stupid first world achievements and successes

lol best moral of any story ever.

i'd hit it

flol

  On 12/21/2016 at 4:26 AM, yek said:

i'd hit it

with the weed in there?

wonder if you can get high from banging a chick who has weed stuffed in her popola. like a weed tampon. wow, weed in a tampon. the possibilities.

*drinks more battery fluid*

  On 12/21/2016 at 5:22 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 4:26 AM, yek said:

i'd hit it

with the weed in there?

 

wonder if you can get high from banging a chick who has weed stuffed in her popola. like a weed tampon. wow, weed in a tampon. the possibilities.

 

*drinks more battery fluid*

 

i've heard of women soaking tampons with vodka, so... 

  On 12/21/2016 at 9:03 AM, yek said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 5:22 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 4:26 AM, yek said:

i'd hit it

with the weed in there?

 

wonder if you can get high from banging a chick who has weed stuffed in her popola. like a weed tampon. wow, weed in a tampon. the possibilities.

 

*drinks more battery fluid*

 

i've heard of women soaking tampons with vodka, so...

But forreal I sent that pic to one of my friends and gladly stated I'd hit with without removing said weed like a muzzle loader.

Should be getting an offer by Friday to start a new job. I'll be managing this huuuuge store on tribal land that sells cannabis (in WA, no worries, it's legal) and getting paid a heap o' cash to do so.

The store is projected to do 12-15 million in sales in the first year... and tbh I think they're underestimating it because it's right by a very popular casino, duty free and gonna be a really nice spot where the nearest shop is a good 5+ miles away in a different city.

Should be nice to build a place from the ground up, pick vendors and train everyone to not suck at their job. Disposeable income means new gear too. Woot

  On 12/1/2016 at 3:30 PM, chenGOD said:

Drove 1612km (1002 miles) yesterday. Today's 1152km (716 miles) will be a breeze.

Where the fuck are you and why are you driving that much? Lemme guess, you're taking your son out of school and with you to vegas in your truck to compete in arm-wresting competitions?

Lol naw, moved to Ottawa. Work shit. I forgot how shitty snow is when you can't just drive off the mountain to escape it.

  On 12/21/2016 at 5:22 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 4:26 AM, yek said:

i'd hit it

with the weed in there?

 

wonder if you can get high from banging a chick who has weed stuffed in her popola. like a weed tampon. wow, weed in a tampon. the possibilities.

 

*drinks more battery fluid*

 

there's weed lube you can get for that 

  On 12/22/2016 at 4:11 AM, Glunk said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 5:22 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 4:26 AM, yek said:

i'd hit it

with the weed in there?

 

wonder if you can get high from banging a chick who has weed stuffed in her popola. like a weed tampon. wow, weed in a tampon. the possibilities.

 

*drinks more battery fluid*

 

there's weed lube you can get for that 

 

ha! wtf..

  On 12/22/2016 at 4:11 AM, Glunk said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 5:22 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/21/2016 at 4:26 AM, yek said:

i'd hit it

with the weed in there?

 

wonder if you can get high from banging a chick who has weed stuffed in her popola. like a weed tampon. wow, weed in a tampon. the possibilities.

 

*drinks more battery fluid*

 

there's weed lube you can get for that 

 

damn if I used that with a chick without her knowing she would think I have the best dick in the universe

lol

Elderly dude I'm friends with was getting frustrated with me for being lazy about replacing my car battery, so today he came to my work with a new one he just bought, drove me home and let me use his ratchet set to switch it out. Car is back, it's a chrimbus murricle! He wouldn't even let me pay him back (I'll find a way yet). Being friends with old people can be so awesome.

kind old people are some of the best of us as a species.

Finally got studded winter tires this morning for my car. A bit spendy but worth it.

Before today driving up a snow-covered hill successfully was a matter of chance. This time it took little effort.

(defibrillates thread)

Found out yesterday that a semi-coworker DJs and produces on the side, and is familiar with Ae, A Guy Called Gerald, Machine Drum, El-P, and other common favorite artists. No homo.

Just cool when you discover that somebody you've sort of known for roughly two years has hidden common music interests.

  On 1/7/2017 at 5:59 AM, ambermonk said:

 

 

Just cool when you discover that somebody you've sort of known for roughly two years has hidden common music interests.

I find these people are few and far between. Always nice to find. :)

  On 1/7/2017 at 7:43 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 1/7/2017 at 5:59 AM, ambermonk said:

 

 

Just cool when you discover that somebody you've sort of known for roughly two years has hidden common music interests.

I find these people are few and far between. Always nice to find. :)

I used to work with a dude who likes Aphex and a huge fan of drukQs. Very unexpected too.

Bought a $4,000 table for $750 all in. Warehouse sales. Love em.

I played the part of an adult this month and actually set a chunk of money aside in order to save (and not spend on synthesizers).

Read this as:

  On 1/18/2017 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

I played the part of an adult film this month and actually set a chunk of money aside in order to save (and not spend on synthesizers).

  On 12/21/2016 at 12:24 AM, Nebraska said:

not my own success or achievement but i thought it was worth sharing

 

Yesterday morning I received the first demo from a guy from LA who I asked if he wanted to do a tiny bit of rapping/talking on one of my tracks... and oh boy, I'm really digging this.

  On 1/18/2017 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

I played the part of an adult this month and actually set a chunk of money aside in order to save (and not spend on synthesizers).

dammmmmmn. was it hard to do ?