what is µ-Ziq's strength

he waterboards himself with his own urine, to keep himself honest.

his abnormal apeptite for carb bars to keep him in great shape while making music that never gets released.

He frequently talks with Ray Lewis.

He has unsanding paper.

He does an excellent impression of Kate Winslet in Titanic

He turned Richard Simmons straight.

he can easily crush a grape.

i heard he has a portrait in his attic that gets glitchier every time he signs a juke artist.

His heart beats one massive super low frequency beat a month.

he can break a rolling lol with a lol.

Mike's primary sense is his keen sense of smell. He can detect one drop of blood in a million drops of water (25 gallons or 100 liters)

and can smell blood 0.25 mile (0.4 km) away. His paired nostrils are on the underside of his snout. Water continually flows through the nostrils, giving him olfactory information. Unlike sharks, his nostrils have nothing to do with breathing,

they are not even connected to the mouth.

edit: Mike as fuck!

no, that's a shark.

although i have yet to see convincing proof that mike isn't a shark.

drat! i often get the two confused.

PROTIP: sharks generally don't have glasses or are married to watmm members.

mike as fuck.

anyway i heard one time he quantized a beat until it cried and gave up. that beat is now his housekeeper and does all his chores.

He can descramble porn with a kaleidoscope

what real life is to brazzers.com, mu-ziqs reality is to real life.

Mike is a keen pigeon fancier. His Muffed Helmet "Big Jim" is his pride and joy.

Not really a strength per se, more of a Mike related factoid.

He eats M-bone steaks for breakfast.

That is so mike.

he can perform a reverse cumshot to olympic standards.

His chicken piccata recipe is to die for.

his saliva tastes exactly like maple syrup. he serves it on hotcakes for his house guests.

He invented stenography