Research Shows That Cocaine and Heroin Are Less Addictive Than Oreos

Would you recommend a strict diet of COLACRISPS?

yeah exactly that's all you need brother

I actually think it's stupid.

  On 10/17/2013 at 3:25 AM, logakght said:

I actually think it's stupid.

  On 10/16/2013 at 9:31 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

People OD on Oreos(sugar) all the time. Its called Diabetes. Diabetes kills people, and makes them a burden to society. Some have to have their limbs removed due to the side effects.

 

 

dude just shut up.

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:07 AM, essines said:

 

  On 10/16/2013 at 9:31 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

People OD on Oreos(sugar) all the time. Its called Diabetes. Diabetes kills people, and makes them a burden to society. Some have to have their limbs removed due to the side effects.

 

 

 

dude just shut up.

 

Am I wrong?

I enjoy crack and heroin way more than oreo's

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:25 AM, v/v said:

I enjoy crack and heroin way more than oreo's

nice 15th post

you should check out the rules

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:25 AM, v/v said:

I enjoy crack and heroin way more than oreo's

then you are obviously not a well adjusted lab rat.

I mean, I rarely eat Oreos. I don't like them a lot, but, according to this article, I could try heroin without getting addicted, since it seems I can handle Oreos pretty well?

yo laik wtf meng

I haven't had Oreos or even an urge to try them for like 10+ years and that shit was like force fed to me at lame Christmas parties in elementary and middle school - like the ones with crappy plastic cups for juice and soda and like 15 kids all brought doritos instead of real food and shit.

So anyway. Mind over matter?

Knowing Is Half The Battle?

Or something!?

(that said I am addicted to coffer and beeru to the max)

*takes apart OREO slowly, licks icing methodically, lashing with tongue*

  On 10/17/2013 at 12:21 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 10/17/2013 at 12:03 AM, hoggy said:

The word 'addiction' is not neutral. Not only is it subjective, but the use of the word implies or assumes certain things about what it means to live in a state of dependency.

 

One problem comparing heroin and sugar is the sickness that comes when you quit heroin, constant spasms, discomfort, depression, sleeplessness, plus adjusting to the reality of a neglected life, body, teeth... The effect on your nervous system especially is not really comparable in any meaningful way to sugar.

 

 

It seems like people really just wanna see drugs as insidious and sugar as innocuous. And I think that's part of the strange phenomenon where people think the world is exactly as it should be. And I think that has to do with how our brains try to find ways to expend the least amount of energy through stasis and routine.

 

Actually I avoid sugar - I have or used to have a very sweet tooth and my teeth were rotting away, and also I used to go out and get a selection of chocolate, sweets, crisps, pot noodle, pepperami and eat them like a 5 course meal, but over time I really started to hate the lethargy that comes after and the constant craving feeling you get when you never eat anything healthy or drink enough water (rather than fizzy drinks), also all that stuff really contributed to insomnia and depression.

So I don't think it's innocuous at all, but lets be serious, injecting psychoactive chemicals directly into your bloodstream is just a little bit different.

However I heard an interesting point one time (I think it was Ralphie May who said it) - you can't quit food cold turkey

Oreos are horrible. As is every American sweet / snack that I've ever tasted.

Heroin, on the other hand, is really nice.

  On 10/16/2013 at 9:42 PM, Timothy Forward said:

I enjoy injecting Oreos into myself now and then.

i was gonna say, they are less addictive but much easier to inject.

I just baked a heroin cake for my kid's birthday party and the party turned out great! Thanks for the tip watmm.

*dips bag of cocaine in milk*

i don't understand simple concepts

*Derpderp*

i have just read a 4 page thread of people explaining why they don't like oreos.

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:09 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:07 AM, essines said:

 

  On 10/16/2013 at 9:31 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

People OD on Oreos(sugar) all the time. Its called Diabetes. Diabetes kills people, and makes them a burden to society. Some have to have their limbs removed due to the side effects.

 

 

 

dude just shut up.

 

 

Am I wrong?

 

Not all people get diabetes because of obesity. And by your argument, everyone who is not 100% fit is a burden to society. So I think it qualifies as a shut up.

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:19 PM, azatoth said:

 

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:09 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:07 AM, essines said:

 

  On 10/16/2013 at 9:31 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

People OD on Oreos(sugar) all the time. Its called Diabetes. Diabetes kills people, and makes them a burden to society. Some have to have their limbs removed due to the side effects.

 

 

 

dude just shut up.

 

 

Am I wrong?

 

Not all people get diabetes because of obesity. And by your argument, everyone who is not 100% fit is a burden to society. So I think it qualifies as a shut up.

 

Yes but improper diet and lifestyle is what leads to the diabetes that is preventable. And no that isn't what my argument is saying. You are merely inferring that.

Are oreos even that big a deal? I've had them before, they're average at best.

so did anyone else read about the experiment they performed here?

and if so, are you surprised that rats prefer heroin to saline solution, and oreos to rice cakes?

  On 10/17/2013 at 5:37 PM, luke viia said:

so did anyone else read about the experiment they performed here?

 

and if so, are you surprised that rats prefer heroin to saline solution, and oreos to rice cakes?

I didn't look at the details of the experiment. Only the article. They still tested that they would be more inclined to choose oreos when in a position to choose between that or heroin though, correct? (the well adjusted rats I mean)

nah, lol

http://www.conncoll.edu/news/news-archive/2013/student-faculty-research-shows-oreos-are-just-as-addictive-as-drugs-in-lab-rats-.htm#.UmAFdVBwp8H