what is µ-Ziq's strength

he wears 6 pairs of basketball warm-ups, one over the other, to the gym. When he disrobes the emperor theme is transmitted through a ring modulator on his wrist watch/calculator.

he completed every computer game ever created without using a computer

he can pee up a rope

he can do that "nyrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" thing to animals like crocodile dundee

He can switch hardflip like 16 stairs and then brew the dankest imperial IPA you've ever tasted.

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Is this the oddest and most peculiar corner of the music world?

What the fuck is this all about?

I feel I have wandered into a strange church in the countryside and the gathering is a cross between The Children of the Corn and Deliverence.

cleaned and listened to my copy of mike & rich last night, what an album. Makes me laugh, bop, & chill.

also his skin grows thc glands to not only protect from the suns rays & harsh elements of the environment, but all you have to do is chip off some of the natural keef & you have free smoke.

he thumb wrestles himself

he makes onions cry.

He doesn't walk the dog, he ROCKS the dog

He doesn't cook stirfry with a wok, he cooks stirfry with ROCK

He doesn't wear socks, he wears FUCKIN ROCKS

he is banned from northamptonshire

his strength, above all, is running the label nowadays, one would think..?

tbh he doesn;t look like he's aged too well, so, this is probably the best role for him now. label manager/ a&r man/... sight seer/cad.

he'll still do one-armed pull ups when he's a double amputee

he let's them do lines yayo from his overweight bum

he gives money to poor people on the street, even though his label ain't exactly a cash cow

Well it's definitely not drums that's for sure.

He has 1 foot long nipples.

err maybe that's not a strength...

he doesn't eat anything green

  On 2/11/2012 at 2:27 AM, BCM said:

he doesn't eat anything green

I heard he eats things green but it comes out the other end orange...

I had a dream where I was engaged in a homosexual relationship with Mike P and we'd shit all over each others faces and lick one another clean...

So in that instance, his long tongue and insatiable appetite for his own feces.

  On 2/14/2012 at 11:32 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

I had a dream where I was engaged in a homosexual relationship with Mike P and we'd shit all over each others faces and lick one another clean...

So in that instance, his long tongue and insatiable appetite for his own feces.

Well that certainly... is interesting.

i'm just discovering him with tango 'n vectif (2x Cd version). i don't know the second cd but it's really good, especially the title track & the mu-ziq theme. i like this cheesy-melodic sound from 93, rythms are a lil bit generic but great melodies.

His penis has a handle like a fleshy teapot.

he's covered shackleton live without using a single bongo.

his gmail address is gmail@muziq.com

he can outrun an emu

When he gets spam through his fax, he faxes it back to sender

Surprised this has turned into a thread similar to chuck-norrisisms... Not much love at WATMM for paradinas?