry, and ends moving through a horridly obvious CGI door (a shot that is repeated at least once more, to gradually lessening effect). That's sort of a metaphor for the whole thing (take that as you will). 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq01ymxJkMQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptbKzgKobeM

  On 10/8/2018 at 8:22 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i guess it was meant as a sort of a wink to giallo movies?

it was filmed on an iPhone to explore how much you can get out of phone cameras

Machine Girl is classic.

  On 10/8/2018 at 8:36 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Machine Girl is classic.

yes, watched it with my cousin last night, he dissed the fx bad  but i admire the main character's determination to get justice. and the mechanic lady is just too hot. tempura arm, drill bra, ,chainsaw arm, machine gun arm, this film has everything. including bad visual effects.

ankoku joshi is totally different, a schoolgirl murder mystery with lots of twists and turns. both are great films imo.

  On 10/8/2018 at 8:35 PM, darreichungsform said:

 

  On 10/8/2018 at 8:22 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i guess it was meant as a sort of a wink to giallo movies?

it was filmed on an iPhone to explore how much you can get out of phone cameras

I watched You Might Be The Killer. It was okay, I guess. Would've been way more fun if I'd been drunk, or if the story had strayed a little bit somewhere or tipped a touch more towards the humor. 

I also just watched (most of) Splice. It was bad. A caricature of 'rebelious scientists' make a hybrid animal/human baby, both end up sexing with the creature. Stupid, terrible shit. Not even fun, don't watch this, ever.

  On 10/8/2018 at 7:54 PM, THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON said:

i just watched unsane by soderbergh and honestly wtf...

it's definetly on purpose but it looks so amateur and b rated and the soundtrack was completely ridiculous. at least it had kind of a fulfilling ending besides its predictability...

I am a big Soderbergh fan, but Unsane is garbage. I don't mind the low budget aesthetic at all, Tangerine was shot on iPhones and I loved it. I was so bored watching Unsane that the boredom is the only thing I can remember.

  On 10/10/2018 at 4:25 PM, auxien said:

I also just watched (most of) Splice. It was bad. A caricature of 'rebelious scientists' make a hybrid animal/human baby, both end up sexing with the creature. Stupid, terrible shit. Not even fun, don't watch this, ever.

I <3 Splice, Seen it loads of times <3

yeah, it's great.

K, I'm definitely watching that, thanks for the rec

going to see this tomorrow as part of the BFI Film Fest. Looks good