stupid first world achievements and successes

lol

(I bet it tasted roughly the same, though)

decided to order a box of edible anus' for my girlfriend. the description says "it's like a hershey's kiss. except it's an anus" perfect for valentine's day

Awesome, wonder who modelled for the mould.

Probably a balloon.

I started a thread about a giant 'babel monster' that seems to run the world

And also how insincerity is poisonous

And it got taken down

(That's a bummer, but kinda also yay for Hofstadter-esque theorem self-proofs...?)

PBS is putting more and more of their old content behind a paywall.  

Ate a bowl of peas, carrots and sweetcorn for my midnight snack (instead of usual fatty garbage) without a gun held to my head and had been looking forward to doing so all day.

Feels like I'm halfway to being an adult.

O fuck I've done it again

Got to drive a Lambourghini Huracan yesterday. They didn't skimp on the carbon fibre let me tell you.

My friend has a podcast and I was on it talking about some of my favorite songs. The podcast is nothing big at all, just a hobby for him, but it's cool knowing I have something like that archived at there that's neither written word or some unrecorded conversation I've had IRL.

It's a great podcast BTW, like desert Island discs meets Fresh Air on NPR.

https://soundcloud.com/memorytracks

  On 2/22/2017 at 2:35 AM, Centurix said:

Got to drive a Lambourghini Huracan yesterday. They didn't skimp on the carbon fibre let me tell you.

Nice I'd love to drive a supercar or proper sports car one day. Hours and hours of Gran Turismo on PS1 could only do so much for me.

Picked up a bunch of material (for work) at a small warehouse yesterday and the guy there pointed me towards an unused 42" flat screen TV...We don't sell entertainment electronics at my store and he was going to throw it away, so I grabbed it and took it home. $300 saved.

I got lost on some trails in the woods because they were mad complex and the maps they had are notoriously inaccurate. I found my way back to the visitors center by seeing what was north on the map, and the sun setting in the west. I coulda died real bad but I didn't. Woohoo. Then I drank like a gallon of water in 0.0002 milliseconds.

Today I had two 17 year old kids in at the office who are studying at a local community college to be in IT. They had to tick off 2 hours of "work experience". So I made them configure an AWS EC2 server. I had fun.

This morning I woke up and went back to sleep for one hour. In that short period of time I had an intense hyper realistic dream that lasted for like a month! Thank you sweet brain for making this possible. I had fun.

Brains are great.

  On 2/23/2017 at 3:51 AM, Centurix said:

Today I had two 17 year old kids in at the office who are studying at a local community college to be in IT. They had to tick off 2 hours of "work experience". So I made them configure an AWS EC2 server. I had fun.

I'm actually hoping for some fresh new college going member to post here he got to do some IT work configuring some server. And then go "wtf, you here mate!? can't be!" 

My older brother is going bald. Naturally, I feel for him and understand it's not a laughing matter.

Isn't baldness a hereditary trait though?

As long as I get to laugh at him first, I don't mind. Besides, dyslexia is also hereditary and I've avoided that while my brother didn't, so maybe I have dodged the baldness too.

That moment when your favorite audio plugin is working again like a super damn horse train. Yessssssssssssssssssss.

*masturbates furiously while using audio plugin* 

  On 2/25/2017 at 2:49 PM, Shockerbrown said:

 

*masturbates furiously while using audio plugin* 

sample that. Use with the plug in somhow?

What'cha gonna do now, Squee?

FWS; woke up in time to have a cup of green tea and spreading some sandwiches before heading off.

  On 2/28/2017 at 8:10 AM, Squee said:

Today is my last day at work.

Good for you being able to freelance Squee! I wish I was good enough at any things to be able to do that sort of work but I'm also lazy as fuck so I might be terrible at it. But yeah I'm also looking for a new job/location so if anyone is hiring total internet strangers HMU yo (also ignore that lazy thing I said last sentence total joke i'm a prankster haha totes hard workin dude here ayy).

SFWA&S: I filed my taxes, a full month before I had to! Successes!