MisterE Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 yay eugenics! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) I'm with Louis CK, disperse lions: http://youtu.be/tp743X1VCl8 Until we have dramatic shifts where stupidity isn't coddled my hope is that governments can encourage and promote contraceptive and family planning. Children are born unintentionally and unwanted and the system simply doesn't work to help them. Those in power in the States rather use that dilemma to get votes off the perpetual debates on social welfare and abortion. It's an easy solution until we can do more drastic things like leave the planet or have a far more intelligent and far less wasteful and violent society. Edited January 2, 2014 by joshuatx Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Seeing you're all so sincere, I gather that you killed your offspring and/or broke with your gf by now? Just out of a sense of responsibility? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deferlow Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Government subsidized rewards program for voluntary sterilization. "Ayo,10 G's to get your shit snipped the FUCK UP. What's good?" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 9:59 PM, goDel said: Seeing you're all so sincere, I gather that you killed your offspring and/or broke with your gf by now? Just out of a sense of responsibility? ... or just have sex with other men. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 state initiated homosexuality, like in the forever war Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 The future is gay. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 We should send the dregs (drug users, sexual deviants, athiests) to the sun to mine plasma for energy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) Make adoption as easy as procreating naturally and procreation as difficult as adoption is now. Serious answer, a start would be to make sure girls in developing countries can get a proper education. Edited January 2, 2014 by azatoth Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) On 1/2/2014 at 9:44 PM, Joyrex said: I reckon in some far-flung future we'll be able to discern intelligence potential and propensity towards disease, and if any sort of population control is enacted, they'll simply abort the fetuses that don't make the grade via genetic testing. As cruel as it sounds on the surface, it makes sense if you think about it - only the genetically superior would be born, and no births with any genetic defects would be allowed - not only would this lessen the burden on society in the form of invalid care, but overall the human race would get genetically stronger and stronger each generation with the passing of only the best genes. you are scaring me man. I maybe don't have enough criteria to speak about this. But I will anyway: Back in my 1st year of high school we studied the very basics of population etiology. The very first thing we were taught was: No population grows forever. Either it reaches a stable point where the amount of individuals and the amount of resources are equal, or, if it increases past this point it will reach a level where the resources simply aren't enough. The population crashes (reduces in amount quicker than it increased) abysmally. edit: I think we have been simply postponing this crash with medicines, artificial food technology etc. But the principal stays true: no population grows forever. Edited January 2, 2014 by MIXL2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YangYing's signature Hide all signatures >>MY MUSIC<< Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 10:26 PM, azatoth said: Make adoption as easy as procreating naturally and procreation as difficult as adoption is now. Serious answer, a start would be to make sure girls in developing countries can get a proper education. The amount of utter delusion in the American public regarding adoption and abortion is astounding. When Texas passed stricter abortion laws this year some of the elected officials actually said, with complete seriousness, that we needed more babies because so many people wanted to adopt. The reality is this. We rank last or close to last in education and child protective services spending too. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 10:26 PM, azatoth said: Make adoption as easy as procreating naturally and procreation as difficult as adoption is now. Serious answer, a start would be to make sure girls in developing countries can get a proper education. Yeah, this and the availability of contraception and sex ed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 If you were more insidious, release something that would make everyone infertile and go for artificial population control from there. If such a method would be possible, it's likely it would be possible to create designer babies with genetic manipulation also. But this sort of thing has all kinds of problems and far-reaching implications and ethical questions. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 10:43 PM, azatoth said: If you were more insidious, release something that would make everyone infertile and go for artificial population control from there. If such a method would be possible, it's likely it would be possible to create designer babies with genetic manipulation also. But this sort of thing has all kinds of problems and far-reaching implications and ethical questions.This was proposed (and sci-fi solved) in Dan Brown's book "inferno". The idea is a virus that affects the genetical genome of human beings making 1/3 of the population sterile. The virus is transferred through the air. