stupid first world achievements and successes

  On 9/18/2017 at 1:42 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/18/2017 at 12:40 AM, Bechuga said:

 

Spiral: So, uh...you're into butts?

 

Girl666: Yeah, totes big fan of pegging. You?

 

Spiral:

 

  On 9/18/2017 at 12:06 AM, hello spiral said:

Yeah, I get bummed out

 

 

Send her over my way

 

  On 9/17/2017 at 9:09 AM, hello spiral said:

I'm in the interminable hell of online dating atm, don't recommend

Well, date got rearranged. She messaged me Sunday morning saying she was out at her sister's in London over Fri-Sat and was just wearing heels so had a damn huge cankle. Thought at first it was her just not wanting to come but she was the one who first showed interest, so maybe it's all good.

It's now gonna be on Friday, which I reckon I prefer. More of a want to drink for everyone involved than a Sunday. I promise not to talk about WATMM.

Have a mate who went on quite a few dates from match.com. He was saying most people seemed kinda boring, but maybe that's just an opinion that can't be trusted, idk. Doesn't sound like the greatest experience but I do know a couple of folks who have had great success (marriage) dating online.

Good luck with the hipster date spiral, hope the butt suits you well.

Wow. Do any of you old timer WATMM guys remember the legendary 'Alison' thread?

It was before the 2005 crash.

  On 9/17/2017 at 11:22 PM, luke viia said:

Might get a place & job as a caretaker on a WA park, cute little cottage on a hill in the forest, overlooking the water, 20 min from work, $500/month (!!!). I'd be responsible for opening & closing the gate and kicking out drunk teenagers. Can do.

Which park? Sounds like Golden Gardens or Discovery or one of the Magnolia parks. 

Either way - That's fuckin' awesome! 

  On 9/18/2017 at 9:26 PM, Gocab said:

 

  On 9/17/2017 at 9:09 AM, hello spiral said:

I'm in the interminable hell of online dating atm, don't recommend

I thought it went: 1. post picture on grindr/happn. 2. put penis in orifice.

 

Yeah that's what my 40-50yr old internet illiterate work colleagues think too. They've been grilling me for my mad pussy on electronic tap knowledge

  On 9/18/2017 at 9:31 PM, spratters said:

Good luck with the hipster date spiral, hope the butt suits you well.

Well, I have an actual FWS to report. Last night I arranged to go for a drink with some 40yr old Hackney hipster woman. Today around 16:00 I get a text from a girl I really liked who, two weeks ago, told me her mother was here from Brazil and could she get back to me in two weeks?

I totally assumed this was some excuse because she met someone else or something.

So she asks if I'm free this evening and do I like stand up comedy.

I text hipster woman and cancel.

Me and lovely brazilian girl go and see Harry Hill and Stewart Lee in Union Chapel.

Was lush.

But did she peg you?

  On 9/18/2017 at 12:47 AM, Redruth said:

was catching th cold, but i killed tht fucking beast! i'm an bad virus killer mf!

Way to go Redruth! I hear Vitamin C is good to keep the ol' immune system online, had the sniffles m'self over the past few days, drinking apple juice now

I did not dead tonight, although I have no reason to dead. I think that's good. ?

  On 9/19/2017 at 2:32 AM, Audioblysk said:

But did she peg you?

What would she think of me if I put out on a first date?

In a church of all places

  On 9/17/2017 at 11:22 PM, luke viia said:

Might get a place & job as a caretaker on a WA park, cute little cottage on a hill in the forest, overlooking the water, 20 min from work, $500/month (!!!). I'd be responsible for opening & closing the gate and kicking out drunk teenagers. Can do.

That sounds just too awesome.

  On 9/19/2017 at 1:54 AM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 9/18/2017 at 9:26 PM, Gocab said:

 

  On 9/17/2017 at 9:09 AM, hello spiral said:

I'm in the interminable hell of online dating atm, don't recommend

I thought it went: 1. post picture on grindr/happn. 2. put penis in orifice.

Yeah that's what my 40-50yr old internet illiterate work colleagues think too. They've been grilling me for my mad pussy on electronic tap knowledge

  On 9/18/2017 at 9:31 PM, spratters said:

Good luck with the hipster date spiral, hope the butt suits you well.

Well, I have an actual FWS to report. Last night I arranged to go for a drink with some 40yr old Hackney hipster woman. Today around 16:00 I get a text from a girl I really liked who, two weeks ago, told me her mother was here from Brazil and could she get back to me in two weeks?

I totally assumed this was some excuse because she met someone else or something.

So she asks if I'm free this evening and do I like stand up comedy.

I text hipster woman and cancel.

Me and lovely brazilian girl go and see Harry Hill and Stewart Lee in Union Chapel.

Was lush.

2.Nice!

Online dating is just two people trying to convince each other that they're not murderers.

hired for a temporary full time job in a ridiculous art/film project, doing "experiments". doesn't pay very well but it's a once-in-lifetime proper freak experience.

some of my work was recently featured in a news video by the American Institute of Physics!

finally figured out what i want from life, and it means moving 100s of miles away from London. WINNING!!!

well, don't leave us hanging...

Inverness? Possibly heading that way meself soon. 

  On 9/22/2017 at 10:26 PM, MDM Chaos said:

finally figured out what i want from life, and it means moving 100s of miles away from London. WINNING!!!

well done :)

  On 9/22/2017 at 10:26 PM, MDM Chaos said:

finally figured out what i want from life, and it means moving 100s of miles away from London. WINNING!!!

Good deal.

TBH if I ever make an England visit I'd have much more interest in the north (esp. Manc or Blackpool) than London. No offense to Londoners, but just seems like an unhappy concrete jungle from what I hear.

She gon' b raising sheep and making artisan sheep cheese. 

A supermarket has taken over an empty building very very close to my flat--less than a minute walk away--which means my weekend walks to the supermarkets much farther away are a thing of the past. Whoop!

  On 9/23/2017 at 6:29 AM, Audioblysk said:

She gon' b raising sheep and making artisan sheep cheese. 

tis th life 

to a beautiful place in the country (kinda)...

Glasgow. Gonna be going to check it out soon.

want to go hiking, riding and snowboarding on the weekends.

glasgow to live, or for a holiday?