Exciting news for fans of cryptids!!

http://www.dailytele...9-1226519548572

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NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witness’s state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way."

Uh what?

Oh god it's a [redacted]

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wtf

If that isn't a fake I'll be happy. I can't imagine it isn't though. But I can wish. Yes.

2012

  On 11/20/2012 at 1:00 PM, megapussi said:

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This is very much directly related.

that photo looks like it was taken at the dawn of the internet

wtf is this

  On 11/20/2012 at 5:25 PM, luke viia said:

that photo looks like it was taken at the dawn of the internet

  On 11/20/2012 at 5:25 PM, luke viia said:

wtf is this

  On 11/20/2012 at 5:25 PM, luke viia said:

the dawn of the internet

wtf

looks like the spawn of Sloth from The Goonies

I like the part where the source for the picture in the daily telegraph is the daily telegraph

bump. any news on this thing?

Aliens.

2 0 1 2

the thing that weirds me out about it the most, is that it seems to have human-like ears then this big... thing coming off it's head.

whatever it will just join it's taxidermied friends, the koi and sheep with human faces

Looks like a baby chupacabra.

Years ago a couple of friends and i went down to the tita kawa ranch in Colorado, a few of us went to the wild to hunt animals for dinner, one of the guys in our group started screaming saying he saw a demon-like creature, we laugh at him and made fun of his stupid claims but then all of the sudden this unknown creature attacked us, it looked like a dog with a human face and soft bendable horns, someone shoot it in the leg and the beast ran away, we ran back to the ranch and decided to never speak of the incident again, we ended up eating McDonalds.

This is just a picture of a deformed newborn, which was probably cast aside. The story is fake...because it's the internet.

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

The methods definitely line up with human nature though.

Man finds new, interesting species...and completely wipes it out of existence.

Aight, y'all post whatever you want about cryptids in here, doesn't have to be about this one instance.

  On 11/30/2012 at 1:30 AM, baph said:

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

edit: Stupid phone. sorry for double post.

  On 11/30/2012 at 1:30 AM, baph said:

looks like anencephaly.

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:04 AM, Friendly Foil said:

  On 11/30/2012 at 1:30 AM, baph said:

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

Congenital deformity of the brain/cranium resulting a small head and large, fish-like facial features...

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:17 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:04 AM, Friendly Foil said:

  On 11/30/2012 at 1:30 AM, baph said:

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

 

Congenital deformity of the brain/cranium resulting a small head and large, fish-like facial features...

Oh. yea, I probably won't look that up...

Maybe not..

I probably will..

Damn internet.