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YangYing's signature Hide all signatures >>MY MUSIC<< Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomczar Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Doug Stanhope had a really good bit about overpopulation and solving the world's problems. He put forth the idea of incentive based eugenics, with a targeted incentive to white trash (so that we'd have less undereducated white families with 3 or more progeny. If for some reason not having to raise an offspring for 20ish years is not enough incentive in of itself, why not offer some compensation for making oneself sterile? The question is... what? Partial ownership of a property in some vacation destination? Tax breaks? Straight money? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Doomczar's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 what's considered white trash? is that going to be written into a law? seems like we're just not allowing people we have a personal bias toward to have children at that point. i wonder how many watmmers wouldn't have a high enough iq to have kids in that kind of world? i'm guessing quite a few... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 11:19 PM, zaphod said: what's considered white trash? is that going to be written into a law? seems like we're just not allowing people we have a personal bias toward to have children at that point. i wonder how many watmmers wouldn't have a high enough iq to have kids in that kind of world? i'm guessing quite a few... Yeah that can't be the solution period. I want to have kids and the idea that I or my potential offspring would have to be approved by any entity, especially a government, is disturbing and fundamentally wrong. It's easy to toy with the idea of eugenics and sterilization, etc in our current reality but it's at best a cynical cop-out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 10:25 PM, DerWaschbar said: We should send the dregs (drug users, sexual deviants, athiests) to the sun to mine plasma for energy. But who'd be left to post on watmm? Really though, education, education, education, plus freely available birth control. Reveal hidden contents lol jk captain trips Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomczar Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 11:23 PM, joshuatx said: On 1/2/2014 at 11:19 PM, zaphod said: what's considered white trash? is that going to be written into a law? seems like we're just not allowing people we have a personal bias toward to have children at that point. i wonder how many watmmers wouldn't have a high enough iq to have kids in that kind of world? i'm guessing quite a few... Yeah that can't be the solution period. I want to have kids and the idea that I or my potential offspring would have to be approved by any entity, especially a government, is disturbing and fundamentally wrong. It's easy to toy with the idea of eugenics and sterilization, etc in our current reality but it's at best a cynical cop-out. What if the life society could provide you if you do not procreate would be more fulfilling than one with procreation? Or why is it "fundamentally wrong" to have a governing body looking out for the interests of all humans? Would some of our starving 3rd world countrymen approve of your need to procreate when they're starving to death? Why do you feel like you (any reader, no one specific) have the right to create another consumer in an already vastly overpopulated world? Why not have some form of quality control for our future humans? Do you perceive that as wrong? Just curious. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Doomczar's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 On 1/2/2014 at 9:44 PM, Joyrex said: I reckon in some far-flung future we'll be able to discern intelligence potential and propensity towards disease, and if any sort of population control is enacted, they'll simply abort the fetuses that don't make the grade via genetic testing. As cruel as it sounds on the surface, it makes sense if you think about it - only the genetically superior would be born, and no births with any genetic defects would be allowed - not only would this lessen the burden on society in the form of invalid care, but overall the human race would get genetically stronger and stronger each generation with the passing of only the best genes. you know if they'd started doing that 100 years ago, probably none of your favourite gadgets would exist NERDS ALL HAVE BAD EYESIGHT!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) Just brainstorming here, but: Incentivize a steady-state family size (1-2 children) in developed nations. Further incentivize a childless lifestyle, and as azatoth said, make adoption easier. If a family decides they wish to go over the steady-state family size, tax them at a percentage of their income. In "underdeveloped nations," increase the focus on women's education; it might incite radical social resistance at first (in nations where women are not typically treated as equals) but it has to happen. Edited January 3, 2014 by luke viia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) On 1/3/2014 at 12:04 AM, luke viia said: If a family decides they wish to go over the steady-state family size, tax them at a percentage of their income. that's rich people "buying" kids Edited January 3, 2014 by eugene Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) percentage of their income, not flat fee also didn't get a chance to edit the last post, but it would be interesting if there were a way to enforce a child-cap limit even after taxing per child, as in after 6 kids you are simply barred from having more (the idea would be a financial barrier, but if you're ultra rich, yeah that might not be enough, though paying 20% of your income for having your 5th kid might be enough to stop most wealthy people) and if you break this law, ...something happens... yeah, not sure there's a good way to do it, hah. Edited January 3, 2014 by luke viia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 10% of say 1 mil per month = one less luxury car 10% of 3000$ per month = less food Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81795-how-would-you-deal-with-overpopulation/page/2/#findComment-2111164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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