stupid first world achievements and successes

Google Maps should have an option when navigating on foot that it would not take you through areas where you're likely to get murdered. F.e. it's not particularly nice to realize after dark that it's taking you through a maze of dark alleys, with dilapidated semi-abandoned housing, no street lights and fucking bonfires burning on the streets.

fuckin' gratz lewps

  On 12/9/2018 at 8:39 AM, mokz said:

Google Maps should have an option when navigating on foot that it would not take you through areas where you're likely to get murdered. F.e. it's not particularly nice to realize after dark that it's taking you through a maze of dark alleys, with dilapidated semi-abandoned housing, no street lights and fucking bonfires burning on the streets.

Ha! It does this in London too

Made chicken soup from scratch last night with the carcass of a rotisserie chicken I got cheap at the end of the day in Waitrose. Never made it before and was totally improvising, just wanted to make best use of the carcass I knew had been sitting in my fridge for a few days.

Eating it now for lunch at work and it's fucking bangin'

thanks folksz

  On 12/9/2018 at 10:01 AM, hello spiral said:

fuckin' gratz lewps

  On 12/9/2018 at 8:39 AM, mokz said:

Google Maps should have an option when navigating on foot that it would not take you through areas where you're likely to get murdered. F.e. it's not particularly nice to realize after dark that it's taking you through a maze of dark alleys, with dilapidated semi-abandoned housing, no street lights and fucking bonfires burning on the streets.

Ha! It does this in London too

Same here in America. I've also had it try to take me down two bridges that were out while driving. I mean, it was obvious by signage/construction on the roadways that the bridges were out, but I imagine occasionally that's not the case. 

SFWA: Spent my first night in a new place and slept relatively well somehow. Not great, but better than I expected, especially given that the apt above me seems to have been bouncing a basketball at 2AM? 

I got played on BBC Radio 1's Essential Mix as last track of the set.   Well chuffed.  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0001fzy

  On 12/9/2018 at 11:31 PM, Jaffa said:

I got played on BBC Radio 1's Essential Mix as last track of the set. Well chuffed.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0001fzy

I love that my job gives me access to unannounced projects and products. I love knowing about that kind of stuff.

my sister is about to have babby for the first time and we're texting each other back and forth while she is in early induced labour (safe, babby carried to full term). kind of surreal having a conversation with her as she is bringing a new life into the world. I'm excited to meet my niece.

  On 12/10/2018 at 3:24 PM, usagi said:

my sister is about to have babby for the first time and we're texting each other back and forth while she is in early induced labour (safe, babby carried to full term). kind of surreal having a conversation with her as she is bringing a new life into the world. I'm excited to meet my niece.

It's fun being an uncle. All the fun without the responsibility of having your own.

Manged to get my laptop repaired after spilling beer all over it rather than having to buy a new one!

  On 12/10/2018 at 8:53 PM, yek said:

 

  On 12/10/2018 at 3:24 PM, usagi said:

my sister is about to have babby for the first time and we're texting each other back and forth while she is in early induced labour (safe, babby carried to full term). kind of surreal having a conversation with her as she is bringing a new life into the world. I'm excited to meet my niece.

It's fun being an uncle. All the fun without the responsibility of having your own.

 

she's already arrived. I woke up this morning to find it's all over. surreal how quick it happened.

Noice!

expand the gene pool, crush the competition, congrats!

thank.

congrat.

  On 12/10/2018 at 11:23 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/10/2018 at 8:53 PM, yek said:

 

  On 12/10/2018 at 3:24 PM, usagi said:

my sister is about to have babby for the first time and we're texting each other back and forth while she is in early induced labour (safe, babby carried to full term). kind of surreal having a conversation with her as she is bringing a new life into the world. I'm excited to meet my niece.

It's fun being an uncle. All the fun without the responsibility of having your own.

 

 

she's already arrived. I woke up this morning to find it's all over. surreal how quick it happened.

 

did u eat the placenta tho

  On 12/11/2018 at 10:25 PM, darreichungsform said:

 

  On 12/10/2018 at 11:23 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/10/2018 at 8:53 PM, yek said:

 

  On 12/10/2018 at 3:24 PM, usagi said:

my sister is about to have babby for the first time and we're texting each other back and forth while she is in early induced labour (safe, babby carried to full term). kind of surreal having a conversation with her as she is bringing a new life into the world. I'm excited to meet my niece.

It's fun being an uncle. All the fun without the responsibility of having your own.

she's already arrived. I woke up this morning to find it's all over. surreal how quick it happened.

did u eat the placenta tho

  On 12/11/2018 at 11:02 PM, Stickfigger said:

I remember at school this girl used to get teased because her mum ate her placenta . Kids are weird

Hahahaha! Kids are assholes.

  On 12/11/2018 at 11:58 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 12/11/2018 at 11:02 PM, Stickfigger said:

I remember at school this girl used to get teased because her mum ate her placenta . Kids are weird

 

Hahahaha! Kids are assholes.

 

yeah but placenta is delish so fuck that kid

First world placenta.

First world success: Jumped into a taxi to go home but only because it was a Tesla. Never been in a Tesla before. Now I have.

was it everything you thought it would be?

It was nice. Asked the cab driver around 200 questions in less than 10 min. He turned on Tesla’s Christmas ui theme which also turned the blinkers into sleigh bells. It was fucking stupid. So yes, everything I had hoped for.

lol, awesome

the thing about those electrics is that they can sneak up on you without being heard, so in a way kind of dangerous

https://www.pointerpointer.com/

sitting on the couch w/the dog and he crawled over and sat in my lap for cuddles. 

a week or so ago he did the same thing but flopped up against me and wiggled under my arm and fell asleep. 

it's nice