stupid first world achievements and successes

I actually liked jury duty and I'd do it again. I also think I'd get an amphetamine-like rush from being a prosecutor and I'd probably end up being a corrupt politician that owns a space casino and pet polar bears and an armoured car limousine thing. 

+ copious coke habit.

Yeah I was kind of bummed when I didn't get chosen for jury duty.  Seems like it would have been neato.  A guy I know who got called up deliberately sabotaged his chances of getting chosen by acting like a weirdo when got in front of the defendant/prosecutor.

I thought it might have been kind of cool but I was so wiped yesterday from just sitting around waiting in various rooms for hours and  then not getting picked. If that's what really serving on a jury is like I don't know if I can hack it, I'll probably doze off in court. On the bright side, I'm stoked to go back to the daily grind today where I know I'm actually going to have shit to do. 

Also: ordered some of those overpriced Isoacoustics speaker stands, mostly because I'm sick of looking at the pile of books my Rokits were on top of. Not only does my desk look much better now, lo and behold the highs are noticeably sharper.

Noice.

Went and picked up me new meme-shirt from my sisters (where I send all my parcels now), it's quite lush

I really don't get the steamed hams meme. Is there more to it than just being a funny Simpsons episode?

I've been part of the Simpsons Shitposting group on FB for years now. I've lost all perspective so I couldn't tell you. 

I will say originally it was about cross pollinating and mutating different references from classic episodes.

This is a personal fave:

happy international women's day (especially to the women that can play dank tunes)

https://youtu.be/CMCIEtC-tJk

not even Father Ted got that surreal

Finally earned 5.00 USD in Steam in-store credits by selling off loads of digital trading cards. Might put it towards Into The Breach as my next purchase.

Got an OK price for these exceptionally lush Berber rugs. Never bought a serious carpet before. Feel like a man now.

You bought all those? Damn, son.

it’s just 3, and I’m keeping the grey and the patterned one.. the red one is for a friend... you can get far better prices if you buy several...

^

srsly, I wouldn't say no to one of them. How much are they?

I can chime in on the rug thing actually. Bought a posh one for my new room. Wool one from Habitat. Got it half price too.

Here's Korg enjoying it

Nice rug duder

i like thos rugs

omfg that is how you surf a rug ::))

It’s clearly a good one.

the 3 together were 870 euros.. think it’s a dece price.. the guy originally wanted like 600 per rug... it was tricky, involved multi-day bargaining & getting help from several locals... but fun lol

and yes, this involves psychedelia... we had acid in the desert & the hills near the sea, it somehow clicked, these people holographically encode their environment into these rugs.. the colors, textures.. it’s just what they do... they bring the outside into their homes this way, the long patterned rug is my desert trip totem now...

Wow ok, too rich for me atm. If I had that kinda money I totally would though. Very lush rugs. And yes, most assuredly acid-fried.

sadly have to leave behind this piece of art:

This DRUG-USING Son Of A Bitch

is over here buying HOT RUGS

For Bad Ass Deals

and you're basically a rug-virgin

CLICK HERE to get

Fucking RUGS for FREE

Photos of my local rug dealer

help yrself

https://www.theanou.com/#rugs

this seems like a decent platform for buying rugs online

dank af tbqh