what is µ-Ziq's strength

Lunatic Harness is one of my favorite electronic albums. So many fun, catchy melodies.

The lights dim, every time he farts.

he can instantly morph into one of the hanson brothers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8

He can draw a perfectly scaled map freehand

I dunno how people can say he's not a par with the others who have sub forums. Personally I rate U-Ziq up there with the others. In fact I prefer him over Aphex, Cylob, Autechre and Plaid. The worst record he did was Gary Mocheles.

He drinks warm beverages while they're still very hot

His beer stays ice cold no matter how long it takes for him to drink it.

He turned the Indigo Girls straight.

his brain was artificially manufactured in 2024, attained consciousness and developed the ability to time travel.

Someone retitle this thread to "Mike Paradinas Mythology" imo.

He seems like a nice guy, at least the representatives from his label have always been very cool to be (specifically Thomas). He seems like one of the few people willing to at least communicate or do something for his fans and fans of the stuff he's associated with.

His hair is the strongest natural fibre known to man

i doubt he could bench much,

but he probably has quads of steel.

He looks like this

He wears 3 wristwatches and corresponds with Diego Maradonna.

He bankrupts everyone in monopoly on his first turn.

his silent farts can wake Odin from Odin sleep.

People who work the 911 line dial him during emergencies

he did the P-90x backwards then forward, without rest, start to finish .

He's kinda the only person who made a collab album with Aphex Twin up until Tuss

He made an ice sculpture out of sand

Hasty Boom Alert. That's it.

*posting in a weetabix thread*

He never washes up, and doesn't get complaints.

Laxatives make him hungry.

in my opinion...one of the best electronic songs ever composed. strength.